The hell game begins, please choose your plug-in

Chih--

Purple flames swept out, instantly covering a large area of ​​zombie bees. Under the terrifying high temperature, the zombie bees were instantly burned to ashes!

The queen bee in the wreckage of the hive sensed that all of her worker bees had died. She became so angry that her eyes turned red, and she crawled out of the hive with a body as big as an adult. However, what greeted her was a sniper rifle that was locked onto her.

Bai Yao stared at the scope, the red dot in the center locked onto the Queen Bee's forehead, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised:

"Let's talk 123, eggplant!"

boom--

The queen bee's body exploded like a watermelon, and sticky and smelly liquid splattered all over the walls, which was extremely disgusting.

Looking at the gray-white liquid on the ceiling, Bai Yao asked the live broadcast room:

"Family, do you know what Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?"

[I know Michelangelo, but who is Kurt Cobain? ]

[Michelangelo was a sculptor, painter, architect, and poet during the Renaissance, and Kurt Cobain was a singer from the last century. What do these two people have in common?]

[Are they all men? ]

[All have beards? ]

[Wait, who has the software for electronic wooden fish, please send it to me! ]

[I have it, add me! ]

【…】

[Thanks, brother. I downloaded it, but why is there an extra panda holding incense on my computer? ]

【…】

[What the hell, it's a virus! Fuck you￥_@34%#!……]

【…】

Bai Yao cleared his throat and said slowly:

“What they all have in common is that they all use their brains to paint the ceiling!”

【……ah? 】

[No, this is pure hell! ]

[For those who don’t know, let me explain that Kurt Cobain committed suicide by swallowing a gun, so his brains would splatter on the ceiling…]

[One is painting with the brain, the other is painting with the “brain”! 】

[It's over, my cyber merits are not enough! ]

[I have the latest version of electronic wooden fish, do you want it? ]

【roll! ! ! 】

【…】

After telling the hell joke, Bai Yao did not pay too much attention to the barrage, but focused on upgrading his weapons.

The zombie queen bee just now provided him with 300 crystal cores, which just met the upgrade conditions.

[Experience is full, please choose to upgrade the module:]

[Option 1: Accurately search for enemies [The scope can see through obstacles. ps. To prevent the host from being irritated, clothing cannot be seen through]]

[Option 2: Kennedy [Automatically lock onto the target's head closest to the crosshair]]

[Option 3: Extreme Shooting [Range increased to meters]]

White demon: “…”

Putting aside the meaning of the first option that forbids sex, isn’t this second option a bit too imaginative?

"System, why are you also playing a joke on hell?"

The system sighed in Bai Yao's mind, and then simulated a human head model with a slap mark on the model's face.

[I won’t play anymore. Jesus is too stingy. I just told a few hell jokes and He slapped me! If you don’t believe me, look, there’s a hole in the middle of the slap mark! ]

White demon: “…”

The one who was nailed to the cross, right?

No, this is too hellish, isn't it?

System, are you sure this is really okay?

"Choose the first one..."

With a click, the module loading is complete.

Bai Yao picked up the sniper rifle and took a quick aim. Sure enough, the buildings seemed to be non-existent in the scope, and he could easily see through the zombies on the back of the buildings.

I took a look at the upgrade conditions for lv.3, which was to kill a zombie with 1000 crystal cores.

The white demon looked around, but there was nothing in its field of vision, so it had no choice but to give up.

When we returned to the camp, the meal was ready.

After eating and drinking, we continued on our way.

……

three days later.

Successfully reached the industrial area.

"It's back again! I don't know if the human-faced zombie is still there. Patrick didn't blow it up last time, but this time I have the help of a heavy machine gun and my AX50. I don't believe I can't kill it!"

Bai Yao said confidently.

At this moment, a sad and gentle sigh attracted Bai Yao's attention.

"Sun Ting, what's wrong with you? Was your wife robbed?"

Sun Ting, who was feeling sad: "???"

No, why do you always have nothing nice to say?

He glanced at Bai Yao with resentment and sighed:

"No, I just realized today that you all seem to be taller than me! It's funny, I'm 22 years old, and I'm only 1.65 meters tall. No one would look up to me when I want to date a girl..."

"It would be great if the Hell Game could give me a skill to grow taller..."

Seeing that Sun Ting was in a low mood, Bai Yao decided to comfort him:

"Height is not the only criterion for measuring personal value.

Everyone has their own unique charm and value. What is more important than height is your talent and kindness!"

[What's going on? The dog spits out ivory! ? ]

[It's unbelievable that my wife can actually comfort me? ]

[Today the sun came out from the toilet, my wife is so weird and a little scary! ]

【Something must be wrong when it’s not normal! Someone, bring the electronic wooden fish! 】

[I have the latest version of electronic wooden fish, who wants it? ]

【roll! ! ! 】

【…】

Sun Ting didn't expect that the one who comforted him would be the most poisonous white demon!

I was so moved that I couldn't express it in words.

"Thank you, I'm much better now!"

Bai Yao waved his hand, "It's okay. I've said too many things against my will. Although the probability of being struck by lightning is increasing, if you want to listen, I can tell you a few more words."

"Oh, by the way, I'm 1.7 meters tall!"

Sun Ting's smiling face froze on his face, and tears were streaming down his face.

He should have thought of it earlier. With Bai Yao's bad personality, how could she possibly comfort him?

My heart finally died!

【As expected! 】

【I finally feel relieved! 】

[Almost violated the character setting! 】

[I said, how can a wife comfort someone? He can only pierce her heart with a steel needle! ]

[When I heard my wife comforting me, I felt like the sky was falling! Fortunately, everything was fake! ]

[No, are you all Ai Mu? ]

【…】

"One of the signal towers in the industrial area is right in front of us, by the sea. Let's go!"

After simply looting some supplies, Fu Yan planned to set off immediately.

Now half of the total game time has passed, and the game will be over in fifteen days.

But the zombie king hadn't made any big noise, which made him feel a little uneasy...

Just as everyone was getting ready to set off, suddenly, several figures emerged from the alley.

"stop!"

Bai Yao took a quick look and saw five children who looked to be about fifteen or sixteen years old, and five uncles and aunts who were in their fifties or sixties.

He still had a gun in his hand.

"My goodness, are parent-child games so popular now? You guys have even discovered a niche track like playing parent-child games in the Hell Game!"

Bai Yao, who was standing at the front, made a gesture to Fu Yan, asking him to take his men into the car.

Fu Yan understood and started to act.