The system is a stingy person, and the heroine is crazy

Sitting in the passenger seat, Su Mo looked at his bare feet and subconsciously lifted his legs onto the seat cushion.

Then she touched her clothes again and found sadly that she was still in her hospital gown and didn't even have her cell phone with her.

"Well, can we discuss something? Can we..." She wanted to ask if she could go back to the hospital to get a cell phone, but before she could finish her words, Fang Yurou rejected her on the spot.

"No!" Fang Yurou's refusal was clear and concise, without any negotiating tone.

"You can't do that before I finish my words!" Su Mo raised his eyebrows. He hadn't said anything yet, so this rejection seemed intentional.

"I know your little thoughts. You must be thinking about divorce. I don't agree!" Fang Yurou replied unhappily.

But what surprised Su Mo was that Fang Yurou not only guessed his thoughts wrong, but even acted as if she was right, saying, "You must be thinking this way."

Um...divorce...

The corner of Su Mo's mouth twitched slightly. Is this what Fang Yurou called understanding herself?

"What do you think is good about divorce?" Fang Yurou said angrily, with a hint of arrogance in her tone.

"Do you know what will happen if you leave me? The consequences will be very bad!" Fang Yurou glanced at Su Mo and spoke in a warning and threatening tone.

Su Mo raised his eyebrows, then turned to look at Fang Yurou, as if to ask him to tell me what the disadvantages are.

"If you leave me, you will be alone in the future, and then you will have to go to work to make money. Every day, you will go back and forth between home and the company. There is no way that the Su family will take you back."

"Find a job that works from nine to five. After get off work, no one will cook for you. You can only go out to eat and eat whatever barbecue or hot pot you like..."

Fang Yurou frowned slightly, then still said stubbornly, "When you go back, no one cleans the room and you're lazy, so you'll uh... find a helper to clean the house for you... You'll be bored alone late at night, so you'll ask a few people to play games with you, chat with them... and then meet up for a date if you have nothing else to do..."

what?

Fang Yurou raised her eyebrows. Why did it seem more and more wrong the more she talked?

How come it feels like leaving me is a win-win situation with no harm at all?

Based on her understanding of Su Mo, Su Mo is really capable of doing such a thing.

Seeing Su Mo's eyes full of longing and expectation, Fang Yurou gritted her teeth and continued speaking seriously.

"You think this is great, but you have to go to work, unless you are good enough to be taken care of by someone..." Fang Yurou suddenly had the urge to stop talking.

Being kept by someone, um, it seems that Su Mo does have a suitor who is a rich second-generation. Looking at their current relationship, it seems that he can really be kept by someone.

"But you have to know that when you sleep at night, no one will give you a massage or spa. You can only spend some money, go to a store, and ask a beautiful technician to... and get some other services... ah?"

There's something wrong with the painting style!

Fang Yurou's face wrinkled into a "川" shape, and then she looked at Su Mo in astonishment.

How come this gets more and more exciting?

Su Mo was trying to hold back his laughter while looking at Fang Yurou's dark face, and he felt that this girl was really awesome.

It looked like he was trying to brainwash himself, but why did his brain become more and more wrong the more he washed it?

Su Mo didn't know that Fang Yurou's shadow had become much larger at this moment.

After summarizing all this, Fang Yurou felt that she was useless and seemed unable to provide Su Mo with so many special services.

Even Fang Yurou herself felt as if she had been brainwashed. Wow, it turns out that getting a divorce would bring her so many benefits.

The brainwashing has caused me to have a psychological crisis. I also feel guilty that Su Mo has given up so much by staying by my side!

Holy shit!

"No, anyway, I don't agree to divorce. Just go home and be a good little loser. Can I serve you..." Fang Yurou's attitude seemed to be much lower.

If it were someone else, Fang Yurou felt that her threat would definitely work, but the person she was facing now was Su Mo, the man who made her like him inexplicably without doing anything.

Su Mo was amused. To be honest, she had seen many targets of attack who were sharp-tongued before, but this was the first time she saw someone who wanted to PUA her and then PUA himself while talking.

"So what I want to ask is, you should be Fang Yurou now, not someone else..."

"Nonsense, I'm not like you who swaps bodies on a regular basis or something..." Fang Yurou seemed to be feeling aggrieved because of what she just said.

"Well, so can we not divorce? I know I was wrong. It was all my fault before. I promise that I will change the things that make you unhappy in the future. Don't look for someone to play with, okay..."

"Remember what you said, I can consider it..." After making sure that Ling Qingyan had completely left, Su Mo curled his lips, intending to tease Fang Yurou.

"Do you like that little puppy who calls you sister..." Fang Yurou stared at Su Mo for a while before curling her lips.

"Yes, a little bit, what's the matter..." Su Mo raised his eyebrows, curious about what kind of good fart Fang Yurou could come up with.

"You should marry someone who likes you. Do you think this is right?"

Su Mo shook his head: "Why should I marry her if I don't even like her..."

"She can take care of you, can become excellent and better for you, so you see how tiring it is to like someone. I know you don't like me, but have you noticed that you are very relaxed when you are with me, you can eat snacks as much as you want, sleep in as much as you want... you can do whatever you want every day... except looking for a little sister..." Fang Yurou looked at Su Mo and continued to brainwash him.

"Besides, you don't like me very much, so you don't need to be mentally poisoned by me... I can still support you, don't you think? So I am the most suitable person for you."

"No, since there are so many unfavorable factors against you, why do you insist on being with me?" Su Mo asked puzzledly.

"Because I like you..." Fang Yurou's face flushed a little, as if she was embarrassed to say this.

Su Mo raised his eyebrows slightly, so Fang Yurou has a tendency to be abused?

"What about Ye Wanwan? If she stood in front of you, if she didn't deceive you and was sincere to you, what would you choose?" Su Mo raised his eyebrows with a hint of joking.

Mentioning your ex in front of your current one is like dancing on his grave.

"You." Fang Yurou said without any hesitation.

"Why do you think I have to bring women in front of you again and again? It's because you don't care about me!" Fang Yurou gritted her teeth and seemed a little aggrieved.

The corner of Su Mo's mouth twitched slightly. Why did he get involved again?

Didn't the plot say that the two of them treated each other with respect at the beginning?

Is this bastard Maoqiu used to hiding the plot?

"You didn't tell me that you liked me from the beginning, and then you went to fool the White Dragon King, saying that I could bring you blessings, and then your family believed it and agreed to this marriage. This is ridiculous..." Su Mo narrowed his eyes, looking like he didn't believe it.