Genshin Impact: What are you doing after the weirdness? Are you free?

Jiang Yu was lying on the bed. He still retained some consciousness but fell into a doze.

Hu Tao: "Emm... Jiang Yu, you are indeed a scumbag. Keqing is right. You are a real fickle man."

"Uh, did Keqing say that? That's abominable. I'll spank her when I get back."

Hu Tao covered her mouth and laughed, "Ganyu said the same thing."

Jiang Yu curled his lips and said, "Gan Yu is so obedient, I don't believe it."

"By the way, I have gathered the power of three elements. Guess what reward I got? A lifespan of one million years. Haha, isn't that amazing?"

After Jiang Yu finished speaking, Hu Tao lowered her head and looked at the plum cake at hand, with a dim light in her eyes.

"But... Jiang Yu, I and everyone else are just ordinary people."

"..."

After the words fell, there was a long silence between the two.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Yu hugged her and said in a teasing tone, "So, while you are still young, I have to conquer you and enjoy you as soon as possible, otherwise it will be bad when you are old and weak."

Hu Tao twitched her lips and said, "... Emm, you are indeed a scumbag. I heard that you tricked King Xiaocao into stepping on your face, and you even said something about ice cream. Tsk, can you please die, now, immediately, right now!"

Walnut broke free from his embrace, made a face at him, and then pointed at the coffin on the ground, "Let's go, it's time to go to the next location."

Jiang Yu looked at the two coffins on the ground helplessly, "Can't we sleep on something normal at night? Who would sleep in a coffin?"

"Yes, I am one of them. Oh, and you... Well, Qiqi counts as one, but are zombies considered living people?"

He walked up the hillside with his hands behind his back, turned his head to look at someone who was moving things there, and bitterness filled his plum blossom eyes.

"A million years of life... Will you forget us by then, Jiang Yu?"

……

"Hey, hey, be careful, don't wake anyone up."

"Don't worry, old man. The incense just now contained a sleeping scent. This guy must be fast asleep."

"But then again, why do you want this coffin? Are you really going to prepare it for yourself as I said?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up."

In the silent night, four burly men tied the coffin with ropes and carried it away quietly.

Everyone had just left the hotel, but the next moment, a black shadow fell from the sky and gently landed on the coffin like a fallen leaf. The coffin seemed to be exerted with gravity. The four people screamed immediately and fell heavily to their knees on the ground.

The dark shadow looked at them calmly.

The person who came was Jiang Yu. He suddenly fell asleep in the room just now. Of course, the reason was not the incense, but other things.

His fingers gently touched his swollen temple and he dreamed of some things in the past, except that the walnuts there were taller than they are now.

It seems that I had mastered the ability of reincarnation, or the ability to reshape time and space, before I lost my memory.

In the dream, after all my relatives and friends died, I snapped my fingers and everything returned to the starting point.

"If it's about increasing lifespan, there should be many ways to do it, right?" He whispered quietly, thinking of the things that appeared in his dream.

Shake your head and don't think too much about it.

The four people who fell to their knees due to the pressure of gravity felt their shoulders dislocated. The old man standing next to them widened his eyes and stared at Jiang Yu in front of him, as if he was stupid.

Pfft!

The old man knelt on the ground decisively and kowtowed: "Sorry, it's my fault, please forgive us."

Jiang Yu sat on the coffin, looking at them with his black eyes, "Why?"

The old man kept kowtowing, "Because I want to save money for my coffin, really, I'm not lying to you."

He has no children, only a nephew, who is the young man among the four. However, the nephew is idle and it is better to hire a stranger than to rely on him to take care of him in his old age.

That's why I made up my mind after seeing this nice coffin.

Jiang Yu looked at the other person, somewhat surprised that this guy actually didn't say anything.

That's really outrageous. In this world there are people who steal other people's coffins.

"Move back. If there's any damage, I won't want to know about it."

Jiang Yu stood up, and suddenly thought of something and said to the old man: "By the way, please give me back the Mora I gave you just now."

The old man's face turned pale when he heard this, "But this is not what you gave me, how can I take it back?"

He only dared to say this in his heart. Looking at the current situation, he could only blame himself for his bad luck.

Mora, who had just run away from home from Jiang Yu's hands, is back in his hands again.

After carrying the things back, the three people called by the young man beat him up, then left with their teeth bared, covering their dislocated shoulders.

The old man and the young man in the hotel didn't dare to stay here, for fear that Jiang Yu would teach them a lesson, so they also went upstairs.

He moved a chair to stand by and patted the coffin boards, then he noticed that the coffin had been opened.

Walk over and push the board back to close it.

"Bang bang bang!"

There was a knocking sound coming from inside the coffin, which was creepy.

Of course this does not include Jiang Yu. He did not expect that with such a short time, something could actually slip in. Thinking of what Hu Tao said, he immediately pushed it open and prepared to see what it was.

As the coffin board was pushed open, the light from the hall shone in, and a pretty face came into view. After seeing this face, Jiang Yu could not help but exclaimed.

"walnut!"

Didn't she leave? Why is she lying here?

Hu Tao stood up and said unhappily, "Do you want to suffocate me to death?"

"Why are you here?"

"Go to bed!" Kurumi said as if it was a matter of course. "Why aren't you sleeping at this late hour?"

Jiang Yu: "This has been sold and will be used by someone soon. It's not a good idea for you to sleep here, right?"

"What's wrong with that?" Hu Tao crossed her legs and sat on it.

"I am testing the comfort level for my client, which is very necessary. I also need to communicate with the Messenger of the Dead to wish that monk a safe journey..."

Listening to what the other person said, Jiang Yu always felt that she was lying.

After he finished speaking, Hu Tao came up behind him and pushed him with both hands, "I'll be here to guard it, you go to sleep."

boom!

The door closed again, and Kurumi wiped the non-existent cold sweat with his hand, and heaved a sigh of relief.

He pushed the coffin open again, put his upper body in and groped inside, and it took him a long time to come out.

"So, is the real show about to begin?" He was lying on it with a big letter, thinking vaguely in his mind.

There was a big door between the two of them.

Jiang Yu closed his eyes, intending to take a short break to rest, but he fell asleep without realizing it.

He dreamed of Inazuma.

He was sailing across the ocean, but his boat was overturned by the waves. When he was about to drown, he saw a mermaid.

The other party called himself Coral Palace Xinhai.

He lived there for a few months, then said goodbye to her and went to Inazuma Castle.

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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! I wish you all happiness and perfection!