Genshin Impact: What are you doing after the weirdness? Are you free?

The world freezes and time goes back.

After reincarnation again, Jiang Yu chose to bypass Hu Tao and arrived in Liyue smoothly.

"Stop! You need to pay to enter the city."

Jiang Yu nodded, took out some Mora and gave it to the other party. After walking a distance into the city, the little son of God, who had been invisible, finally revealed his figure.

"Hehe, you are so bad. In order to avoid paying my share of the money, you actually let me sneak in." Her little face was full of excitement, as if she really enjoyed doing bad things.

The streets are lined with quaint houses and are frequented by pedestrians and vendors.

Xiao Shenzi looked at all this with wide eyes and curiosity, and then suddenly found something and pointed forward, "That guy is lying."

Jiang Yu stopped her from joining in the fun and said, "I need to tell you something. Remember, the people of Liyue tell many lies. Don't believe what they say easily."

Continuing walking, Jiang Yu glanced at the crowd and suddenly found a familiar person.

The graceful woman stood on the second floor of the teahouse, looking up at the night sky.

A chill ran from the soles of my feet all the way to the top of my head.

It’s Ping’er!

She is actually here.

"Jiang Yu, there are candied haws for sale over there. Let's go buy two." The little son of God held his finger in his mouth and looked at the candied haws on the vendor's table with some drooling eyes.

However, Jiang Yu grabbed her foot with one hand and slipped into the alley next to him.

"What are you doing~"

Ping'er looked over here as if she sensed something, but found nothing unusual. She continued to look at the night sky. According to the hexagram, the person she had been waiting for would come into the city tonight.

And the one I have been waiting for...isn't he the one?

I never expected that he would come back.

On the other side of the street, Little Goddess looked at Jiang Yu with some dissatisfaction. If she didn't want to buy the candied haws, then don't buy it. Why did he drag her away? She was not a child and would not throw a tantrum.

Jiang Yu didn't know that his action had been misunderstood. After coming here, he breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't expect Ping'er to be here.

It seems that the reason why she found him the next day was because she saw herself on the second floor of the teahouse when she first came to Liyue.

Judging from the current situation, Ping'er is in a high level of danger, and Jiang Yu does not want to contact her before he figures out a way to deal with her.

Seeing that Jiang Yu ignored him and just stood there in a daze, the little son of God was a little dissatisfied, but when those big eyes looked at him, he couldn't help but look at his neck.

"What a beautiful neck. It would be great if I could take a bite of it."

This thought suddenly popped up in her mind. She touched her stomach and said, "Jiang Yu, I'm hungry."

"Then let's go eat." Before speaking, he looked forward. Unexpectedly, by chance, he came across the restaurant that claimed to be the cheapest.

Jiang Yu wasn’t sure if it was the cheapest, but judging from the situation in Liyue, other stores were probably also very expensive.

Last time he ordered roast chicken, this time he ordered something else.

After a while, looking at the plate of tempting beef in front of him, Jiang Yu couldn't help thinking that if he reincarnated enough times, he might be able to eat all the delicacies in the world.

Feeling hungry, he began to fill his stomach, and then he noticed someone flying quietly behind him.

"Jiang Yu, there seems to be something on your neck. Let me help you take a look."

The little god's eyes turned red, two small fangs grew on his mouth, and beautiful wings grew on his back, ready to drink big gulps of blood.

Just take a sip.

With this thought in mind, a large piece of meat was stuffed into her mouth.

Jiang Yu put the little guy in front of him and said with a half-smile, "You want to drink blood."

"Yeah." The head kept nodding, and the cute face was full of desire, "Jiang Yu, let me eat it, let me eat yours."

"Call uncle."

The little God Child didn't hesitate for even half a second, and immediately changed his words: "Uncle Jiang Yu, please be kind and help the poor God Child. You are the best."

Faced with this pleading look, Jiang Yu stretched out his hand, and when his arm was about to be bitten, he suddenly narrowed his eyes.

"Little God, you don't have any hidden money, right?"

The little god who was about to drink blood froze immediately.

Impossible, was he discovered? But I never told him.

She gently licked her hand with her pink tongue, then looked up at the person in front of her with eyes full of innocence, seeming extremely simple.

"Jiang Yu, what are you talking about? How could I hide some private money?"

"Don't you believe me? I, the little son of God, discriminate against such people..."

The arm was bitten, blood slowly flowed down the throat into the stomach, and the red eyes gradually became blurred.

It tastes so good. I really want to suck it dry, hehe.

This thought came to her mind, but when she thought about the difference in strength between the two of them, she suppressed the thought.

Feeling the tingling and very comfortable sensation, Jiang Yu let out a light breath. He didn't believe a word this guy said.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he probably wouldn't have known that the little son of God actually had a card with 1000 million Mora deposited in it.

While his blood was being sucked, he reached under her skirt but felt nothing.

Xiao Shenzi's eyes widened, and she immediately opened her mouth, covered her skirt, and flew away, looking at the man who had not put down his hand with a perverted look.

But facing such perverted looks, Jiang Yu still maintained a calm expression. He had done even more perverted things, but he couldn't even do something like this that made him blush.

"Nothing, I just saw a mosquito fly in, and I wanted to catch you out."

The model student who was once praised on campus eventually fell into depravity and became able to lie without batting an eyelid.

The little girl did not accept this answer. She angrily reached under her skirt, took out a big hammer and raised it high. However, the weight of the hammer crushed her.

"It's crushed, it's crushed, come and help!"

Jiang Yu picked up the hammer, held the man down, and curiously touched her skirt, "How did you put this hammer in there? Do you have a four-dimensional pocket in your skirt?"

The little god glared at him angrily and said, "I won't tell you."

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and spit out a lightning snake, which smashed the huge wooden hammer that had just crushed him half to death.

……

That night, in order to avoid being wanted again, Jiang Yu chose to climb onto someone else's roof with Xiao Shenzi.

"Hmph, this Son of God will not sleep here." Hearing that he had to sleep on the roof, the little Son of God made a face at Jiang Yu, then ran to the room on the second floor opposite with his body invisible.

"It's a pity that he left like this. But I'd better think of how to trick the 1000 million Mora card away from the little son of God." Jiang Yu sat on the roof, looking at the gradually becoming deserted streets, thinking silently in his heart.

He saw the window opposite was opened and then closed again. It was obvious that the little son of God had sneaked in.

"Well, I should get some sleep too. After all, Liyue doesn't have a rule like Inazuma's that allows you to recover most of your strength by the morning."

Jiang Yu looked at Liyue in the early morning with boredom. A light mist floated in the air at some point. In his eyes, the entire Liyue was filled with various monsters covered in human skins.