Genshin Impact: What are you doing after the weirdness? Are you free?

The more critical the moment, the calmer you need to be.

Seeing that there were pursuers both in front and behind, Jiang Yu glanced around and confirmed that there was no place to escape. Without saying a word, he plunged into the straw pile and buried himself.

but--

When his back touched warm flesh and his palm touched a hand, his face turned blue.

After so many reincarnations, I have never been so unlucky. Will it ever end?

Thinking that he was the night watchman, Jiang Yu pulled out the dagger tied to his leg and prepared to commit suicide.

Before he could draw his knife, a pair of small hands suddenly pushed him down and grabbed his neck tightly, while a confused but fierce voice sounded.

"I was sleeping soundly, why did you wake me up? Don't you want me to grow up?"

Zaoyou, wearing a raccoon dog coat, stared at Jiang Yu madly, and gradually exerted force with her little hands.

Obviously, she was in a very bad mood after being woken up.

Small body, big strength.

This powerful force made Jiang Yu feel suffocated, and the voice came out of his throat with difficulty: "How to increase height."

After hearing what she cared about most, Zaoyou finally let go of her hand. Just as she was about to ask what the method of increasing height was, the person in front of her covered her mouth.

"Don't speak or move until I tell you."

Hearing footsteps coming from a distance, Zaoyou realized that Jiang Yu was being chased and nodded.

The two men lay in the straw pile, silent for a while.

The night watchmen in front and behind soon appeared.

"Hmm? Where's the master?"

"He must have climbed up the wall and escaped. Let's chase him."

"..."

I could hear the conversations between the night watchmen. For some reason, even though there was a pile of straw nearby that was big enough to hide in, these people didn't seem to want to check it out.

Jiang Yu kept listening attentively to the noise outside until the footsteps gradually faded away, and then he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He let go of her hand, looked at the girl in front of him, and said with a smile: "Zaoyou, are you being lazy again?"

Although I have known that Zaoyou likes to sleep in during the day and at night, I never expected to meet him in a place like this.

He was really scared to death before.

Just as I was about to ask how to increase my height, I suddenly heard this sentence. Zaoyou's eyes flickered and she spoke vaguely, "No... I'm not being lazy. I'm just patrolling here. Yes, patrolling."

The girl's voice went from weak at the beginning to confident later on. She laughed and said, "They are chasing you. If you don't want to be discovered, tell me the method quickly."

Although he was threatened, Jiang Yu was not panicked at all. He told him his previous method of healthy eating and regular rest.

Zaoyou is the weird yandere who is easiest to survive that he has ever seen. As long as you tell her a way to become taller when you meet her, she will survive.

Of course, fake ones are fine, as long as they can fool her.

If there is no method and you can't fool me, then I'm sorry, I can only treat you as a lifeless human pillow.

Zaoyou took out a small notebook from somewhere, and started writing on it with a pen in her little hand, nodding from time to time.

After explaining the method, Jiang Yu prepared to leave.

Normally, at this time the other party will verify what you said and will not stop you.

But a small hand grabbed his clothes, and Zaoyou smiled, showing his teeth, "I didn't say you could leave."

"I need a way to get taller instantly. Just now a few guys dared to laugh at me for being short. Hehe, I chopped off their hair... killed them... Hurry up and tell me if you don't want to play or I'll call someone to catch you."

The threatened Jiang Yu suddenly realized that it was because he was told he was short that the other plot was triggered.

"Well, if you want to get taller immediately, that's fine."

He really has a way.

Ten minutes later...

With the tools that Zaoyou brought, after some knocking here and hitting there, Jiang Yu brand special height-increasing shoes made their debut.

"These are called height-increasing shoes, and in a sense, they can actually make you taller instantly."

"Height-increasing shoes?" Zaoyou pointed at her lips with her finger and looked for a long time with a longing expression.

"I want it!"

She took off her shoes and couldn't wait to put on the height-increasing shoes. The six-centimeter height-increasing shoes made her look a lot taller.

Zaoyou asked Jiang Yu to stand up, gestured with his hands, and smiled, "I finally got taller, that's great... I've grown up."

She was thrilled with excitement.

Looking at Zaoyou in this state, Jiang Yu really wanted to tell her that it was because of the shoes. As long as she took off her shoes, she would return to her original height.

But after thinking about it, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, such as her going berserk, I chose to shut up.

While Zaoyou was in a happy mood, Jiang Yu left.

This time, she just glanced and didn't stop him.

After sneaking for a long time, Jiang Yu walked in fear, fearing that he would run into those yanderes like Jiuqi Shinobu who had not yet appeared.

Good, this time God didn’t play tricks on him, and he entered the castle tower smoothly.

As soon as he stepped in, he saw General Lei Dian standing with his back to him and his hands behind his back.

"Master."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the other party waving his right hand, and he heard the sound of breaking air and thunder.

Meng Xiang Yi Xin's sword carried a trace of electricity and inserted directly between his legs, scaring his little brother so much that he began to tremble.

General Lei Dian slowly turned around, his wife-like face looking indifferently at his disciple, glancing at the latter's missing arm and his miserable appearance...

"Traitor, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are in such a mess."

A look of contempt appeared on the indifferent face, as if he was looking at a pile of garbage.

"Master, what I am teaching you is that I have failed to master the skills and have brought shame upon you."

Jiang Yu half-knelt on the ground, lowered his head and resolutely admitted his mistake.

Snap, snap…

Footsteps were heard slowly, and two people wearing purple and black stockings appeared in sight. The general's unique cold voice came from above, "Since you are back, practice martial arts well. Soon, it will be the day of the decisive battle between you and me."

"I will suppress my own strength and put myself on the same level as you. I hope you won't let me down."

"Follow."

After a brief conversation, the owner of the voice turned around and left.

Jiang Yu stood up from the ground, glanced at Meng Xiang Yi Xin that was still stuck in the ground, and walked forward to pull it out.

"Dream One Heart, Lei Movie's exclusive weapon, this is the first time I've touched it."

He held the hilt of the knife, slashed a few times randomly, then chased after him.

The two came to the garden where Jiang Yu usually trained.

"Master, your knife."

Because he only had one hand left, he couldn't hold the knife in his hand, so he could only hold the handle and pass it over.

General Lei Dian glanced at him sideways, then said calmly, "Take it first."

Jiang Yu replied yes, then looked at the knife in his hand with some reluctance to let it go.

This is Thor's exclusive weapon, which has never even appeared in the card pool. I didn't expect that I could own it temporarily.

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Oh, sorry for keeping you waiting. I finally finished writing it (?? ﹏ ?? )