Comprehensive film and television: Extreme reversal and inevitable death

“You may not believe what I am about to say. But putting aside all the impossibilities, no matter how outrageous the rest is, it is the truth.

And the fact is - you really are a fish!"

Watching the witch take off her tight black robe, revealing the huge octopus tentacles under her skirt, Li Lianhua was completely silent, but then rubbed her eyes in despair.

You say... if a person's eyes become blind and then regain their sight, will there be some strange side effects?

For example, you mistake the legs of a living person, oh, a living god, for octopus tentacles or something?

Oh yes, it wasn’t just his eyes, his ears seemed to have problems as well. Otherwise, how could he have heard Senior Wu Gu say that his true form was a fish?

Most importantly, don’t the Ten Witches live in the mountains?

So, why are there octopuses in the mountains?!

It’s a talking octopus!!!

"The East China Sea has been the home of mermaids since ancient times. You entered the sea twice while unconscious and survived. Isn't this enough to prove the point?"

Li Lianhua put her two paws into her sleeves in distress, with a helpless look on her face, and said:

"Senior, isn't your statement biased? Can't I just be lucky?"

Faced with this question, the witch slowly uttered an even more heartbreaking rhetorical question.

"No, Li Lianhua, how's your luck? Don't you have any idea of ​​it?"

"...Okay, senior, let's not discuss this painful topic anymore, let's continue talking about fish!"

Thus, as the witch spoke eloquently, Li Lianhua heard a fairy tale full of fantasy and magic, which was a completely modified version of "The Little Mermaid".

Of course, in the mouth of the witch, this story became "A Few Things About the Silly and Innocent Mermaid Princess and the Stupid Foot Fetish Prince".

In his story, the mermaid princess finally returned to the East China Sea after giving birth to a mermaid hybrid.

And Li Lianhua is the descendant of that mermaid hybrid.

Originally, he only had the appearance of a human, but because he was injured many times and went into the sea, he is now only a little bit away from fully activating his mermaid bloodline!

In response, Li Lianhua said: …Why am I mixed-race everywhere I go? ? ?

"You have been gifted since childhood, and your talent in martial arts is far beyond that of ordinary people. You can remember everything you see once. If ordinary people are outstanding, they will only have one talent, but you have all of them.

Don't you really have no doubt that you are not a human being at all?"

At this moment, the male protagonist Li, who possesses a perfect personality, suddenly thought of the tearful accusation made to him by his good senior brother before his death, and inexplicably felt a little guilty.

Hiss...he can't be...really a fish!

Let us congratulate contestant Li Lianhua, who has completely fallen into Wu Gu's language trap and cannot get out at all.

Although he lost the big trick game, the referee thought it was not easy for him to last that long.

He is still glorious even though he lost!

"Senior, I have one last question."

"Just ask me, I have a magical conch, I know everything!"

"I want to know, after becoming a mermaid...can I change back again?"

Hearing this, the starry sky on the witch's face suddenly jumped. Li Lianhua frowned in confusion, waiting for an answer.

"Others may not be able to do this, but you should be able to do it."

"Thank you for clearing up my confusion, I understand. Please give me some medicine, I want to go to the East China Sea to have a look."

Li Lianhua was indeed a genius of his generation. Even though his sense of taste had fully recovered, he was still able to finish the strange little potion handed to him by the witch in one breath without changing his expression.

……

As early as when it was decided to make Li Lianhua a fish, Wu Gu took the lead in diving into the East China Sea to set up the venue. That was why she arrived late after Li Lianhua woke up.

Just kidding, when it comes to performing, He has always been very serious.

Well, this is called professionalism!

The Crystal Palace is too luxurious and I can’t afford it, so I’ll just build a Magic Fairy Castle as a low-end version. Anyway, Li Lianhua has never seen the real one.

It is even easier to find merman companions. When he was Langya, he created a group of mermaids. In addition to the maids who were as beautiful as fairies, there were also various muscular guards who were dressed very coolly.

He had indulged his fascination with face-pinching at that time, and now it came in handy!

As soon as AI was stuffed into the shells of the cement mermaids, the entire Crystal Palace came to life in an instant!

In addition to key characters such as the mermaid, the witch also created some Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick, SpongeBob and so on... After all, the underwater species have to be more diverse.

Who says sponges can’t become spirits?

As for why they were unable to grow into human form after becoming spirits, you should stay out of their own business.

The question is, different races have different aesthetics.

The main point is tolerance, do you know?

So, when Li Lianhua clumsily swung his silver-blue fish tail and followed the witch and the fox spirit to the legendary Crystal Palace, his expression became extremely strange.

This is normal. After all, what good person wouldn't feel confused when seeing a sponge as a chef?

Oh, and there was also a big red crab following him diligently, flattering him constantly, no, flattering the fish, trying to get him to give more tips.

The cement sharks were quite enthusiastic about Li Lianhua and kept circling around him. One said he was too thin, and another said he had suffered a lot.

Li Lianhua experienced the warmth of relatives from her hometown!

When he finally escaped, Li Lianhua couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He realized that the mermaids were very stupid and naive, and were very curious about the human world.

No wonder in the witch's story, the little princess fell in love with a human prince so easily.

Finally, he found the witch lying leisurely on the roof of the pink bud-shaped crystal palace and asked solemnly:

"Senior, the mermaid princess gave up her voice to become a human, so what do I need to give?"

The witch's answer to him was: "It has already paid the price for you."