Douluo: After I Traveled Through the Book, I Became the Big Sister of Shrek
Chapter 4 School Rules
It was not until the evening that Zhao Wuji came back from outside, holding Oscar's ears and cursing.
Oscar's excuse was too lame, and although he was able to delay for a while, he was still discovered by Zhao Wuji on the way and was scolded. Zhao Wuji was even more distressed when he heard that there were four new little monsters in the college today. He grabbed Oscar's hand a little harder, and Oscar's cries for mercy could be heard from the gate to the dormitory.
Zhao Wuji didn't know that he had avoided two beatings invisibly.
Lu felt no guilt at all, and even asked Oscar for a basket of sausages at night, and distributed them to the four new students. In this way, she successfully gained a lot of impression points and favorability for her character as "a big sister who appears cold but has a warm heart, doesn't talk much, but actually takes good care of the younger students."
As for Oscar's martial arts spell, Lu would not let him say a single word in front of the protagonists until he could completely distort his spell to the point where it could pass the review.
Tang San's spirit power was consumed in this battle, and he was exhausted. He fell asleep as soon as he arrived at the dormitory, and woke up slowly when it got dark. Even so, adhering to the protagonist's philosophy of risking his life and striving for strength, he got up to practice before dawn the next morning.
The Purple Demon Pupil must be cultivated at dawn, absorbing the purple energy from the east when the sun rises. It has been Tang San's habit for many years to cultivate the Purple Demon Pupil every morning, and he has never slacked off for a single day.
He came to the open space where he had fought with Lu Ye yesterday, and recovered the poisonous hidden weapons he had thrown out one by one. Then he jumped onto the roof, sat cross-legged, and began to practice.
Everything is normal.
Except for the breath coming from behind that Tang San suddenly sensed after he finished his training.
His breathing suddenly paused, and in the next second he had already taken out his hidden weapon and martial spirit, and turned around cautiously -
The raven-haired girl in white sat behind him, staring at him quietly, like a noble and harmless cat.
It seemed like she had been here for a long time.
But Tang San didn't notice anything at all.
Alarm bells rang in his heart, but the deer had no intention of attacking him. Its pair of light grey eyes looked straight at him calmly.
“Purple Demon Pupil.” She accurately called out the name of the pupil technique that Tang San was practicing, and caught the momentary astonishment in Tang San’s eyes, “Your hidden weapon technique is the technique of the Tang Sect, and the technique you practice is also the Tang Sect’s mental method.”
"You are not from this world." Lu also stared into his eyes and said word by word, "Tell me, where are you from?"
Lu has also read the entire book of "Douluo Dalu", but because of time constraints, she only picked out the key plot content for quick reading, skipping many details and settings. Regarding Tang San's life experience, she only remembered that Tang San was a time traveler and was an outer disciple of a sect called "Tang Sect" in his previous life.
In the novel, the name of the sect "Tang Sect" is not uncommon, and Lu did not take it seriously at first, just thinking it was just a common name. But after fighting with Tang San, she realized something was wrong.
His techniques of concealed weapons and his cultivation methods are exactly the same as the settings of the first world that Lu Ye traveled into the book.
However, Tang San was indeed a man who had experienced many ups and downs. Even though his life story was revealed, he remained calm. The surprise in that moment was quickly covered up and turned into confusion: "Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about."
Things in the other world must never be spread. Although Lu Ye seemed to be a little strange, it was possible that she was faking her identity. Without knowing whether the other party was hostile, Tang San had already made up his mind to insist that this was just a secret book he had picked up by chance.
Lu Ye did not ask any further questions.
She stared at Tang San for a while, and suddenly smiled.
"Really?" She said indifferently, "Yes, the Tang Sect has been destroyed long ago."
After saying that, without even looking at Tang San's expression, he jumped down lightly from the eaves and left without looking back.
[Ding! The protagonist's impression of the tasker has been updated: a mysterious girl with hidden strength that cannot be estimated. She seems to have a secret that cannot be told, which is about the world of Tang Sect. Could it be that she is also from the same continent? ]
[The protagonist's favorability towards the tasker increases, current favorability: 16]
The rules of the book-traveling system clearly state that the tasker is prohibited from revealing the fact that he or she is from another world to others during the book-traveling period.
On the surface, this rule prohibits the tasker from talking about his or her own life experience of traveling through time and space. However, the "other world" mentioned in the rule can be used to create a lot of fuss.
If in this world, there are also people who come from "other worlds", and this world and the "other world" where the deer also come from are the same world, can it still be called "other"?
Sure enough, the system did not give any prompts during her conversation with Tang San.
She deliberately told Tang San about the Tang Sect in a straightforward manner, which was itself a test of the system.
Lu also looked at the martial spirit in her hand. When the battle mode was not activated, her dark martial spirit looked quiet and inconspicuous, silently curled up in her palm.
The book-traveling system was indeed flawed. The world she traveled through was not just a "book", but there was a connection between them.
Tang San didn't trust her yet, but Lu had plenty of time. Once the protagonist's favorability increased, it wouldn't be too late to discuss issues related to "other worlds".
She has things to do right now.
The sun had just risen when Lu kicked open the door of the boys' dormitory. He didn't care about the rules of physical contact between men and women and pulled Oscar up from his bed. He asked expressionlessly, "Where's Ma Hongjun?"
Oscar was sleeping soundly. When he was pulled up, his hair was messier than a chicken coop, his eyes were staring, and he spoke incoherently: "I'm not coming!"
Lu also asked: "Did he come back last night?"
After getting a negative answer, the deer threw Oscar back on the bed, slammed the door and left.
Shrek Academy is located in a small village. When you walk out of the academy gate, you can see many villagers who get up early and are busy. Lu didn't bother to talk nonsense, and went straight to the center of the village, yelling at the top of his voice: "Ma-Hong-Jun--"
"Get out of here!"
Soon, a fat man with red hair ran out of the village in a panic. When he saw Lu Ye, he slid to his knees and slid to Lu Ye's side, raised three fingers to the sky and cried loudly: "It's unfair, Sister Lu Lu, I really didn't do anything!"
He knelt, cried, and swore, performing a series of smooth moves to perfection, apparently so skilled that it was ingrained into his bones. Lu was too lazy to pay attention to him. He opened the system panel and took a look. He didn't find any violation prompts from the system, so he was slightly relieved and asked Ma Hongjun, "What were you doing in the village last night?"
Ma Hongjun laughed awkwardly: "This..."
The deer also lowered his head: "Hmm?"
The hairs on Ma Hongjun's back stood up immediately: "I just helped Cuihua at the entrance of the village with some farm work, I didn't do anything else!"
[Ding! Violations of rules have been detected in the protagonist group, which may involve premature love, borderline content, etc., which are not suitable for review. Please correct it as soon as possible! ]
Lu Ye: “…”
I believe you.
You can use this excuse to pick up girls.
So when Tang San and Xiao Wu went to the village to buy breakfast, they saw Lu Ye holding a half-man-high black sphere in his hand, smashing the fat man everywhere. Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Spirit was useless in Lu Ye's hands, and he didn't even have a chance to spit out fire, so he could only be chased and screamed.
The people in the village looked as if they were used to it. No one stepped forward to stop it. Instead, several people were watching the fun.
Tang San:"……"
Shrek Academy is indeed full of talented people.
When Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai first traveled to Douluo Continent, they were marked in red by the system as having content that was not suitable for review. In the original book, Ma Hongjun's mutant martial soul, the Phoenix, had its own evil fire, and he had to vent his desires to relieve it on weekdays. He was less than twelve years old when he was looking for someone in the village to relieve his evil fire.
You have to know that when Lu Ye was twelve years old, the boys in his elementary school class didn’t even dare to write a love letter, and they would only deliberately bully the girls they liked!
Lu Ye thought he had read countless harem novels, but he still felt sick after seeing this outrageous setting. Naturally, this setting that could not pass the review was also banned by the system, and it was Lu Ye who had to increase the workload.
She immediately banned premature love within Shrek Academy. As for the setting that the evil fire must be vented or it will explode and die, can't you solve it yourself? Haven't you heard that you can have enough food and clothing by doing it yourself?
Ma Hongjun once tried to protest, but Lu Ye’s solution was that if the evil fire still could not be suppressed, she would throw the person directly into ice water to physically cool him down and extinguish the fire.
The effect is quite significant. At least now, Ma Hongjun no longer needs to use unapproved methods to relieve internal heat. All he needs to do is soak in ice water at night.
It's just that his nature is hard to change. Not only can he not help but be attentive to beautiful women of the opposite sex, even if he sees a female mosquito, he will stretch out his hand and let her bite him a few times.
Fortunately, if a premature love plot occurs among those under the age of fifteen, the system will only warn and correct it. If a plot that cannot pass the review is allowed to happen, the system will issue a high alert and deduct a minimum of 1,000 experience points from the tasker, and punish the tasker.
Experience points are fine, but the deer doesn’t want to be electrocuted by the system.
Fatty was forced by Luye to do a long jogging exercise early in the morning, and Luye dragged him back by the ear. Xiao Wu and Tang San, who watched the whole farce, were amazed and came to the same conclusion - the big sister of Shrek Academy was not to be trifled with.
When they returned to the college cafeteria, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing were already awake, and Dai Mubai was already waiting by the cafeteria. Ma Hongjun, who had sharp eyes, saw the two girls and his eyes lit up like a wolf seeing its prey, but his ears were being pulled by a deer, so he didn't dare to approach them.
Dai Mubai understood what happened at a glance, coughed lightly, and explained: "Xiao Ao hasn't gotten up yet. Now that everyone else is here, why don't you get to know each other. This is another member of our academy, Ma Hongjun, whose martial soul is Chicken... No, Phoenix."
"I'm the oldest in the academy. Xiao Ao and Fatty are used to calling me Dai Boss, you can just call me Mu Bai. Lu Ye is only one month younger than me, so you have to call me..."
He hesitated for a moment, glanced at Lu Ye, and seeing that she still had no expression on her face and had no intention of stopping him, he continued, "Just call me Sister Lu Lu."
Ning Rongrong was sweet-mouthed and called Lu Lu sister on the spot. Lu also nodded her chin reluctantly as a response.
"There aren't too many rules in the academy, but there are a few that you must pay attention to." Dai Mubai said as he shook out a note and placed it in front of everyone.
The words on the white paper were rather delicate, and didn't seem to be written by Dai Mubai himself. Each word had a kind of emaciated look.
"1. Burning, killing and looting are prohibited in the academy."
"2. Promiscuous relationships and multiple relationships are prohibited in the academy."
"3. Students under the age of 15 are prohibited from falling in love early."
Everyone: "..."
Why do these school rules always seem weird?
"Boss Dai," Tang San paused and asked in surprise, "Are these school rules made by the dean?"
Although Shrek's school rules are much simpler and more free than those of Notting College, the last two rules always give people the feeling that they are targeting someone.
After all, as the saying goes, there is an outrageous story behind every outrageous rule. If you find a weird rule, it must be because someone has violated the case of this rule before.
…For example, it’s forbidden to use subway pull rings for pull-ups.
"Oh, no," Dai Mubai said, "This was written by Lulu."
Everyone: "??"
"Lulu has the right to interpret." Dai Mubai added, "I advise you to strictly abide by it, because Lulu has a superpower. As long as someone breaks the rules, no matter how deep they hide, she can find it immediately."
The deer also had a sluggish face.
Nonsense, as soon as any of you are involved in pornography, the system alarm in her head will go off. It would be a miracle if she didn't notice it.
Xiao Wu couldn't help but ask: "What happens if it's violated?"
Dai Mubai glanced at Ma Hongjun silently.
...Everyone: I understand.
Tang San's impression of Shrek Academy and Lu Ye was further enhanced - it was worthy of the unique management style of the Monster Academy, whoever has the stronger fist is the boss!
When Zhu Zhuqing saw these rules, she was stunned, as if she thought of something. She pursed her lips, looked up at Lu Ye, and there was a rare hint of confusion in her cold cat eyes.
The deer also nodded to her. Although he didn't say anything, it seemed to convey a certain message clearly -
You’re welcome, girl. I’ll help you keep your man in check.
Zhu Zhuqing was in a delicate mood, and she turned her face away with a complicated expression.
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