Genshin Impact: The Water God Wants Me to Confess

The plan to tease Funina failed.

This Fontaine Water Goddess doesn't play by the rules at all! Or maybe her thinking is far beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Alechino felt a little disappointed, because she had done exactly what the book taught her.

An unintentional joke is often more damaging than a premeditated tease.

But Alechino obviously underestimated Fernina.

This kind of joke, which would make others blush and feel shy, had no effect on Funina at all. Not only did it fail to achieve its destination, but it also made Funina very angry.

Oh... maybe we have reached our destination. After all, Funina blushed briefly.

But Alechino didn't seize the opportunity and stepped on Finina's minefield.

Now, in order to restore his image in Furninna's heart, Alechino must apologize.

Although his image in Ms. Finina's mind was already very bad, Alechino felt that he could still be saved.

"Ms. Funina, if my words or actions made you feel uncomfortable, I am deeply sorry for that."

"Please forgive my unintentional behavior. I don't have many opportunities to communicate with gods, and it is very normal for you and I to have different understandings of the same thing. But I hope this difference will not affect the friendship between Fontaine and Winter."

"My previous offensive words and actions are purely my personal problem. All problems have nothing to do with Zhidong. I am willing to bear all consequences."

Alecino stood up from the sofa, she stood straight, then bent down to apologize.

"what……"

Finina was surprised by Alechino's quick and decisive execution.

Are you really not going to refute it? You are the diplomat of Solstice, the ruthless Fatui executive officer!

Alechino admitted his mistake so quickly that Finina felt it was unreal.

The Arlecino in front of me seemed fake...

She was so cunning, and Arlecino seemed different every time she met him.

When they first met, Alecino was cold and dangerous. She had just arrived in Fontaine as a diplomat for Solstice.

The second time they met was on the day when Fontaine and Solstice established diplomatic relations. At this time, Alechino was disliked by Fu. She was cunning and threatening, but also loving and kind to children who performed magic on the street.

After that was the meeting at the mine. At this time, Alechino was more like a good friend. Although she was still hateful, Finina began to get used to her presence.

What followed was that Alecino went to work as a maid in Momang Palace. At this time, Alecino was well-behaved and obedient, just like a real maid.

At this time, Arlecino seemed to have put on the mask of the Winter Diplomat again, but she still maintained the familiarity from before.

Furninda was almost confused by Alechino, she couldn't see through this dangerous woman.

That's right! How many times have I met her? How long have I known her? Some people may not be able to see through each other even if they spend their whole lives together, not to mention that she and Alechino have only met a few times.

Furninna wondered why she had to see through Alechino?

Maybe it's because she's too dangerous?

After all, he is the Fatui's executive officer. After all, the Fatui had committed such a serious crime on the land of Fontaine before, so he was wary of Arlecchino and wanted to find out Arlecchino's purpose...

"Ahem...don't think I will forgive you just because you apologize."

Furninha coughed lightly.

"Alegino, you have offended the water god many times. Even if you use up all the bamboos in Fontaine, you can't write down all your crimes!"

"Hmm... If I remember correctly, Ms. Funina, there seems to be no bamboo plant in Fontaine? Bamboo, a perennial herb, is not suitable for Fontaine's maritime climate, but it grows mostly in the warm zone of Liyue."

Alechino pondered for a moment, and kindly pointed out the loophole in Furninna's words.

However, Furninna only felt honored by Alechino's kind act.

Who is she?

O water goddess of Fontaine! Queen of all waters, all rivers, and all laws!

How could Fernina be wrong? It must be the hateful Alechino who wanted to shake Fernina's indestructible heart!

"Are you teaching me how to do things? You are teaching me how to do things!"

Fernina glanced at Arlecchino.

"Do I need you to teach me how to do things? Is it you who decides whether there are bamboos in Fontaine or me? Is this Fontaine water god you or me? Do I not know the growing environment of bamboo? Alechino, do you think you are very smart and humorous?"

"No, no, you have the final say. You are the water god. You are the water god."

Alechino shook her head, and like a young wife who had made a mistake, she obediently accepted Fernina's scolding.

Although she didn't know why she had to be so obedient.

"Huh! Do you know where you are now?"

Furninna snorted coldly and questioned.

"Um...Fontaine?"

Alechino tilted his head, a little dazed.

She actually gave the initiative of the conversation to Funina.

She really likes Funina so much, it makes me cry!

"Then who is the master in Fontaine?"

Furninna looked at him with disdain.

"you?"

Alechino wondered.

"Um?!"

Furninna was unhappy with Alechino's address to her.

“…It’s you.”

Alechino was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. Ms. Finina was really easy to coax.

"Well, now that you know it, remember it well."

"In Fontaine, I am the boss. You must listen to me, do what I tell you to do, and do what I allow you to do. Without my permission, you just have to do your job as a diplomat."

"Don't cause me any trouble! Fontaine is not the winter. My people are everywhere here. They will be my eyes and keep an eye on you. Don't think about escaping my eyes!"

"Alechino, Dongzhi has just established diplomatic relations with Fontaine, and everything is on the right track. You don't want the diplomatic work between Fontaine and Dongzhi to be abandoned halfway and come to nothing, right?"

After saying that, a sneer appeared on Fernina's face. She finally realized the joy of threatening Alechino!

This feeling really made Fu intoxicated!

Seeing that Alechino, who used to be so arrogant in front of her, was now standing in front of her trembling like a frightened deer and accepting training obediently, Finina was so happy.

"Lady Fininna, please don't embarrass me. I'm just a small diplomat."

Alechino looked aggrieved, with a gleam in his eyes.

"Well, as long as you do your job honestly and don't cause me any trouble, I can still let you continue your diplomatic work."

Furninna nodded with satisfaction.

Cool! That’s the feeling!

What Alecino, what Fatui diplomat, they all fell at the feet of Lady Fininna!

Wow ha ha ha ha!