The unscrupulous system forced me to frantically test the small black room

"Long time no see." Xu Yanze said.

Tao Zhi tilted his head, his eyes wide open with confusion.

"What nonsense are you talking about? How familiar are we with each other? Why are you saying such things as if we were old friends reuniting?" Tao Zhi asked.

Xu Yanze lowered his eyes and smiled lightly without saying a word. Even his thick glasses could not hide the soft light in his eyes.

The more Tao Zhi looked at Xu Yanze, the more unhappy he became. Thinking that nerds like him couldn't stand trash talk, Tao Zhi began to have the bad intention of teasing him.

"Why did you follow me out? Just because I helped you up the stairs just now, do you have to marry me?" Tao Zhi approached and teased with a grin.

Tao Zhi came too close, Xu Yanze's breathing stagnated, he slightly turned his face to avoid Tao Zhi's teasing gaze, his cheeks slightly flushed.

Seeing that Xu Yanze still ignored him, Tao Zhi lost interest in continuing his monologue.

"It's boring. Just stay here like a stick. I'm going to go have some fun."

Tao Zhi was about to leave after he finished speaking, but his wrist was suddenly grabbed. Tao Zhi turned his head and saw that it was Xu Yanze who was holding him.

Tao Zhi took two steps forward, and Xu Yanze followed him with two steps.

Tao Zhi tried to pull his hand out impatiently, but failed.

"Has anyone ever said that you look like a robot?" Tao Zhi rolled his eyes.

"Ah."

You told me this before, Xu Yanze thought to himself.

"You've really become stupid from reading too much, haven't you? You stick to me like a machine, and you ignore me when I chat with you. I have to squeeze out a few words like 'long time no see' for you like squeezing toothpaste. How presumptuous of you." Tao Zhi was helpless.

Xu Yanze looked at Tao Zhi, who was already annoyed, and felt a little helpless for a moment.

Apart from communication at work, I have never known how to chat and get along with people, not to mention that the person in front of me is Tao Zhi, who is young and energetic and hates me.

At first, it was Tao Zhi who took the initiative to approach me. Now it was my turn to approach him, but I didn't know where to start.

Xu Yanze was analyzing in his mind what he should say to reduce Tao Zhi's aversion to him.

When Tao Zhi saw Xu Yanze frowning and pursing his lips, he wondered if he wanted to fight with him.

"Mr. Xu, what exactly do you want to do? Are you displeased with me and want to fight with me, or are you attracted by my stunning beauty and want to confess your love to me? You should let me know so that I can prepare myself." Tao Zhi said impatiently.

Xu Yanze's eyes lit up when he heard this.

It’s a question of choosing one or the other!

Choosing the option of confessing directly would be too abrupt, so Xu Yanze organized his words into a tactful one.

"I want to be with you." Xu Yanze replied seriously.

Tao Zhi fell into deep thought upon hearing this, and spent more than ten seconds translating in his mind what this outrageous remark meant, almost burning up his CPU.

What do you mean?

Is he confessing to himself?

Have you been confessed to by a handsome and outstanding man?

Wait a minute, isn’t it the point that it’s both good-looking and excellent?

The point is that he is a man!

For a moment, Tao Zhi only felt the wrist that Xu Yanze was holding was burning hot, and the feeling of shame swept over him with the heat wave.

Tao Zhimeng shook off Xu Yanze's hand, jumped almost two miles away, and looked at Xu Yanze with horror.

"In case I misunderstood, I'd like to ask, what do you mean by wanting to be with me?" Tao Zhi asked with an indescribable expression.

"Wherever you go, I will go." Xu Yanze replied.

"I'm going to the Internet cafe now." Tao Zhi said.

"I'll go too." Xu Yanze said gently.

Upon hearing this, Tao Zhi realized that he had indeed misunderstood, and he immediately flew into a rage, pointing at Xu Yanze in front of him and criticizing him.

"I'm impressed. Do you know how to use words? You're a top student, but your words are so ambiguous."

"If you want to skip class to play with me, then skip class to play. Say whatever you want to be with me."

"I f*cking thought I met the legendary homosexual. I almost had a myocardial infarction from being scared." Tao Zhi said angrily.

Tao Zhi looked angry but his cheeks flushed. He was speechless about Xu Yanze's poor vocabulary and ability to organize words, and he was also ashamed for himself for misunderstanding that a man liked him.

Xu Yanze looked at Tao Zhi, who was acting ostentatious, and knew that the probability of Tao Zhi being a homosexual was still far away from him at that moment.

"Sorry, I'm not very good at speaking." Xu Yanze said.

"Okay, okay, I don't want to waste time on you. I've already collected enough younger brothers, and you don't need one more. If you really want to be my younger brother and use my name to your advantage, you can do as you please." Tao Zhi said nonchalantly.

"I don't want to be your younger brother." Xu Yanze replied.

"Huh? Then what do you want to be?" Tao Zhi asked lazily with his hands in his trouser pockets.

Xu Yanze thought for a moment.

Tao Zhi during this period was resistant to and disgusted with homosexuality. If I approached him too hastily and obviously, I was afraid that it would disgust him.

So we can only proceed step by step, starting with becoming a friend who is not hated by others.

"I want to be your friend."

"The best one." Xu Yanze added.

"Oh, you are ambitious."

"So, friend, do you want to go to the Internet cafe with me to play games? What games do you play?" Tao Zhi asked.

"I don't know how to play games." Xu Yanze said in tangle.

Tao Zhi was stunned when he heard this, then his expression became displeased. He reached out and grabbed Xu Yanze's collar, then pushed Xu Yanze, and Xu Yanze staggered and leaned against a wall.

Tao Zhi held Xu Yanze with one hand and clenched his other hand into a fist in front of Xu Yanze's cheek.

"You've been teasing me for a while, right?"

"I've been annoyed with you for eight hundred years. I didn't cause any trouble for you, but you insisted on coming up to me and playing tricks on me?" Tao Zhi said gritting his teeth.

That's right, how could a high-ranking university bully like him take the initiative to make friends with a hoodlum like me? Tao Zhi thought unhappily.

Tao Zhi's face was close at hand, their breathing intertwined, Tao Zhi's eyes were cold, but Xu Yanze's heartbeat had lost its rhythm. He stared blankly at the person in front of him, tracing the other's outline with his eyes.

Tao Zhi looked at Xu Yanze's dull look and felt as powerless as if he was punching cotton.

The Xu Yanze in front of him looked very thin and pale. If he was punched by me, he would probably fall to the ground on the spot.

"It's so annoying."

Tao Zhi shook his hand away, scratched his hair randomly, and kept his distance from Xu Yanze with impatience in his eyes.

"Don't follow me anymore. If you follow me again, I will slap you in the face." Tao Zhi said with a roll of his eyes.

After Tao Zhi finished speaking, he walked away without recognizing anyone. Xu Yanze followed him for a few steps and then stopped.

Take your time, Xu Yanze thought.

So an hour later, Lang Buping was squatting in the toilet playing games with Tao Zhi via microphone.

"What? Xu Yanze, who always steals your limelight on the podium, challenged you today? Did Fish Leong give him the courage?"

"How did he provoke you?" Lang Buping asked in surprise.

"He said he wanted to be friends with me, the best kind." Tao Zhi said truthfully.

Lang Buping's pupils trembled when he heard this, and he dropped his phone in anger.

"Fuck! He's not provoking you, he's provoking me!"

"He doesn't take me seriously by saying he wants to be your best friend," Lang Buping said angrily.

"He also said he wanted to go to the Internet cafe with me, but then he told me that he doesn't know how to play games. Isn't this just kidding me?" Tao Zhi curled his lips.

"Are there still people who can't play games these days? He is definitely playing tricks on you. Can you bear this?"

"I'll put a sack on him tomorrow," said Lang Buping.

"He is as thin as a bamboo pole. He looks so weak and unable to take care of himself. If you kick him, his broken ribs may be used to make soup with yam." Tao Zhi said.

"So what are you going to do with him?" Lang Buping asked.

Tao Zhi smiled evilly when he heard this.

"Although I, Tao's big knife, will not kill the old, young, sick or disabled, I still have a small knife."

"Doesn't he love to steal my limelight? Then I will embarrass him in front of everyone and let him be in the limelight to his heart's content."

"I am the best at playing pranks on people, and no one dares to say second. So he just has to wait and see." Tao Zhi said disdainfully, crossing his legs and shaking them.