Comprehensive film and television: Extreme reversal and inevitable death
Chapter 202: White-faced and fair-skinned man is often ill
Fang Duobing came to see the witch alone later.
Anyway, Li Lianhua gave the "Water-Repellent Beads" to him and Di Feisheng, so they can go down to the sea anytime they want.
Although he didn't know the way at all, it was not a big problem. He just had to remember to keep sinking until he heard a yellow sponge and a pink starfish laughing crazily. Then Fang Duobing would know that he must be not far from the Crystal Palace.
Fang Duobing didn't have many dreams in his life. Although his life was rough, he was not lacking in love from his parents.
At most, it's just because he has been weak since childhood, so he especially longs to go out and explore the world and become a great detective.
And this dream was almost fulfilled after I met Li Lianhua by chance.
But now, Li Lianhua is busy being a fisherman, Di Feisheng holds on to his precious mirror every day, and he also has to deal with that sticky oil lamp Jiao Liqiao, so he really can't take care of himself.
The legendary three-member detective team was disbanded on the spot just like that. Fang Duobing felt very uncomfortable!
He also wanted to be the best in the world, but what he wanted to compete in was not martial arts, but detective ability.
Fang Duobing's dream is to become the best detective in the world!
Justice Bao is his dream idol!
However, although he had learned a lot from Li Lianhua before, he encountered all kinds of miscellaneous things later, and now he was suddenly left alone...
Fang Duobing is somewhat like a single person who cannot handle everything.
He is actually very smart. After seeing the clues, it's not that he was confused. It's just that every partner accompanied him to sort out the clues of the case in the middle of the night. He felt really uncomfortable!
If no one around him is willing to listen to him, he will go crazy, okay! ?
So, here he came, with a sad face, to look for the magical and easy-to-talk senior witch.
"Senior, please have mercy on me and save me! I don't ask for me to become a versatile judge like Bao Qingtian, who can judge cases by day and by night. I just want to find a partner who can solve cases with me and who doesn't mind my chatterbox!
Can you please show me one? If that doesn't work, please show me a way and I can find it myself!
Hey, how about... you talk to Li Lianhua and ask him to lend me the vixen for thirty to fifty years, and I will return it to him when I retire!"
As expected of Mr. Fang, he is a playful guy by nature. He always thinks and acts accordingly.
He was not afraid of strangers and was very outgoing. After knowing that Wu Gu was very tolerant of them, he would come to visit her every now and then.
Although he was forced to be a test subject many times and drank many strange potions, which made him grow wings and turn into a lion, he still had a lot of fun.
To be honest, Senior Wu Gu's potion is good in every way, except that it tastes too hard.
One breath kills, two breaths lead to ascension to heaven, three breaths bring back the soul, it’s amazing!
The witch was annoyed by Fang Duobing's harassment and finally gave in. She took some of his blood and some of his luck. Then, she took out a puppet in overalls that was very good at singing, dancing and playing Cuju from her little pocket in the other dimension, cursing.
"Take it, take it! His name is Cao Pinuo, which means a promise is worth a thousand gold. He is a very honest boy who hates lying the most.
Besides, he doesn't talk much and is willing to listen. You can take him with you on your travels, and he is the most suitable detective partner for you."
Fang Duobing happily left with the city puppet, whose original name was Pinocchio and now was Pinocchio, and was looking forward to the next detective journey with great joy.
This time, Wu Gu did not forget to modify Cao Pino's core settings.
Originally, his nose would grow longer if he lied, but after being modified by the witch, it became - "When a lie is detected, the holder's nose will grow longer."
So, it is conceivable that when Fang Duobing happily opened the first case with Cao Pinuo, he suddenly found that his nose was getting longer and longer when he was trying the criminal...
In the end, he even pushed the prisoner against the wall... At that time, he was so helpless, socially helpless and embarrassed.
Although it was finally proven that the person his long nose hit was indeed the real murderer, the point is, his famous social death scene also really happened!!!
Fortunately, after the criminal confessed his guilt and was sentenced, Fang Duobing's long nose shrank back automatically. Otherwise, Fang Duobing would have to hang himself with his long nose in front of people around him who looked at him as a monster!
However, as for embarrassing things, I would still mind it the first and second time, but by the fifth and sixth time, I had gradually gotten used to it.
By the ninth and tenth time, embarrassment will no longer be embarrassment, but a personal characteristic of Detective Fang!
Do you understand how difficult it is to have a personal characteristic that can be recognized at a glance in today's extremely inward-looking world?
The value of this long nose is absolutely amazing!
As the old saying goes, if one loses face enough, he or she will be able to let himself or herself go completely!
Ever since Fang Duobing started to become shameless, he felt that the whole world had become much better. He could curse whenever he wanted and take action when he saw injustice. It was nothing like before, when he had to consider his identity, background, and idol image.
Now he is free from all burdens and feels relaxed!
In this way, Fang Duobing, who traveled all over the country with Cao Pinuo, actually made a name for himself many years later.
He became the famous judge and the world's number one detective - "Jade-faced Elephant Lord Fang Xiaobao"!
In fact, his original nickname was "The Evil Long-nosed King"...
But in the end, Fang Duobing fought his way from the East China Sea to the West Lake, and from the South Mountain to the North Marmoset, and forcibly changed it into the barely audible "Jade-faced Elephant Lord".
Although he says he has no idol image anymore, he still has some.
Cao Pino accompanied Fang Duobing throughout his growth, acting as a qualified partner and listener.
However, no one ever thought that the puppet carried on the shoulder of the world's number one detective was alive. Most people just thought that Fang Duobing had learned ventriloquism by the way.
Just like no one knows that there is a local tycoon carpenter on the coast of the East China Sea who likes to use pearls as decorations. He is the former famous swordsman Li Xiangyi and later the miracle doctor Li Lianhua.
No one would know why Di Feisheng, a martial arts fanatic, suddenly put down his butcher knife and picked up an eyebrow pencil instead.
No one knew that although Jiao Liqiao had not yet caught up with Di Feisheng, she had already successfully become the number one model beside him by virtue of her face and the courage to let Di Feisheng put random makeup on her face!
The lifespan of mermaids is three hundred years, so the witch also gave the world three hundred years to evolve.
If he succeeds in ascending to the next level, he can naturally make a huge profit from the world consciousness.
If the upgrade fails, it will not be a loss for Him, because He has had enough fun anyway.
——End of Lotus Tower
(The next guest is Princess Maode after the Jingkang Incident in the Northern Song Dynasty.)
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