Taoist priest, who is so popular in One Piece

"Hahaha, look everyone, this afro-haired skeleton is talking!"

At this moment, Luffy wanted to pounce on the skeleton and said to everyone excitedly.

"Hey Luffy, don't get so close, you'll be doomed if the ghost puts a curse on you!"

On the other side, Usopp hid behind Zoro, only sticking his head out and shouting at Luffy.

"Hmm!! Is there a ghost?!"

Unexpectedly, Luffy didn't react at all. Instead, the skeleton looked around in panic, as if it was very afraid of the existence of ghosts.

But when he looked around and found no ghost at all, he turned around stiffly, pointed at himself and said:

"Could it be that the ghost is referring to me?"

Everyone: ...Is this guy an idiot?

"Yohohoho~ I'm not a ghost. I'm just a resurrected person who ate the Yomiuri Fruit."

"My name is Brooke."

Seeing everyone's speechless expressions, Brook explained again and said his name.

At this time, Nami on the side said: "Even if it's not a ghost, this skeleton looks like..."

"Wow! This lady is so beautiful!"

Unexpectedly, before Nami could finish her words, Brook suddenly appeared in front of him.

After bowing with standard gentlemanly etiquette, he said, "When I see a beautiful woman, my eyes almost pop out of my head."

"Although I am a skeleton, I don't have eyeballs, yohohoho~"

Then, Brook asked Nami very seriously:

"So, can I see your panties?"

boom! ! !

The next second, Nami kicked Brook in the head and knocked him hard onto the deck.

"Who would show you something like that? You pervert!!!"

"Yo-ho-ho." Brooke laughed even when he was lying on the deck. "Such a decisive rejection really breaks my heart. Ah, even though I am a skeleton with only bones left."

"Shut up!" Nami said angrily.

“Hahahaha, it’s really funny!!!”

Luffy on the side was rolling on the side, holding his stomach, looking very happy.

Then there were those classic two bangs.

Luffy and Brook, who had large lumps on their heads, knelt side by side on the ground and said, "I'm so sorry~"

At this time, Sanji came forward and asked Brook:

"You just said that he was a resurrected person who ate the Yellow Spring Fruit. What do you mean?"

At the same time, Luffy turned to look at Brook and asked his own question:

"Hey, Krobe, can you poop?"

"How do you think about this kind of question?" Sanji was completely defeated by Luffy.

"Yes, I can. By the way, my name is Brooke." Brooke answered seriously.

"Who asked you to answer!!!" At this moment, Sanji also had a very bad premonition about Brook's IQ.

So he asked a few quick questions:

"First of all, why are you still alive and able to talk when you are nothing but bones?"

"Who are you now and why are you here?"

"then..."

But before Sanji could finish his question, Luffy interrupted him loudly:

"Don't worry about it for now, Sanji!!!"

Luffy turned to look at Brook and said seriously, "Join us, Crub!"

"Yes, sure. By the way, my name is Brooke," Brooke replied.

"Hey hey hey!!!"

The next second, everyone in the Straw Hat Pirates opened their mouths wide.

-

After this incident, the Straw Hat Pirates have become less wary of Brook.

After all, a guy like this doesn't look like an enemy at all.

As the saying goes, there is nothing that can't be solved with a meal.

So at this time, the Straw Hat Pirates and Brook were already sitting at the dining table on the fifth floor of the Merry.

Looking at the luxurious configuration in front of him, Brooke couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow, this is really a perfect banquet hall!!!"

"Hahaha, of course!" Franky said proudly, "Because this was made by me, Super Awesome."

"Hehe~" Meli on the other side also put on a proud look.

"The food is ready." Sanji said after setting up the whole table, "Here is your milk."

"Yohoho, thank you so much, Mr. Chef. I haven't eaten anything decent in decades."

After drinking the milk in front of him, Brook also made a comfortable sound.

"By the way, Rubuk, what's wrong with your body?" Luffy said to Brook while eating meat.

"My name is Brook, Mr. Luffy." Not long ago, Luffy also introduced everyone's identity to Brook: "As for my appearance, it is because of the Yomiuri Fruit I once ate."

"The only ability of the Yomizu Fruit is [Regeneration], which means that one can become a [Resurrected Person] and be given a second life."

"Wow, this is truly an incredible ability."

At this time, Robin also interrupted and said, "Is the price of resurrection to become a skeleton?"

"Oh my! This lady is also exceptionally pretty!"

Hearing Robin's words, Brook once again showed his gentlemanly demeanor and said:

"Well, can you let me see your..."

boom! ! !

"I've already told you, who will show it to you, you pervert." Nami on the side interrupted Brook's spell.

"Yohoho, how heartless! My heart is broken."

"Ah, I have no heart at all."

After saying this in disappointment, Brook began to answer Robin's question:

"I used to be a pirate sailing on the Grand Line. My friends and I came to this sea on the ship we just saw."

"But unfortunately we encountered a very powerful pirate, which resulted in the annihilation of our entire army, including my own death."

"When I was alive, the Yomizu Fruit only gave me the ability to not swim."

"But on that day, the power of the fruit was finally unleashed!"

"My soul has come to the human world from the underworld!!!"

"Originally, I only needed to possess my own body immediately to be resurrected, but because there is thick fog here all year round, my soul has been wandering here for a whole year."

"When I found my body, it was just bones."

"That's it."

After listening to Brook's story, everyone finally understood Brook's tragic experience. He could have been resurrected perfectly, but he ended up in this horrible state because he got lost.

"Are they pirates?" Luffy muttered to himself, then shouted to Bai Ye:

"Hey Bai Ye, do you have a bounty on Brooke?"

"I remember you even have a bounty on Uncle Giant!"

Hearing this, Bai Ye was stunned for a moment, then said helplessly:

"Have you made this a habit?"

"But what about the bounty on Brooke?"

"Indeed there is one."

ps: Every time I come to this kind of plot, I will write a lot for no reason, sorry everyone.

I have more time recently, so I will try to save up drafts, and when they are at the top, I will try to update more every day and finish them earlier.