Genshin Impact: Winter can actually raise a delicate child

"Is Leosli's daily life like this?" Lu Limiao was a little curious.

"Well, Your Highness, is you interested?" Leosli picked up Lu Li Miao, held him in his arms, and rubbed him. It felt really good.

Lu Li Miao had been stroked so many times that she became a little picky and was somewhat disgusted with Leosli's technique: "You are so rude! Don't be so hard! Also, how can you stroke against the fur!!!"

"Ah~ Sorry, it's my first time." Leosli chuckled and used less force.

"My hair!" Lu Li Miao angrily stretched out his claws to hit him.

Leosli stroked her fur again, and Lu Limao finally calmed down.

Funina meow climbed onto Leosili's head: "Ah, Leosili, you only stroked Xiaoli!"

Leosli paused and said, "As a citizen of Fontaine, how can we offend the Lord of Water?"

"Uh..." Finina scratched her head, "This...this water god allows you to jerk off!"

Leosli was somewhat helpless: "Lord Water God, I can only hold one now."

Furninna meowed and lay on his head without saying anything.

"By the way, Your Highness, has Villette ever rubbed you?"

"Hmm? Then Villette has only seen me in dragon form, but never in cat form." Lu Limiao moved his ears.

Leosli raised his eyebrows: "Oh? It seems that I am much luckier than Villette! I met His Highness and the cat form of the Water God~"

Lu Li Miao shook his tail, broke free from Leosli's hand, climbed onto Leosli's shoulder, and signaled Funina Miao to get down.

Fininna Meow raised her chin and said, "Ah... No! How can I, a great god, let the people touch me... Hey!"

Before Furninna could finish her words, she was picked up by Leosli and held in her arms. However, Leosli was not so rude to Furninna.

Lu Li Miao stretched out his paw and pressed Leosli's face: "Why did you rub me so hard? Lu Fu Fu only touched me a few times!"

Leosli looked innocent: "Ha~ Because it was my first time to jerk off His Highness, I'm not skilled. Lord Water God is our God, so I can't be too presumptuous." What if he goes to Villette to complain?

Lu Li Miao climbed onto his head and played with his hair, "Humph! Just pamper your gods!"

Leosley chuckled, "By the way, Villette is quite busy. He was planning to pick you up the day after tomorrow, but his schedule is too full right now, so he may not be able to come."

Lu Li Miao didn't care: "Ah? We can go by ourselves."

Leosley reached out and patted her head: "Haha~ Princess, what Villette means is that you may have to stay here for a few more days."

"Hey?! How could Villette leave us here for so long? Doesn't he know that I like watching trials? What if I miss some important trial?" Fininna was about to explode.

Leosli chuckled, "Don't worry, Lord Water God, there won't be any major trials recently."

Only then did Funina Meow feel relieved.

Then Lu Li and Funina started to play wildly.

"My Lord Duke!!! Lord Water God and Her Royal Highness the Princess beat up Prisoner No. 4380!!!"

"My Lord Duke!!! Lord Water God poisoned over a hundred prisoners while cooking!!!"

"My Lord Duke!!! The Water God and the Princess performed in the cafeteria and burned it down!!!"

Duke!!! Her Highness the Princess is teaching the Water God how to make a bomb!!!"

"My Lord Duke!!! The Water God and the Princess went to visit the Brimmed Hat Club and blew it up!!!"

Leosley: “!!!” These two little ancestors!

"Lord Water God! Your Highness!" Leosli caught the two dusty men and gritted his teeth.

The two were a little timid.

"Well, Leosley, I, I said I didn't mean it, do you believe me?"

Leosli held his forehead, looked at the broken Brim Hat Club, and touched his nose: "You all go to my office now and reflect on your mistakes!"

The two looked at each other and went to Leosley's office silently.

Leosli investigated and found out that Lu Li took a small bomb for Funina to admire, and then put it in his pocket. When passing by the Brimmed Hat Club, the two of them came forward to take a look out of curiosity, and the bomb in the pocket suddenly fell out, and the switch was activated!

When Funina saw this, she was so scared that she quickly pulled Lu Li away, but they were still covered in dust. Fortunately, the bomb was not very powerful, otherwise both of them would have been covered in dust!

Duguier, the president of the Brimmed Hat Society, was furious: "Your Excellency the Duke, they have ruined the Brimmed Hat Society and must be punished!"

Leosli spread his hands: "Ah~How does President Duguier want to punish them?"

Duguier smiled maliciously: "Of course, we will teach our Brim Hat Society a lesson."

Leosli narrowed his eyes slightly: "Oh? Do you think you have the power to do so? One of them is the God of Water, and the other is the God of Rock of Liyue. Do you think you have the power to do so? If you want to punish them, I will report to Villette when she comes to pick them up. Anyway, no one has the right to punish them now!"

Duguier's eyes widened. What? That weak girl is also a god? He had some impression of the Water God, but the Rock God, the Rock God is a girl? !

Leosley chuckled, "No casualties, right? I'll talk to Villette about the compensation."

Duguier's face darkened: "I know."

Leosley looked at Dugier who turned and left, not caring at all, and turned back to the office.

Duguier's face was gloomy. With two gods around, he had to be more restrained recently.

When Leosli returned to the office, he felt a headache when he saw the two cats playing around in his office.

"Lord Water God, Your Highness." Leosli folded his arms across his chest and spoke softly.

The two cats immediately stood obediently on the desk.

Leosli said helplessly: "Your Highness, take out the dangerous goods from you."

Lu Li Miao hesitantly turned back into a human, and then took out a bunch of small bombs! And a bunch of large bombs!

Leosley's scalp was tingling.

"Take it back! Don't take it out before leaving Melo Petersburg!" Leosli held his forehead with his hand.

"Oh." Lu Li silently put away the bomb.

"You can play here, but don't play with bombs! The Melo Petersburg is underwater. If a hole is blown, you won't have time to escape! Besides, what if you get hurt while playing with bombs? Villette will come and beat me up! I can't beat Villette! And I don't want to be chased and beaten by Villette. And you, Your Highness, think about your identity! The people behind you are more powerful than each other. What if you get hurt and they come over?"

Vilette had told him that there were many people protecting Lu Li! The Wind God of Mondstadt, the Seven Stars of Liyue, the Thunder God of Inazuma, the Community Praetor, the Grass God of Xumi, the Great Wind Disciplinary Officer, the Secretary, and we didn't know about Nata yet. The Ice God of Zhidong and the ten executive officers, if they came to hold Fontaine accountable, Fontaine would not be able to resist!

Lu Li touched his nose and said, "Well, I was really careless! I don't know how the bomb fell out and... activated..."

Leosley was a little tired, and frantically asked someone to call Villette and ask him when he would take the two ancestors away.