Crazy involution in male-oriented novels, my senior brother has set his sights on me

Lin Jinxing looked at Si Li calmly, with a warning in his eyes.

"Do you remember what I said that day in the martial arts arena? I won't stop you if you continue to pretend to sleep, but don't put your hands on my junior brother."

Si Li knew that he couldn't get close to Lin Hao today, and he couldn't do anything unreasonable. He smiled like his usual shrewd fox, but now this fox looked a little embarrassed.

"Since no one believes in my medical skills, I'd better find someone who does."

Looking at Si Li's slightly hurried back, the few of them didn't care and continued to talk about the previous topic.

Qian Duoduo spoke first: "What were we talking about before? Oh! By the way, do you think Senior Brother Jun can woo Senior Sister Qing?"

Lie Jiaoyang crossed his arms and sighed, "I don't think it's possible. That Long Mohan seems to like Senior Sister Qing as well. I see him running to the Spiritual Herb Hall all the time. I feel like his chances of catching up with Senior Sister Qing are greater than Senior Brother Jun's."

Qian Duoduo widened his eyes and looked at Lie Jiaoyang in horror.

"Don't scare me. Senior Sister Qing is such a good person. I would rather give her to Senior Brother Jun than have her stuck in Long Mohan's pile of cow dung!"

Qian Duoduo paused, as if he felt that this analogy was not appropriate, and then said: "No, I was wrong, it's not cow dung, it should be a septic tank!"

"But I think Senior Brother Jun and Senior Brother Mu are more suitable."

While Qian Duoduo and Lie Jiaoyang were still arguing, Lie Jiaojiao, who had been thinking, suddenly spoke.

Qian Duoduo: "..."

Lie Jiaoyang: “…”

This joke is not funny at all...

Didn’t you see how incompatible Senior Brother Mu and Senior Brother Jun were before?

Qian Duoduo laughed out loud. He raised his hand to pat Lie Jiaojiao's shoulder, but was blocked by Lie Jiaoyang. Seeing Lie Jiaoyang's warning look, Qian Duoduo had to withdraw his hand awkwardly.

"Jiaojiao, you're overthinking it. If these two can become a couple, then..."

Qian Duoduo looked around and finally fixed his eyes on the table in the middle. He pointed at the table and said, "If these two people can get together, I will eat this table!"

Everyone present treated this as a joke, only Lie Jiaojiao nodded seriously.

She came to Lin Hao and asked, "Brother Hao, can I take this table away?"

Seeing this, Lin Hao thought that the little girl was just trying to save face and was trying to save face. He smiled and said, "Okay, you move out. If Senior Brother Mu and Senior Brother Jun really get together in the future, I will personally keep Duo Duo fed."

Qian Duoduo also laughed, "Then Jiaojiao, don't forget to prepare some soy sauce and mustard for me, otherwise it will be tasteless."

Lie Jiaojiao nodded seriously, "Okay, the table is so big, I will definitely prepare more soy sauce and mustard." Then she turned to look at her brother and said, "During the Shangsi Festival in a while, brother, accompany me to the Mortal Realm to buy more soy sauce and mustard."

Lie Jiaoyang couldn't help but be touched by his sister's innocent look at this moment.

He patted her head lovingly and said, "Okay, I'll go with you. We'll buy all the soy sauce and mustard then."

Lie Jiaojiao nodded happily.

Not to mention Qian Duoduo, even Lin Jinxing, who had been with the two of them for many years, didn't believe it.

How could these two people be together?

The two of them had been at odds with each other since the second day they entered school. Now, more than ten years have passed, and they are thankful that they can fight one day less.

The personalities of these two people are completely different. One is a germaphobe and a fussy person, while the other is careless.

Together? How is that possible!

Lin Hao directed the question to another place at this time, "You two are going to the Shangsi Festival as well? It just so happens that my senior brother and I are going too, so we can go together."

Lie Jiaoyang was about to agree when Lin Jinxing glared at him threateningly.

This look made him feel more pressured, and cold sweat broke out on Lie Jiaoyang's forehead. Although he didn't know why Lin Jinxing looked at him like this, his instinct for survival made Lie Jiaoyang know what to do.

He raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead and said, "No, Jiaojiao and I won't disturb you two."

As soon as he finished speaking, the cold air that was sweeping towards him disappeared, and Lie Jiaoyang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Hao didn't quite understand what Lie Jiaoyang meant. What was there to disturb him about?

Qian Duoduo then said to Lie Jiaoyang, "What are you two doing in the mortal world on Shangsi Festival? Going to arrange a blind date for Jiaojiao?"

Speaking of blind dates, Lie Jiaoyang's face darkened, "My sister is only eighteen years old, still a child! What kind of blind date is this!"

Qian Duoduo was even more confused this time, "Why are you going there if you're not going on a blind date?"

Lie Jiaoyang raised his head and said, "Of course it's a fortune-telling stall!"

Now everyone in the room was confused. Qian Duoduo asked, "You want to set up a stall with your sister during the Shangsi Festival? What do you think? Are you short of that few taels of silver?"

Lie Jiaoyang smiled mysteriously, "You don't understand this, right? It looks like I'm setting up a stall, but I'm actually giving Jiaojiao an education lesson."

"Education class?"

Lin Hao couldn't help but wonder. He really couldn't understand how setting up a street stall was related to education.

Lie Jiaoyang did not answer this question, but only said: "You will understand when the time comes."

Qian Duoduo was really curious about how setting up a stall was related to education. So he said, "Originally, I, a single guy, didn't plan to go to the Shangsi Festival, but now you have aroused my curiosity."

Qian Duoduo slammed the table and said with determination: "I will go with you on the Shangsi Festival!"

"I promise that you will never forget it~" Lie Jiaoyang dragged out the last syllable very long.

The two quickly reached a consensus.

Lin Hao asked doubtfully, "Why can't singles go to the Shangsi Festival? Isn't that a martial arts competition?"

Lie Jiaoyang and Qian Duoduo looked at Lin Jinxing at the same time. They signaled with their eyes, why do you explain Shangsi Festival like this?

Lin Jinxing turned his head away with a rare look of guilt.

This really has nothing to do with him, it’s just something the junior brother made up in his imagination!

Lie Jiaojiao looked at Lin Hao blankly and asked, "So you two are not together yet?"

Qian Duoduo, Lie Jiaoyang: “!!!”

What kind of lewd words is Jiaojiao saying?

The two looked back and forth between Lin Hao and Lin Jinxing. Aren't these two brothers in the same sect? How could this be their relationship?

Lin Hao didn't understand what Lie Jiaojiao meant and said, "Senior Brother and I have always been together?"

Haven't I always lived with my senior brother? These people shouldn't react so strongly, right?

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Hearing what his junior brother said, Lin Jinxing couldn't help coughing.

Junior brother, do you know which one they are talking about?

Qian Duoduo, Lie Jiaoyang: “???”

When exactly did this happen? How come they didn't know?

Lie Jiaojiao was the calmest: "I told you, if there is no progress after so long, then Senior Brother Lin is useless."

It’s useless. Lin Jinxing: “…”

Lie Jiaojiao's words were so heartbreaking that they were literally tearing his heart out...