Black Myth: You and I are both destined
Chapter 107 The first conspiracy in heaven!
Zhu Bajie ate too much and became fat.
He held a giant elixir as big as a human head in his hand and was wolfing it down while looking around.
Tianming and Nezha were also eating pills silently. Their movements were quick and urgent, as if they were racing against time.
"This pill is so delicious that I can't stop taking it even if I'm full!" Zhu Bajie burped and muttered, eating while walking around to digest the food.
In a corner of the alchemy room, Zhu Bajie found an ancient account book with a wrinkled cover.
"Record of Magical Elixir and Immortal Herbs?"
When I opened it, I saw that it was an account book recording all the medicinal materials and pills in and out of the warehouse. It was filled with dense records of the names, quantities and uses of various medicinal materials and pills.
He flipped a few pages forward, and suddenly, a line of words caught his attention: "Sun Wukong, making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, drunkenly entering the Tushita Palace, and stealing 300 million pills."
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but curse!
"The three of us have been eating here for a long time and haven't eaten a few thousand pills. How dare he write that? The three million pills must have been made up by the old man himself!"
"Big Brother has been wronged by these people. Not only was he tricked into going on a pilgrimage, but he was also used to settle accounts. How can this be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven? This is clearly the Great Sage Settling Accounts."
Zhu Bajie shook his head and continued flipping through the 'Record of Magical Elixirs and Immortal Herbs'.
"I, Old Pig, thought this was odd. It was obvious that my eldest brother had drunk too much at the Peach Festival, which is very far from the Thirty-Three Heavens. How could he have entered there by mistake?"
At this moment, Nezha also snorted coldly.
"Li Jing and Chiguo Tianwang also got their hands on the military pay of the heavenly soldiers and generals. After Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, most of the heavenly soldiers and generals involved in the incident died, and the accounts were inexplicably settled."
"It's dark, so damn dark! I, Old Pig, really don't like the sky!"
"High, damn high!"
Zhu Bajie was puzzled when he heard Tianming suddenly say this.
"My dear nephew, what is so great about embezzling money and collecting taxes?"
Tianming coughed lightly.
"I'm not talking about them."
He complained quietly.
"When I was a kid, I read Journey to the West and always thought the classical Chinese and annotations were difficult. Later I realized it was ancient vernacular Chinese. What was difficult was not the meaning of the words, but the stories behind them."
Tianming took out a golden pill casually.
"Second Brother, Third Prince, Laojun dared to record in the account book that 300 million pills were stolen, which means he really has cultivated so many. Don't you think this is unusual?"
Zhu Bajie said frankly.
"The Lord is indeed very powerful. Just talking about these 300 million pearls, if they were used to reward the three armies, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, 360,000 naval forces, plus the minor gods from all sides, everyone would be able to get a few."
"Second Brother, the most important thing in this world is the spiritual essence. The spiritual essence in the golden elixir is the richest. This Laojun is more than amazing. He can refine so many golden elixirs and still obey the Jade Emperor. This is the most unusual."
Zhu Bajie was immediately attracted, and Nezha also listened attentively.
"I want to ask you two, what is the most spiritual thing in this world, and where is it?"
"Nephew, do you even need to ask? Isn't it the golden elixir of Taishang Laojun that you are eating?"
"Or maybe it was the ginseng fruit in the courtyard of Zhenyuan Daxian, the ancestor of earthly immortals, that we encountered when we were traveling west to seek Buddhist scriptures."
Nezha added: "The peaches of the Queen Mother of the West."
Tianming gave a thumbs up.
"You two have said it all."
"Ginseng fruit grows on the ginseng fruit tree in the Wuzhuang Temple on Wanshou Mountain. It takes nine thousand years to mature, and only thirty fruits are produced each time. If you smell it, you can live to be three hundred and sixty years old. If you eat one, you can live to be forty-seven thousand years old."
"Peaches, in the Peach Garden of the Heavenly Palace, peaches that ripen once every three thousand years can make one light and healthy and enter the path of immortality. Peaches that ripen once every six thousand years can help people ascend to heaven and become immortal. Peaches that ripen once every nine thousand years can help people live as long as the heaven and earth, and as long as the sun and the moon."
"Not to mention the Taishang Laojun's golden elixir, which is made from the exquisite inner elixir of the goblin and condenses the essence of spiritual essence."
Tianming looked upwards.
"Most of the spiritual essence in this world is in the hands of these three great gods. How can the Jade Emperor feel at ease? How can he be willing to do this?"
"This..." The two were speechless at the same time. They had thought about this question before, but they couldn't figure it out.
Tianming didn't keep anyone in suspense and started telling the story directly:
"In my hometown, some people say that the Jade Emperor is the incarnation of the divine power of the Lord of Heaven, and that he is selfless and ruthless. Others say that his name is Zhang Youren or Zhang Bairen.
But in my opinion, the Jade Emperor you are talking about is not the embodiment of selflessness and ruthlessness, but rather he has emotions and selfish desires. "
It is said that one day, the Jade Emperor was bored and passed by the Queen Mother's Peach Garden. He was about to go in to take a look, but was stopped at the door by seven ignorant fairies.
These fairies were extremely ignorant. No matter what the Jade Emperor said, even when he scolded them, they just stood guard at the door with their heads down, not letting the Jade Emperor in.
This scene happened to be seen by the Queen Mother of the West. She rushed forward, stood in front of the Jade Emperor, and scolded the Seven Fairies!
"Get out!"
Only then did the seven fairies step aside.
The Jade Emperor no longer had the pleasure of admiring the garden, so he left after saying a few words.
"God suppresses all things in the world, except for a few stubborn pines that try to reach the sky."
……
Later, by chance, the Jade Emperor discovered another thing: if the celestial officials had something to ask the Jade Emperor, they would first go to the Tushita Palace to ask the Jade Emperor.
Laozi is one of the Three Pure Ones and has a lofty status, so naturally he is superior to him in terms of seniority, but half of the political affairs are also divided over him, which is really unbearable!
Even when his spirit was wandering around and tasting the incense offerings, he also heard the common people praising Taishang Laojun, saying that he "can refine elixirs, which can make people immortal after eating them. The Jade Emperor is God, and Taishang Laojun is the Lord of Heaven."
The incense burning in Laojun Temple is higher than that of any other temple!
In a fit of anger, he went to a quiet hilltop to hide away.
This happens to be the Taoist temple of Zhenyuan Daxian.
He was surprised by the couplets in front of the door before he even entered.
"The Immortal Immortal's Mansion, the Taoist Mansion that has the same longevity as Heaven."
The Jade Emperor cultivated merits, and he is the only one in this world who is immortal and has a lifespan as long as the sky. Now there are gods who dare to hang such things and do not take him seriously at all.
He walked into the Taoist temple and became even more angry. There were only two words "Heaven and Earth" worshipped here.
At this moment, the Immortal Zhenyuan was traveling outside, so the Jade Emperor had to call his gatekeeper Taoist boy over to ask him.
"Why don't you worship the gods of Luotian, but only offer incense to the words heaven and earth?"
The little Taoist boy did not recognize that the person in front of him was the Jade Emperor, yet he spoke proudly.
"The Three Pure Ones and the Four Imperial Gods are my master's friends, and the Nine Stars Lords are my master's juniors, so they cannot be worshipped."
The Jade Emperor was furious at this moment, but he did not show it.
Zhen Yuanzi made friends with all the gods in heaven, but avoided the Jade Emperor. He deserves death!
These three great immortals hold the spiritual essence tightly in their hands. Even if the Jade Emperor wants to reward the immortals, he has to take the treasures in their garden!
The wise ministers, beloved generals, neighbors and good friends of the past are now riding on his head. If this continues, he, the ruler of the heavens, will be in name only.
Thus, the first conspiracy in heaven came into being!
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