Comprehensive film and television: Extreme reversal and inevitable death

Good news, good news!

The ancestors who had collectively come out to knock on the door the night before because of the presence of Yang Xuewu and Gao Changgong, came to the villagers in their dreams tonight!

The ancestors, who had regained their appearance before their death, first verbally praised their descendants for their courage in fighting the evil spirits, and then comforted the worried descendants.

They thought that their physical discomfort over the past two days was all caused by the evil wind blown up by the evil spirits, and that their three souls and seven spirits were damaged, so they were having diarrhea.

But, don’t worry!

Since there are evil spirits in this world, there will naturally be Bodhisattvas to subdue them. Tomorrow the Bodhisattvas will come to help everyone to ? (fu)禊 (xi) and get rid of disasters.

After saying this, the ancestors were covered in golden light and happily reincarnated, leaving only the villagers awakened from their dreams, looking at the people around them in a daze.

There were a few unlucky people who had diarrhea in the middle of the night. When Zheng Er was dreaming, he didn't check whether everyone was in bed. As a result, several people treated the toilet as their home after waking up from their dreams.

He ran to the river to take a bath at night, covering his buttocks, leaving behind a legend of smell along the way.

Because of the reminder from her ancestors, the next day, when Zheng Er slowly descended from the sky to this small mountain village on a spinning lotus platform, she was greeted with the unreserved trust of all the villagers.

For people of this era, gods and Buddhas are fickle and have ears but no heart, so they are far less trustworthy than dreams from their ancestors. Unless they can really witness the miracles bestowed by gods and gain real benefits, that is enough.

Fortunately, these two things are exactly what Zheng Er is best at.

When the Yangzhi nectar was sprinkled, the weather suddenly changed and everything came back to life. The villagers were stunned and immediately became Zheng Er's most devout believers.

In fact, it is an old trick. The small system calculated the time accurately and launched the rain-inducing bomb. This is not something that the beauties are good at, but for the small system, it has long become a small matter that can be easily controlled.

As for the rejuvenation of all things, that is even simpler.

While Zheng Er was wearing the [Cinderella Halo], she also very cleverly put on the [Boss Halo] for herself.

Anyway, she already loves herself very much, so there is no need to worry about being adversely affected by the [domineering president aura].

The combination of the two directly produces magical effects.

The powerful attraction from the [Boss Halo] and the compassion filter from the [Cinderella Halo] combine at full power and even have a powerful effect on non-human creatures.

The end result is that Zheng'er, with her double halo, can make all kinds of plants compete to bloom and bear fruit to please her. All plants are proud of being able to bloom the most beautiful flowers and bear the largest fruits, and strive hard to get Zheng'er's attention.

Then enthrone the most powerful one as the number one boss in the plant world.

Not just the plants, but the rivers as well.

As Zheng'er got closer, the rushing river seemed to have self-awareness, and the waves hitting the shore formed one heart-shaped wave after another.

Even the speed of the water flow was more than twice as slow as usual.

As the saying goes: Fallen flowers have feelings, but flowing water is heartless.

This kind of natural phenomenon became a decoration for Zheng'er. If the laws of nature were not still working hard, the water in the stream in front of him would seem to want to stop, so that Zheng'er could take a closer look at them, which would be a good thing.

In addition to the water current, the fishing in the river also seemed particularly active today.

Fish, shrimps, crabs, loaches, water snakes, frogs... and other aquatic animals all kept jumping onto the shore, as if they were afraid that if they didn't jump high enough, Zheng'er would not be able to notice them.

At this moment, their concern was so great that they could only think of Zheng'er. They didn't even care whether they could jump back into the water after jumping onto the shore.

This is called a warrior charging for love!

To the empty-headed villagers, all these inappropriate courtship behaviors seemed as if the mountain gods and river gods were eager to offer sacrifices to Zheng'er, the living Bodhisattva.

For a moment, their gazes towards Zheng Er became even more passionate.

After Zheng Er revealed that her identity in the mortal world was still the current queen of Northern Qi, the villagers were even more excited and cheered. They felt that their backbones were now particularly strong and they could definitely defeat one of the evil people of Northern Zhou with one punch!

Anyway, they can even fight off monsters, they are super strong!

"I came to this world to subdue the demon that caused chaos for three hundred years and bring peace to the world. Unfortunately, the demon absorbed a lot of the dynasty's fortune and was good at using the secrets of heaven to conceal herself, which is why she escaped."

Zheng Er casually made up an excuse for her late arrival, which was not completely nonsense. After all, it was a fact that Yang Xuewu and her people worked together to steal the lives of others.

After hearing this, the villagers nodded one after another, agreeing with Zheng Er's statement.

After all, the identities of the two evildoers are now clear: one is the prince who was trying to rebel a few days ago, and the other is a princess whose origins are unknown and even her family can't explain clearly.

When they united together, they must have absorbed a lot of the imperial luck of the Northern Qi Dynasty.

No wonder people all say that Prince Lanling, the war god of Northern Qi, is so capable in fighting and compassionate to the poor and weak, but their lives are getting worse and worse.

It turns out that it was just talk. This bunch of evildoers never thought about doing anything practical for the common people from beginning to end!

Bah, what a pair of luck-killing worms!

Seeing the villagers collectively "enlightened", Zheng Er couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.

The more people see the true face of Yang Xuewu and Gao Changgong who only know how to talk, the more people will firmly believe in the "fact" that they are an evil couple.

Coupled with word of mouth from all sides, she believed that soon, the enchantress Yang Xuewu would completely replace her title of goddess, which was not well accepted and understood by the public.

After a rain of laxatives and medicine-stopping drugs fell on the villagers, Zheng'er left.

Of course, before leaving, she did not disappoint the kindness of the flowers and the river. She took out the fish basket, picked a few flowers, and put a few fresh fish in it.

Great, we can have fresh fish soup tonight.

She was wearing a long white dress, carrying a fish basket, and her long hair was flowing.

This is the Fish Basket Guanyin.

The grateful villagers knelt on the ground, put their hands together, and kowtowed repeatedly in the direction where Zheng Er left. After harvesting a basket of fish delivered to their doorstep, everyone spontaneously became Zheng Er's most loyal believer.

They decided to visit relatives and friends starting tomorrow and spread the strange things they had encountered in the past few days.

In short, if they don’t brag about things like chasing away monsters and encountering living Buddhas, they will feel very uncomfortable!

In the month after Zheng Er left, the old carpenter at the foot of the mountain was repeatedly overwhelmed with orders, and every household in the village asked for a statue of Guanyin with a fish basket with Zheng Er's face to worship.