Douluo: After I Traveled Through the Book, I Became the Big Sister of Shrek

The Barak Kingdom was two thousand kilometers away from the imperial city of the Tiandou Empire. On the way, Flanders showed his unhuman nature. In order to save money on the road, he asked the Shrek Eight Devils to use their soul power to travel all the way. At the end of the day, they ran a full four hundred kilometers and were as tired as donkeys in the production team.

Fortunately, their dean still had a conscience and did not let everyone sleep outdoors to save money. At night, they stayed in a simple hotel in a small village. The rooms were still allocated according to his stingy talent, one for the teacher, one for the male students, and one for the female students.

Lu was not used to sleeping with others, and because of her special spirit ring, Flanders arranged a separate dormitory for her in Shrek Academy, fearing that others would find out that she could "grow" a spirit ring out of her body. Therefore, when other people entered the school, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong shared a dormitory, while Zhu Zhuqing shared another dormitory. Just looking at the other three people in the room made her feel a little uncomfortable. She sat on her bed for a while, then went out under the pretext of getting some fresh air, and prepared to spend the night on the eaves or under a tall tree.

The day before she came back from the Star Dou Great Forest, she was still fighting wits and courage with the undead creatures in the forest. Today, she ran all day again. Lu felt a little tired and exhausted. She briefly gave up her daily training and lay down on the eaves with her eyes closed.

It was a sunny night, the sky was high in the sky, the spring moon was cool, and the night breeze was blowing. The lights in the suburban villages were turned off early, the wine shops and teahouses were closed and locked, the dim lights under the eaves of the old hotel flickered from time to time, and one or two dogs barked occasionally on the street. The deer also closed its eyelids, and soon felt sleepy, and its breathing gradually became long.

Unfortunately, this sleepiness was interrupted after a while.

Lu also half opened his eyes and looked down at the eaves. Not far away, the whispers of the boy and girl came through the night wind.

It was Xiao Wu and Tang San. The two were talking quietly, and Tang San was massaging Xiao Wu's calf muscles with both hands.

The system alarm did not sound. Obviously, this level of physical contact cannot be considered as premature love. Besides, the hero and heroine are childhood sweethearts, and now they are brother and sister. It is normal for brothers and sisters to have some intimate actions.

Lu was just about to continue closing his eyes and resting, but out of the corner of his eye he saw a few furtive heads poking out from the other end of the boys' room.

Lu Ye: “…”

What is this for?

Seeing Oscar and Ma Hongjun staring at Tang San, making faces and looking obscene, and not knowing what they were thinking about, Lu could no longer bear it, and immediately took out a small pebble from the system space and threw it on the ground.

With a crackling sound, the cobblestones fell to the ground and rolled a few more times. Now both parties were scared away. Oscar, Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai quickly retracted their heads back into the room. Xiao Wu on the other side also opened her eyes, blushed and said goodbye to Tang San, and returned to the girls' room.

The deer then closed his eyes again.

At the same time, the three people in the boys' room all showed strange expressions when they saw Tang San coming back.

Oscar stood up from the bed, raised his legs towards Dai Mubai, and clamped his voice into a clip: "After a day of traveling, my legs are sore. Brother, can you help me rub my legs?"

He originally wanted to tease Tang San, and under normal circumstances, Dai Mubai would probably cooperate with him. But this time, Dai Mubai seemed to be thinking about something, and stayed still for a long time without responding to his words.

Oscar's legs were awkwardly raised in the air for a long time, then he put them down silently.

"Okay." Tang San said unhappily, "You actually eavesdropped on me."

"We're not eavesdropping, it's just that the soundproofing here is too poor." Ma Hongjun chuckled, "Third brother, can you rub my legs too?"

Tang San was about to speak, but Dai Mubai suddenly spoke: "Tang San."

Tang San was startled, but saw Dai Mubai staring at him very seriously and said, "Come out with me for a moment."

The room was silent. Oscar and Ma Hongjun, who were laughing and joking before, looked at each other in confusion as the two men walked out together.

Dai Mubai led Tang San out of the hotel and confirmed that the location would not be overheard by Ma Hongjun and Oscar, then he spoke: "Xiao San, do you know what I want to say when I call you here?"

Tang San: "Boss Dai, I don't know."

On the roof, the deer, which had just closed its eyes not long ago, opened its eyes again, clicked its tongue, and looked down impatiently.

What are these people doing? Two leave and two come back! Do you want to let people sleep?

Under the street light, Dai Mubai took a deep breath, as if he was suppressing his anger. After a moment, he opened his eyes: "Xiao Wu and you are childhood sweethearts, I understand that. But you already have Xiao Wu, why do you still want to provoke Lu Lu?"

Tang San:"??"

Lu Ye who accidentally overheard: “???”

What the hell?

Oh no, I'm eating the melon and it's happening to me!

"Boss Dai, I don't understand what you are talking about?" Tang San looked confused, "Xiao Wu is my sister, and Sister Lu Lu is my friend, why would I provoke her?"

Tang San had never been in love in his previous life, and his understanding of love between men and women was completely zero. He was a pure straight man, but in Dai Mubai's view, his confusion was just a pretense, which made him even more angry: "Lulu is clearly in love with you, and it's fine if you don't refuse, but you stay with her every day, and you are also in love with Xiaowu, what's going on? The academy has a clear rule against having multiple relationships, do you know that you are doing this to Lulu?"

With a loud bang, Lu seemed to be struck by lightning from the system, and his mind went blank.

Tang San's slow brain finally came to his senses, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Boss Dai, you misunderstood. Xiao Wu is my sister, and Sister Lu Lu and I are just friends. We knew each other in the past for some reason, so we are just familiar with each other."

"Did you know each other in the past?" Dai Mubai did not hear a word of the explanation. His extremely angry brain only received this piece of information. After analyzing it for a long time, he successfully analyzed a new story - a bloody love triangle story about the male protagonist who abandoned his original wife and accepted his new lover's sister.

"No wonder Lulu looks at you differently... You, you..." He gritted his teeth for a long time, but couldn't think of any swear words, so he angrily said: "Irresponsible scumbag!!"

The deer on the roof has also been petrified.

What is deep love? What is multiple relationships? What is looking at someone differently? What is a scumbag?

She could understand each word of Dai Mubai's words separately, so why couldn't she understand them when they were put together?

Besides, how can you, Dai Mubai, have the nerve to call someone a scumbag!

Tang San was extremely helpless: "We are really not..."

"Dai, Mu, Bai." Before the words were finished, Lu Ye's voice came from above their heads, with a hint of anger in his weak voice, "Say your stupid words again, who am I deeply in love with?"

Dai Mubai, who was furious just now, was like a cat that immediately became cowardly after its fur exploded. He immediately calmed down and explained awkwardly: "Lulu, that's not what I meant..."

Bang.

The three of them glanced to the side at the same time, and saw that the window of the girls' room was swaying precariously on the window frame. The three heads, which had not yet had time to retract, quickly shrank back into the room.

Dai Mubai: "..."

Tang San:"……"

Lu Ye: “…………”

Well, they were so busy staying away from the boys’ room that the boys didn’t hear anything and the girls got fed a big mouthful of melon.

Lu Ye summoned his martial spirit expressionlessly.

Dai Mubai ran away skillfully.

Tang San stood there in confusion.

Obviously, this night will definitely be a restless night.

Zhao Wuji, who had already fallen asleep, was awakened by the noise outside the door. He frowned and asked, "What are these little brats doing in the middle of the night?"

Flanders responded sleepily: "It's normal for children to have a lot of energy. Let them go."

Inside the girls' room, three girls who had overheard the incredible news looked at each other with different expressions.

Xiao Wu was puzzled: When did Xiao San know Lu Ye? How come she didn't know? Was it before she entered Notting College?

Ning Rongrong was disappointed: How could Sister Lulu like Tang San? If she really liked someone else, would she still pay attention to her in the future?

Zhu Zhuqing was in a complicated mood: Dai Mubai and Sister Lulu have a really good relationship. She had never seen Dai Mubai so angry about someone since she met him.

Ma Hongjun had already fallen asleep, while Oscar, who had not overheard anything, was brainstorming in the room.

Dai Boss was unhappy every time he saw Lu Ye and Tang San together, but after so many years, he never felt that Dai Boss had any feelings for Lu Ye, only after Tang San appeared did things change. Moreover, after Tang San appeared, the relationship between Dai Mubai and Lu Ye was not as close as before...

Oscar thought for a moment, and suddenly his pupils trembled!

There is only one real answer. Boss Dai has been abstinent for many years, and his sexual orientation has changed. The person he likes is Tang San!

Lu Ye... Lu Ye knew nothing. She only knew that the character she had worked so hard to build was about to collapse.

Damn it, you and I are both blown away!!

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Dai Mubai: She likes him.

Zhu Zhuqing: He likes her.

Ning Rongrong: I like her.

Oscar: He likes him!

Tang San: Who do I like?

Xiao Wu: Who likes who?

Ma Hongjun: Your circle is so chaotic, I just want to sleep

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Lu Ye: Are you crazy? Are you crazy? ? ? ?