Genshin Impact: What are you doing after the weirdness? Are you free?

【Where the brain is stored.】

[Handsome guys and beautiful girls, can you please stay and watch?˙▽˙?]

"My favorite Nilu~!"

"Huh? Did you think I would say that? Just kidding. Of course, the one I want to smoke is my wife, General Raiden."

In the room, Jiang Yu looked at the viewers in the live broadcast room and skillfully opened the latest card pool of Genshin Impact.

As a well-known anchor, Jiang Yu started out with Genshin Impact, but what made everyone joke was that since he started live streaming, he always got the guaranteed bonus.

Thinking back on the card-drawing experience over the years, he, as a promising young man, couldn't help but feel sad.

Just now, when the card pool was opened, the live broadcast screen was all the same:

"Captain's supplies are fully guaranteed, and the Captain's copy has zero drops."

"Ha, I'm not afraid of you cursing me." Jiang Yu looked at the comments and said nonchalantly, "This is Genshin Impact, not Honkai Impact. Captain or something, wait for my card draw tomorrow."

After guzzling a large bottle of Wangzai milk, Jiang Yu wiped his mouth, looked at the 500 cigarettes he had accumulated, and couldn't help but smile like a crooked dragon king.

"Today, I will make my general full of life!"

With the screen full of "big guarantee", he opened his left hand and placed it in front of his forehead, laughing wildly, "I have felt it, please respond to me, General's wife!"

He made the same gesture as Jiang Liuer, pointing two fingers at the screen.

The next moment, the golden light of Teyvat descended from the sky.

"Oh my god, my wife actually responded to me?"

He rubbed his eyes and said in disbelief.

"Tsk, maybe it's Qiqi."

"That's right, let's all say it together, I wish the anchor good luck."

Looking at the screen full of "curses", Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, "I think you are just jealous of me."

"I tell you, I can already feel the general's gaze."

"I prayed to the gods, and the answer was..."

Looking at these "curse" comments, Jiang Yu slammed the table hard.

The scenes flickered, and his eyes widened instantly as he looked at the identical characters. The comments on the live broadcast screen also paused for several seconds.

"Seven, seven..."

Jiang Yu stuttered a little. He was not talking about the little zombie Qiqi, but the seven thunder and lightning generals.

"It's full now!"

After a one-minute wait, the words 666 began to pop up on the live broadcast screen.

Jiang Yu came back to his senses and couldn't help but let out a wanton and arrogant laugh. He stood up suddenly, but his vision suddenly went dark and there was a buzzing sound in his ears.

"what's the situation?"

Shaking his head, the scene in front of him gradually became clear, and Jiang Yu's pupils shrank into a point in an instant:

My eyes went black as the cup of water was accidentally knocked over, the water flowing out stopped in mid-air, and the lightning that had just struck the clouds outside the window stopped.

Realizing something, he suddenly shifted his gaze and focused on the screen.

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he saw seven thunder generals staring at him, each with a different expression.

"No, they are really looking at me!"

Jiang Yu swallowed hard. The seven thunder and lightning generals on the screen slowly smiled. Liquid with a bloody smell seeped out of the screen. They said in unison: "... Yu, we finally found you."

The sharp sound seemed to pierce his eardrums. Jiang Yu held his forehead and slumped in his chair. At the end of his consciousness, he had only one thought, "My browser history seems to have not been deleted yet."

Time started moving again.

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yu suddenly collapse, they thought he was too excited, until they saw his face gradually turning pale and realized something was wrong.

"Yang Shou draws a card???"

"Don't be scary, anchor!"

"Stop making a fuss, where is the administrator? Call the police quickly!!!"

The next day, a news report came out that a young man suffered a heart attack in excitement after drawing his favorite character, and rescue efforts were ineffective.

It is said that in order to commemorate Jiang Yu, Mihoyo also placed an NPC who looks exactly like him in Inazuma.

……

[Current world: The otherworld version of Genshin Impact, please, please... sizzle... hee hee! I found you, dead! Dead! Someone is dead! Someone is already dead!]

A sharp voice carrying electricity screamed in the sea of ​​consciousness, as if celebrating something big.

Jiang Yu didn't know all this because he was unconscious.

After an unknown amount of time, Jiang Yu groaned, shook his head, and slowly got up.

Looking at this alley, he was full of questions: "No, why am I here? Wasn't I live-streaming the lottery in the room? Could it be a dream? Yes, seven thunder and lightning generals, it must be a dream.

But why am I here? Did I drink and lose my memory? "

Jiang Yu felt a dull pain in his brain, and recalled the scene of drawing seven thunder and lightning generals, but he always felt that he had forgotten something.

He walked slowly forward for almost three minutes. The noise ahead gradually became clearer, but his expression became more and more confused.

Because he found that the buildings on both sides of the alley were not what they should be in the city, especially when he stood at the entrance of the alley, his pupils suddenly shrank into a point.

What appeared before our eyes were various wooden houses and pedestrians wearing ancient clothes.

crossed!

Three big words suddenly appeared in my mind.

Looking around, the decoration styles of these houses look very familiar, a bit like the Sakura Country in the anime.

"Did we travel to the Land of Sakura?"

The unchanged clothes on his body indicated that he was wearing them. Jiang Yu stood at the entrance of the alley in confusion, looking at the passers-by. Suddenly, a jade hand patted his shoulder, and at the same time a pleasant voice came into his ears:

"Jiang Yu, long time no see."

Jiang Yu's body froze slightly when his shoulder was patted. Hearing this, he overturned his previous guess. From the words of the woman behind him, he could conclude that there was someone here who looked and had the same name as him.

Thinking about how to fool the girl, Jiang Yu turned around, and when he saw the girl in front of him, his expression changed drastically.

The girl had golden hair, which was stuck up high, and from behind it looked like butterfly wings...

Of course, the most noticeable thing about the other person was the bandages wrapped around his chest and body.

"Xiaoxiao...Xiao Palace?!"

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Jiang Yu widened his eyes. The girl in front of him was Xiao Gong!

He actually traveled to the original God!

"What are you thinking about?"

Xiao Gong waved his hand in front of him and gave a strange smile, but Jiang Yu, who was in shock, did not notice.

When he came to his senses and saw the pretty face so close to him, Jiang Yu realized that the other person was a little too close to him.

Seeing Jiang Yu's face turn red, Xiao Gong smiled happily: "That's great, I want to eat you."

"What?" Jiang Yu felt a little stimulated. Tempted by the beauty, his IQ dropped sharply and he felt that the other party's words were suggestive.

Is Xiao Gong my girlfriend?

Just as he was swallowing his saliva, Xiao Gong slowly approached and touched Jiang Yu's face with his hand, his expression slightly distorted.

"Jiang Yu, you smell so good."

The girl looked at the person in front of her, with a hint of malice on her face.

Jiang Yu felt something was wrong. Xiao Gong's tone, movements, and expressions were just like those of people who saw delicious food.

A chill rushed from the soles of his feet straight to the top of his head. Jiang Yu's whole body stiffened, and an unbelievable thought suddenly came to his mind:

Xiao Gong, she wanted to eat herself, in the literal sense of the word!