Curse back: I twist my head with divine power, Sukuna sweats profusely
Chapter 41: Angry at the top management! Hashirama cells!
A black sports car was speeding on the winding mountain road.
Xia Liu looked at the scenery outside the window in a daze.
"Don't be nervous, Xia Liujun. Those senior old antiques are just taking off their pants and farting to show their presence."
"If they dare to embarrass you later, I will treat them to a meal of Xu Shi. Qi!"
Gojo Satoru crossed his long legs and made a gesture as if he was performing a virtual style.
Hearing this, Ichichi, who was driving in front, broke out in a cold sweat, and his hands holding the steering wheel were shaking slightly.
Xia Liu's mouth twitched and he said:
Virtual form. Here?
Are you serious? Those old guys are not worthy of this!
If it really goes off, I'm afraid the ashes will be scattered along the way, and maybe half of the city will be paralyzed...
As for why the top leaders wanted to meet with him this time, it was very clear.
Wasn't it this time that their conspiracy to kill Tiger Stick with a borrowed knife was ruined, and they wanted to give themselves a warning.
After all, in their hearts, he is not Gojo Satoru.
Maybe he just thinks he's easy to control.
As for why I was in a daze just now, it was because the road I was on looked too familiar!
Winding mountain road!
Isn't this the place where Gojo Satoru was attacked by Rohu at night?
According to the timeline, it should be evening.
In other words, you will definitely be attacked by corals when you come back!
It can also be regarded as a famous check-in scene.
Poor baby Louhu, he is obviously the strongest among the four natural disasters, but he just likes to play high-end games.
After being beaten by Gojo Satoru, the Shibuya incident was instantly turned into ashes by Sukuna...
Just as he was thinking whether to listen to those old-timers' nonsense or just say "I don't eat beef" and kill them all -
[Ding! A new life choice has been opened. ]
[Task Option 1: Face the attack from the corrupt high-level officials and directly fight back! Reward: Uchiha clan swordsmanship! ]
[Task Option 2: Beat Louhu into a chamber pot! And use the true meaning of Water Escape: Add spit to Water Escape! Reward: One card of Chakra!]
[Mission Option 3: Young Fish and Reverse Punishment! (Unforgettable) Save Yoshino Junpei's tragic life. Reward: Thousand Years of Death (Kakashi's original creation)]
[Task Selection 4: Children make choices, adults want them all! Complete all three tasks. Reward: Hashirama Cells! (Use with caution!!!)]
System, shit!
Xia Liu is an adult, so he immediately locked the fourth option!
My biggest flaw right now is that I don't have enough chakra. If I could transplant Hashirama's cells, I wouldn't have to worry about this embarrassing problem anymore.
If you're lucky, you might even be able to master Wood Release!
There are many wood-style ninjutsu recorded in Ban Ye's ninjutsu scroll, but he himself cannot perform it.
I thought these powerful Wood Release Ninjutsu would just be left in my mind and gather dust.
In this way, perhaps the Wood Release Technique, which is known as the strongest escape technique in Naruto, can appear in the world of curse techniques!
By then, when Susanoo wraps the giant Buddha, how exciting will the scene be?
Moreover, even if the previous three options did not appear, he would probably choose to do this.
So he didn't think it was troublesome to complete three tasks at the same time. After all, it was just a side thing as the plot developed.
Yoshino Junpei is a good kid. It's not too much to accept him into Akatsuki, right?
In the original work, he thought that Junpei Yoshino would be redeemed and join the high school to become a sorcerer.
In the end, he was killed by the real person and became a cyborg.
And his poor single mother had a tragic ending, being brutally killed by a cursed spirit!
With him here this time, tragedy will certainly not happen again!
However, this system is getting more and more sinister. Not only does it turn the clepsydra into a chamber pot, it even requires adding spittoon to the water escape technique?
What a talent! Why didn’t he think of this before?
In this way, Jiatan's water escape technique must be listed as an S-level forbidden technique!
After all, you can never be too defensive!
Xia Liu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and began to silently plan what would happen next.
Gojo Satoru: "Xia Liu-kun, why are you grinning like an idiot?"
"Ahem, it's nothing."
Gojo Satoru was increasingly unable to guess what he was thinking, so he simply handed him a pair of noise-cancelling headphones:
“Bring this with you when you go in to meet those old fogies. I guess after three songs, they’ll have finished farting, hehe!”
Obviously, Gojo Satoru has been nagged a lot by the higher-ups.
……
Directorate General,
The atmosphere in the room was so solemn that you could hear a pin drop!
Xia Liu and Gojo Satoru stood in the center of the empty room with their hands in their pockets, looking as cool as they could be.
There are several large doors covering the surroundings, and the top executives are hiding behind the doors, as if they cannot stand being seen by others.
Looking at the two people who had no respect for their elders, a few cold snorts were heard in the room!
Obviously, they were very dissatisfied with Gojo Gojo Satoru and Xia Liu's attitude.
Even if their principal Ye E Zhengdao came, they would have to bow respectfully and listen attentively!
But now these two people have their chins held high and are looking down on others?
He doesn't take those superiors like them seriously at all!
"Gojo Satoru, this is the student you taught? He doesn't even know the most basic etiquette?"
Perhaps it was because of the related spell formations arranged in the room, or maybe it was because of these doors.
The room was filled with the old man's scolding voice, and it was difficult to tell which door the voice came from.
Xia Liu sneered: These old guys are really annoying, and they love to play tricks.
Every time they speak, the sound echoes endlessly, making them look mysterious? To bluff people?
As for this arrogant, chuunibah posture, it was Gojo Satoru who recommended it to me.
I would say that if I can piss them off a little, then that’s fine. It would be best if I could piss them off to death…
As expected, he is the crazy Gojo Satoru.
Facing the doubts of the higher-ups, Gojo Satoru sneered disdainfully: "Really? I think Xia Liu is quite polite."
Having said that, he pulled down his black eye mask, revealing a pale blue six-eye, and said meaningfully:
"And he's very powerful. Thanks to him, Yuji's life was saved this time."
"Better than some old man who talks a lot but gets even the most basic intelligence wrong."
Xia Liu raised his eyebrows. Is this a direct attack?
Come on, you’ve already criticized everyone you can, how can I complete the task?
Are you complaining about the slippery floor and the bad air here?
Who cares? Just respond without thinking!
"Are you... questioning our top brass for deliberately giving us wrong intelligence?"
A majestic voice echoed in the room.
"Okay, this time it was indeed an oversight in intelligence, but no one can guarantee the absolute accuracy of intelligence."
"But you have to believe that everyone is working for the peace of the magic world and will never harm their own people."
This is where the top leaders are shameless, even though both parties already knew it.
Yet they can still say these things in a high-sounding manner, even though they themselves do not believe them.
“Haha.” Gojo Satoru’s face was extremely cold: “If you do it again, I’ll kill you all!”
At this moment, as the head of the Gojo family, one of the three great families, and the strongest aura of the contemporary era, burst out instantly.
He was too lazy to beat around the bush with these rotten oranges.
"you!"
Faced with the blatant danger posed by Gojo Satoru, the people in higher-ups dared not speak out.
After all, power cannot restrict him!
The room fell into dead silence.
At this time, Xia Liu found the right opportunity to speak:
"One sings black and the other sings red."
"I have to say, you old antiques have already got super strength in your skin."
"I wonder if such a thick skin can withstand the attack of Sukunobu?"
"How about next time, I let you guys fight Sukuna?"
As soon as these words came out, murderous intent instantly enveloped him!
Even Gojo Satoru beside him looked at Xia Liu with some surprise.
But what surprised him was that Xia Liu was so good at confronting people?
"presumptuous!"
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