Genshin Impact: What are you doing after the weirdness? Are you free?

"What reward?" Hearing the question, Jiang Yu pointed at his face and said, "Come on, give me a kiss."

Lei Dianying said gently, "Is that all?"

General Thunder: Ding.

Under this pair of indifferent eyes, I felt a little scared.

"That's it."

Lei Dianyi stood up and stood in front of General Lei Dian, blocking the indifferent sight, and then continued in a gentle tone: "Jiang Yu is my husband, I will agree to any request."

"Shadow." General Lei Dian, who was sitting behind him, also stood up, his calm eyes without any emotion, "I should train this traitor."

What this means is that you should leave as soon as possible and not stay here and be an eyesore.

Ying smiled, kissed Jiang Yu on the face, and then opened the lunch box.

This time the meal was tofu, purple tofu, and I don’t know what ingredients made it this color.

Jiang Yu scooped up the food with a spoon. The next second, a sizzling sound was heard in the air and gray smoke rose from the spoon. In front of three pairs of eyes, the spoon broke into two pieces and fell into the bowl containing the food.

"Hmm, what on earth did this guy put in there?! Is it sulfuric acid?"

Seeing this scene, any normal person would be scared. This is not food for human beings.

"Ying, you..." Jiang Yu looked at the broken spoon in his hand and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

Lei Yingying covered her mouth with her jade hands and suddenly cried out, "Why is this spoon broken? Luckily I prepared a new one."

He took out several pairs of chopsticks and spoons from under the lunch box and continued to look at the person in front of him with anticipation.

His face was full of praise for me.

"Shadow is great."

Jiang Yuyan couldn't help but shiver when he thought of the terrible tragedy that would happen later.

With the idea that a short pain is worse than a long one, he picked up the bowl and swallowed it whole.

What is surprising is that this tofu does not corrode the body after being eaten.

Just turn the body into colorful.

"Is it delicious, husband?"

Jiang Yu gave a thumbs up and said, "It's one of the best. It would be nice if you could try some too..."

boom!

The poison took effect and his entire face turned purple.

"Husband! Husband, what's wrong with you? Why did you fall asleep so quickly?"

The beautiful shadow squatted down, poked his cheek with her finger, and pouted, "If you don't get up, I'll be angry."

"Get out of the way." A cold voice sounded from behind.

There was a crackling sound in the air.

General Lei Dian stretched out his right hand, summoned a bolt of lightning, and struck directly on the dying Jiang Yu.

"General, what are you doing?" Lei Dianying put his hands on his hips and looked at the scene angrily, "How can you use lightning to shock your husband? This is too violent."

"I'm saving him."

"You were clearly chopping him." He pointed his finger at Jiang Yu, who was charred and emitting white smoke.

The general looked at his creator coldly, "My traitor is going to die."

"Isn't he sleeping?"

"Do you think you can survive after eating your food?"

"You are slandering me. Although you all say that what I cook is inedible, this is absolutely false." Lei Dianying was a little disdainful, and then he stretched out his right hand to summon lightning to strike Jiang Yu.

The lightning pulled Jiang Yu back from the brink of death.

But he would rather not pull it back because it was too painful.

A gentleman's revenge is never too late.

When he becomes stronger than these two girls, he will definitely make them pay.

The whole person was twisted and shrunken into a ball. Countless cells in the body had already been poisoned, and now struck by lightning, almost all of them died. Only a few cells absorbed the power of the lightning and survived.

The two girls were still chatting about the previous topic, and the general asked again: "What material are you making this out of?"

"Of course it's mushrooms." Thinking of picking mushrooms in the forest this morning, Ying couldn't help but smile sweetly, "This is the mushroom tofu I made carefully. I specially selected those colorful mushrooms."

"It's a pity that my husband fell asleep after eating just a few bites. There is still some in this bowl. General, do you want to eat it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, General Lei Dian shuddered visibly, and his tone became more emotional.

She turned her head, rejected the other party's kindness, and reminded: "I think you can eat the food you made."

Watching Jiang Yu's colorful skin gradually disappear under the electric shock of the two, Lei Dianying stopped attracting lightning, and she frowned, "But I made this specifically for my husband."

"Don't you dare eat it."

"Who said I don't dare? The food I cook is the best in the world. My sister said it was delicious when she ate it."

"But I remember you said that after Lei Dianzhen ate the food you prepared, she disappeared for half a month. When you found her, she was in a coma."

"That's because my sister was injured and unconscious after fighting with gods and demons." Hearing this, Lei Dianying knew that the other party was suspecting him, so he directly scooped up the piece of tofu with a spoon and ate it.

After swallowing it in one gulp, a smug smile appeared on that beautiful face, "Isn't this delicious? I'll just eat one piece, and it's better to leave the rest for my husband."

Jiang Yu, who is still being electrocuted: I am lucky to have you.

"Hey, wait, why do I feel a little dizzy?" Lei Dianying suddenly shook a few times, supported the table with one hand, covered his forehead with the other hand, and shook his head.

The scene in front of him changed, and the whole world seemed to turn upside down. The general and Jiang Yu's figures turned into several.

Lei Dianying bit his lip, half-closed his eyes, and said in a puzzled voice, "You, how did you split into two?"

boom!

Feeling dizzy and unable to hold on any longer, Lei Dianying fell directly to the ground, unconscious.

General Lei Dian had a smile on his face, as if he was mocking the other party.

After more than ten minutes, General Lei Dian, the electrotherapy expert, finally finished the treatment. Looking at Jiang Yu, who had almost turned into carbon, he snorted, "Useless traitor."

He took out a few bottles of potion, forced Jiang Yu's mouth open, poured the potion in, then took out gauze and tied him up like a mummy, and finally dragged him back to his room.

After doing all this, General Lei Dian closed the door and walked outside.

As for Lei Diandian, huh, he deserved it. It was this guy who forced himself to eat those deadly foods.

Inside the room, Jiang Yu, who had become a mummy, was lying on the bed. The sparse cells in his body were dividing at an extremely fast speed after absorbing the power of the medicine.

In another room, Lei Dianying fell to the ground. After an unknown amount of time, the fingers of his right hand moved slightly.

"Uh... I feel dizzy."

Opening her eyes with difficulty, Lei Dianying propped herself up and sat on the ground. She pressed her head with her hands, a little confused, "Why did I fall asleep?"

Looking around, the other sexy girl had disappeared, and Jiang Yu was also gone.

"You left without calling me."

Pursing his lips, Lei Dianying stood up by supporting himself on the table, put away the dishes and chopsticks, and hummed a happy little tune.

"Hehehe, make some more delicious food for my husband."