Genshin Impact: What are you doing after the weirdness? Are you free?

"Bang bang bang."

"Hello, there is a delivery for you."

Early in the morning, someone knocked on the door of Keqing, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue.

Keqing, who was sitting at the table eating breakfast, was a little confused when she heard the sound outside the door. She hadn't bought anything recently.

“Did you send it to the wrong place?”

But that's impossible. There may be more than one person named Keqing in this world, but there is only one Yuhengxing Keqing. It's impossible that someone is so stupid.

He drank the glass of milk, wiped his mouth with a tissue, then stood up and walked towards the door.

After opening the door, I saw a short guy wearing a hat with a big box behind him.

The little god who had changed her clothes raised her head and smiled, "Hello, Ms. Keqing, here is your express delivery, please sign for it."

"It's a courier, but I didn't buy anything. Was it delivered to the wrong place?" After thinking about it, she asked the question.

"It can't be the wrong one." Xiao Shenzi shook his head. "The shipping address is right here. Maybe someone else sent it to you. Could you please sign for it?"

A pair of cute big eyes looked at each other.

Facing this cute little guy, Keqing thought for a moment and nodded. She took the pen handed to her, signed her name, and then walked to the express box to see what was inside.

Xiao Shenzi very considerately handed over a pair of scissors.

"Oops, something fell."

She patted her head and walked away from the place.

Keqing didn't care and used scissors to cut the rope on top. After the rope was cut, the box opened automatically.

A cloud of gray gas exploded, catching her off guard and forcing her to inhale a large gulp.

As something that Jiang Yu had carefully prepared, even the Eightfold Son of God would faint if he was not alert.

"Uh, you..."

Keqing felt dizzy and realized that she had been ambushed. She stared at the little son of God who was laughing triumphantly not far away with a cold face. She threw the scissors over to him just before she fainted.

The scissors, wrapped in purple lightning, pierced directly through the chest of the laughing little son of God, nailing him to the pillar.

Jiang Yu, who was observing all this secretly, slapped himself on the forehead and felt speechless.

Not only did this guy laugh like a villain, he also showed no sign of vigilance at all. If it weren't for his immortal physique, he would have died countless times.

His heart was pierced and a large amount of blood flowed out. The little son of God stopped laughing and looked down at the scissors in disbelief.

Jiang Yu came over from a distance, carried Keqing on his shoulder, rubbed her black silk legs, and then stepped forward to help pull out the scissors.

This time, blood started flowing from the front and back of the chest.

He lifted his collar, buried his head in it, and looked at the bright red wound with a pale face.

A roll of bandage was placed on his head, and Jiang Yu walked into the door, leaving a sentence: "Tie it yourself."

As you walk through the door, the layout of the hall comes into view.

It’s very simple. It can be seen that Keqing is not a person who focuses on enjoyment.

There were some documents on the table, concerning land and buildings.

Jiang Yu touched the beautiful legs with one hand and walked around the house with the Eye of God in the other.

Unfortunately, he walked all over the house but still couldn't find the Rock God Demon-Suppressing Ridge.

“Where will it be hidden?”

Thinking about the first reincarnation scene, could it have been sold?

Forget it, why not just ask the person himself directly?

Jiang Yu snapped his fingers, ready to wake Keqing up. He left the utility room and walked downstairs, one hand still touching Keqing's thigh.

I have to say, the feel is really great.

"I'll eat, I'll eat, you stinky woman, I'll eat up all the food in your house..."

Before I even went downstairs, I heard the vague voice of the little son of God.

The little guy was sitting on the table, stuffing a big piece of bread into his mouth. Next to him was a big can of milk, which he drank as soon as he picked it up.

The food piled up into a small mountain was quickly eaten up by this gluttonous stomach.

She lay on the table contentedly, took a tissue to wipe her mouth, touched her belly, and looked extremely satisfied.

"I'm so full. Humph, let that guy stab me with a pair of scissors so that you won't have anything to eat."

He muttered to himself, and when he heard some noise coming from upstairs, he turned his head and looked at Jiang Yu coming down, and stretched out his hand to say hello.

"Did you find that ridge?"

"No, do you have a rope? Help me tie her up." Jiang Yu walked to the sofa, put Keqing down, and asked her.

The little Godson was originally lying there lazily, but when he heard that it was a bad woman who was going to tie up and hurt him, he immediately sat up with a wicked smile on his face.

"No, but it doesn't matter. This woman definitely has it at home. I'll go look for it."

As he spoke, he immediately floated up and flew to the second floor. A few minutes later, he flew down from the upstairs dragging a hemp rope that was more than ten meters long.

"Is this okay? By the way, can I interrogate her later?"

Taking the rope and facing the expectant eyes, Jiang Yu shook his head to refuse. He knew without thinking that the torture was fake and taking the opportunity for revenge was real. After all, this little guy was very narrow-minded.

Unlike me, I am kind-hearted and never get angry even after being killed so many times. The so-called revenge is just stabbing back.

Put the two black silk legs in the right position, close together, and then tie them up with hemp rope.

In addition to the feet, the hands were also tied up and then wrapped around several times, firmly pinning the person to the sofa.

The little son of God was holding a small hammer behind him. He flew over excitedly but was pulled back by a hand holding his foot.

"What are you doing?" She glared at him unhappily.

"There's no need to use this method." Taking away the small hammer, Jiang Yu said lightly, and then, in the somewhat contemptuous gaze of the Little God Son, he kissed Keqing.

"You think you're Sleeping Beauty, you big idiot!" The little son of God floated in the air with his hands on his chest, expressing deep contempt for such behavior.

She disdains to associate with such people.

A few seconds later, with an expression as if she had seen a ghost, Keqing was actually woken up by the kiss.

Keqing snorted softly, opened her eyes, and looked at the scene in front of her with confused eyes. As the events before she fainted reappeared in her mind, her confused eyes quickly regained focus and became cold and stern.

She looked at the little son of God who was looking at her with an incredible look, snorted coldly, and prepared to arrest him.

Just as she was about to stand up, she found that she couldn't move. Keqing then realized that she was tied up, and...

"Jiang Yu!"

Shocked words came out of his mouth, and he looked at the man sitting on the right with some disbelief.

"Hey, Keqing, should I say now - long time no see."

Jiang Yu greeted with a smile.

A smile appeared on that beautiful face, it was the smile that one showed when meeting a friend after a long separation.

But when he thought about his current situation, the smile gradually faded.

She looked at the little son of God who was looking at her with ill intent, then looked at Jiang Yu, her beautiful eyes half-narrowed.