Everyone dislikes the beautiful little apprentice sister crying, and the heaven is panicked

"Let's eat together!"

"...Since you said so, I won't be polite."

As he said that, Monk Wu Jian picked up a chicken leg, as if he was afraid that someone would go back on his word.

He picked up another chicken butt.

"?"

Moling, who was standing next to him, was stunned: "You, aren't you a monk?! Monks can also eat chicken?!"

Monk Wu Jian didn't say anything. He ate the chicken in two or three bites. I didn't have time to care about him.

Yanli, who was standing by, held his forehead with his hand helplessly, and said to Zhuang Yaohua: "I can't eat if you do this! Light two incense sticks for me and stick them in the soil."

"This...where do I find incense?"

After saying one more sentence, Vajra Amitabha directly lit one of his Buddhist beads, and the fragrance of the beads floated in the air.

Isn't this homemade incense?

Afterwards, Yanli's hand took a piece of roasted chicken.

Yanli said with a smile: "I have eaten it now, haven't I?!"

He started eating the roasted chicken and said as he ate, "Mmm, it tastes really good. I haven't had such hot food for a long time."

"The food in the Xiuxian world tastes so delicious!"

"When the Demon King and I went down the mountain, we did eat it together... You may not know, but the Demon King's real name is Wei Jie."

Yanli seemed very happy. Come to think of it, he had been sealed here for who knows how many years. It was so hard to finally eat a delicious and hot roast chicken. How could he not be happy?

"Wei Jie? This is a very strange name."

Yanli smiled and nodded, "Now, only I and a few old guys in the cultivation world know about it."

"Even the people in the demon world... don't know the Demon King's real name, they just call Wei Jie the Demon King."

Zhuang Yaohua nodded and said, "I understand."

"Afterwards, if you want to play the emotional card with the Demon King, you can tell him this name..."

After that, King Kong was seen picking up a roasted chicken and stuffing it into his mouth, eating it with great relish.

Zhuang Yaohua looked at the people present. Two of them were humans, two were monks, and one was a ghost. This combination was really weird.

Zhuang Yaohua couldn't help but twitching the corners of her mouth, and then she said to Yanli: "Eat slowly, eat slowly."

"I still have a roast chicken in my storage bag."

"...Oh my god, why are there so many roasted chickens in your storage bag?!"

Moling couldn't help but ask, "How many roast chickens did your senior brother Qi Han prepare for you?!"

Zhuang Yaohua counted them and said, "As for the roast chicken... I didn't prepare many, maybe five at most. I ate them all on the way, and now there's only this one left."

"Also, there are roast duck, roast goose, roast pork thighs, and lamb ribs."

She listed them all, and finally said to them: "I still have some food left in my pocket, but it's not much, enough for me to eat for half a month."

“Isn’t it enough to eat it for half a month straight?!”

They couldn't help but laugh.

Yanli was very envious: "Your senior brother is so good to you, just like the devil was to me."

"When the devil was with me, he would grill a lot of food for me, grill fish for me, and he would eat it too."

"Once he got pricked by a thorn by accident, and I helped him pick it out."

"He was so scared at the time that he thought he was going to die... Later generations recorded that it was because of a fish bone, hahahaha."

Yanli couldn't help but laugh out loud.

When Zhuang Yaohua and the others heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.

I didn't expect that there would be such an interesting thing. I can use this interesting thing to humiliate the devil later.

Zhuang Yaohua and the others continued to ask, "What else is interesting? Please continue to tell us."

"...There are many more."

After Yanli had been talking to them for more than two hours, his mouth was dry and he said he was tired, but he couldn't help but continue talking.

"You don't know, I saw the Demon King naked when he was a child."

"We were both fifteen or sixteen at the time. When he saw me looking at his private parts, he covered them. I was really amused."

"What's the point of covering it up? Won't people still be able to see his private parts in the end? Didn't I see it a long time ago?!"

"Hahaha......"

Zhuang Yaohua and the others burst into laughter again.

At this moment, Vajra suddenly made a move and threw a string of Buddhist beads directly into Yanli's mouth.

Yanli was opening his mouth when suddenly a string of Buddhist beads hit his mouth.

"!!!"

He looked at Zhuang Yaohua and the others in horror, his expression somewhat angry, "You are plotting against me?!"

As he spoke, Yanli stopped eating the roast goose in his hand. After thinking for a while, he wanted to throw the roast goose meat directly to the ground.

But after thinking about it...I held it in my palm reluctantly.

Yanli said angrily: "What do you mean by this?! You have become familiar with me, and then you want to harm me, right?!"

Zhuang Yaohua and the others looked at each other and then said, "All is fair in war."

"You heard us plotting at the beginning."

"..."

Hearing this, Yanli fell silent.

Of course I heard it, but after the Demon King was mentioned, my vigilance disappeared completely.

He hadn't talked to anyone for many, many years, so he wanted to talk to someone.

I want to tell people about my story with the devil.

He also wanted to know whether the story of himself and the Demon King had spread to the four seas and eight wildernesses, and whether it had spread throughout the three realms.

After that, Zhuang Yaohua was heard speaking slowly.

"Your Excellency Yanli, please don't blame us. After all, we are from the Righteous Immortal Sect, and you are in league with the Demon King. We don't know what you will do to us if you leave us here, so we can only strike first."

"Although the roast chicken, roast duck, and roast goose we gave you earlier may have been meant to fool you, we still found your stories very interesting. We hope that we can have the opportunity to hear your stories again."

"..."

Aversion was silent.

Yanli sighed, his handsome face twisted for the first time, "Are you going to give me a slap and then a sweet date, little girl?!"

"You mean, I'm eager to tell you a story???"

"Why am I so happy to tell you a story?!"

"ah????"

Zhuang Yaohua blinked: "...Whether you like it or not, you can't tell us anymore. We should leave here."