Naruto: Straight men will have a hard time surviving in the Sasuke-Naruto novel

For Ye Lunhui, if he were asked to use one word to describe the Iron Kingdom, it would be - fuck you, cold!

Even with the thick fleece cape on, he still felt a little cold. "I...I...I say, why is it so cold here..."

When I watched the Five Kage Summit before, I really wanted to complain about the Iron Kingdom. Why is there snow all year round that never melts? He is born afraid of the cold. Even though Neji has healed his body, he still feels that this magic attack is too terrifying.

There was snow all around, and it was already up to his knees. Now he could only rely on chakra to keep a foothold.

In fact, it is only a four-hour journey from the border of the Fire Nation to here, but he soon witnessed the changes from late summer to early autumn to midwinter. This world is really full of wonders, and the weather changes are really strange.

Itachi reached out and tied up Ye Lunhui's messy scarf. "Let's find a hotel first. There should be one over there on the street."

"Well, how did you know? Have you been here before?" Ye Lunhui was a little curious. According to the plot, he should never have been to the Iron Kingdom.

Well, how would he know about the plot? Maybe he had indeed been to the Iron Kingdom in a place that was not mentioned in the original work or Lin Li’s writing, just like Itachi would appear in the Demon Kingdom.

Itachi had a smile on his face, but he still shook his head, "You'll know in a moment."

"what?"

The two walked quickly to the corner of the street, "Chu Ying Wang? Do they have a branch?"

Ye Lunhui and Itachi met in the hot spring hotel called Hatsuyingwang. It was quite funny at that time. Ye Lunhui was even wondering if He would be stabbed again by Itachi. Who would have thought that the two of them are now in a romantic relationship.

Pushing open the door, a faint orchid scent wafted over. Ye Lunhui found the scent very comfortable, "What a nice scent."

The room was very warm, probably because the heating was on.

"welcome."

A voice was heard, it was very strange, like a man's and a woman's, neither male nor female. If I said it was a man's, it seemed a little too sharp, and if I said it was a woman's, the voice seemed a little too rough, so it was probably neither male nor female.

"Yo, Ethan and Samsara, I wondered who they were."

"Uncle Jiao?!"

Ye Lunhui felt that his current state should be that his world view was shattered. It directly blinded my Mangekyō Sharingan, oh my God!

Kisame was wearing an oversized women's kimono, with a geisha-style hairstyle on his head, and a strange white powder on his face. Although his lips were painted with a very popular lip makeup, it looked very strange.

Suddenly I felt my stomach churning and I wanted to vomit.

"Hey, do you dare to show any more disgust with that expression? Believe it or not, I will chop you down with one knife!" A rough and special male voice came out, and Kisame slapped the table, "Would I do this if I wasn't trying to hide?"

"But is there any difference between hiding and not hiding? It looks more conspicuous." And it's disgusting...

Kisame turned his head away and said nothing. He just came up with this idea when he saw Rinnegan wearing women's clothing last time, okay? Sure enough, not everyone can become a cross-dressing boss. ORZ

"Chakra, I can't feel it." Such a large amount of chakra on Kisame's body can be perfectly hidden. Thinking of this, there is only that one possibility. Itachi's eyes darkened.

"The last wood carving that Konan brought with the paper crane must have been set up a long time ago," Kisame looked at Itachi, with an unknown emotion in his eyes, "Konan is dead."

Akatsuki, I originally thought it was an organization with common ideals, but now, Sasori is dead, Deidara is probably dead too, and no one knows where the zombie duo has gone.

Itachi should have died originally, and now Konan is dead too, so I might be the next one. Konan must have known something, so she let me leave, and that's why she let the paper crane deliver the wooden sculpture to me.

"Ah."

That Konan is also dead. What is Uchiha Madara thinking? What should he do now? The man hiding in the darkness can't wait any longer, so this trip is his chance.

"Aren't you supposed to be getting an ID card in the Fire Nation?"

"That silver-haired guy helped me so I got it. Now my name is Persimmon."

……

Very good, at least it is somewhat related to your name. It's just that it's a bit disgusting to hear such a name coming from your mouth, and it makes my stomach churn when combined with your appearance.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Guisame didn't want to continue being despised by Ye Lunhui. He snorted and took out a key from his pocket. "The room in the corner of the third floor is yours. A barrier has been set up. The outside world cannot check the situation in the room. Even the Byakugan can't do it."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a girl's energetic voice, "Manager, I'm back from shopping."

A girl suddenly ran in, her body still covered with a lot of snow. She reached out to brush off the snow on her head and walked towards Kisame with a smile, "Manager, it's snowing so heavily today."

Kisame casually replied, "Go to the kitchen and cook, we have guests."

"Yes," the girl replied, and then she noticed Ye Lunhui and Itachi who were still standing aside. She smiled and bowed to the two of them, then carried her things back into the kitchen.

There was actually a girl? Ye Lunhui looked in that direction curiously, still thinking about the girl in his heart.

She is very cute, and looks younger than me. Where did Uncle Jiao get such a cute girl? Why can't he touch her?

"I picked up that girl. She was going to freeze to death."

Kisame saw the confusion in Ye Lunhui's eyes at a glance, and he didn't know why he picked her up.

To be honest, he was never a good person. The number of people who died in his hands was too numerous to count. It seemed that his sins could never be atonemented.

The funny thing is that Axing also died in his own hands. As for why he saved the child, it might be because the girl’s smile was so warm, and Axing also looked like that when he smiled.

Kisame sighed. Why did he feel that he was becoming more and more sentimental? Was it because he had been with that kid Uchiha Rinne for too long?

He continued, "Itachi told me some of the situation. He had long guessed that you would come to the Iron Kingdom because you couldn't hold it in. He probably had something to do."

"Is that so?" Ye Lun turned his head and looked at Itachi. Has he thought of this too?

Could it be that the reason why Uncle Same came to the Iron Country to open this hot spring hotel is because of this?

That speed is too fast. Only a few days have passed since I got the news. This man is very deep.

Itachi smiled, "You're an easy guesser."

Itachi could understand Rinnegan's thoughts just from one look or one gesture. He was easy to guess and a lot of things showed on his face, which was why he got into more trouble.

But as long as you are here, you have nothing to fear.

"Guess what I'm thinking about now?" Ye Lunhui turned around and asked. Could it be that he had learned something like mind reading? That would be terrible! Wouldn't his little tricks be guessed clearly?

Itachi's lips curled up slightly, "You think I can read minds, don't you?"

"Good fellow, you can't really do that!" Ye Lunhui took a step back, but then thought that he might be good at observing micro-expressions. He put his hands on his waist and raised his head, "You probably can't, you're just observing micro-expressions. I can do that too."

"Then guess what I'm thinking?" Itachi smiled with curved eyebrows, which was very beautiful.

Ye Lunhui frowned, no matter what he said, it seemed wrong, so he simply turned around and went upstairs, "Then how should I know?" It's best not to guess, because it would be embarrassing if he guessed wrong.

"I'm sorry, Lunhui." Itachi followed Ye Lunhui in two steps, saying words of apology.

Kisame raised an eyebrow and tapped the counter, "These two are so annoying, eh."