Comprehensive film and television: Extreme reversal and inevitable death

“You may not believe what I am about to say. But putting aside all the impossibilities, no matter how outrageous the rest is, it is the truth.

And the fact is - you really are a fish!"

Li Lianhua just opened her eyes: ...Ah? Who! Me!?

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It all started one day ago.

Chi Yining encountered the biggest challenge of his career. He welcomed a special guest - a small yellow dog.

"What obsession do you have?"

"Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

The big yellow dog swung its tail happily, its long ears trembling, and it opened its mouth wide and stuck out its tongue towards the twisted grey fog. It didn't look like it had any obsession at all.

"..."

The strange gray fog twitched in rhythm with the big yellow dog's tail wagging, and Chi Yining felt that his own brain nerves were twitching along with it.

After a long while, Chi Yining stretched out his claws and grabbed the small system that was sleeping soundly in the corner.

"Bobosi, I have a very important task for you now."

The little system rubbed his sleepy eyes, looking confused.

"what?"

“See that dog grinning?”

"I see... Wait! Master, you are not planning to keep another pet behind my back! No! What's so good about a dog! Can it go out to work and earn money to support the family!?"

Seeing the big yellow dog, the sleepiness of the small system disappeared instantly. Its two big eyes flashed with a sharp light. In a flash, it secretly downloaded "Pet's Secret Tricks to Win Favor" for itself in the small program.

"…What are you thinking about! Go, have a good chat with it. You two are not human, so you must have a lot to talk about. Come back and translate it for me after you finish chatting. If you miss a word, all the private money you hid in the core program will be gone!"

How can a poor and miserable migrant worker be better than his cruel, black and unreasonable master?

It could only curse (in its heart) while resignedly walking up to the big yellow dog.

Next, the dog and the dog started a conversation with you "woof woof woof" and me "oh oh oh".

If we round it off, how come it can't be considered a hearty feast of chickens crowing and dogs barking?

After a moment, the small system rolled back smoothly.

"Master, it said its name is Fox Spirit. It is a handsome, loyal and good dog."

The small system pointed behind itself, and the big yellow dog named Fox Spirit was also quite human-like, as if it could understand what the small system was saying. It immediately sat up proudly with its chest puffed out, then stuck out its tongue and continued to "huff".

"It was very happy in the first half of its life. It had meat and bones to chew on and a place to roam. Until its owner became seriously ill and disappeared.

Therefore, it has only one obsession, which is to find its owner and cure his illness.

Then, they continued to wander around the world with one person, one dog and one RV, running under the sunset, looking for their lost youth. "

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple."

"Okay, if it's that simple, I'll make the decision. This business is now in your hands! Come on, Bobosi, you have to work hard to be a good dog too!"

“Ah? Ah——!? Master, how could you do this!?”

So, just like that, amid the wailing of the little system, He and it returned to the human world.

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The waves are surging on the coast of the East China Sea.

As a red glow gradually rose in the east, countless whirlpools were suddenly stirred up artificially under the silent abyss of death.

Suddenly, the water flow was broken, ripples appeared on the calm water surface, and a huge dog's head suddenly emerged from the water.

The giant beast skillfully used its ancestral dog-paddle swimming method and swam all the way to the shore.

If you look closely, you can see that on the back of this yellow dog, which is about five or six meters long, there is an unconscious man lying!

Li Lianhua thought that he would leave the world and no longer be entangled in the right and wrong of the world. However, before he died, he heard a strange and ethereal voice.

"Good job, good dog!"

"Wang!"

Hey, you know what, he actually found the dog's barking sound quite familiar.

……

The fire was burning brightly, making a crackling sound, with sparks occasionally flying up and falling to the ground.

Li Lianhua opened his eyes and saw a big yellow dog head with its mouth wide open, grinning at him foolishly and drooling.

"…vixen? How did you find me?"

He sat up, rubbed his aching forehead, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

"That's not right...how did I see that?"

Not only did his blind eyes recover, but his arms also regained sensation.

Li Lianhua never believed in the existence of so-called miracles in the world, but at this moment, he had to believe that there might really be some mountain spirits and ghosts in the world... otherwise he would not be able to explain the current situation.

It couldn't be that he jumped into the water and not only became the number one diving champion in the martial arts world, but also jumped away the green tea poison in his body? ? ?

"Fox spirit, fox spirit, you didn't really find a great immortal or some hidden divine doctor to save me, did you?"

"That's it."

"Wow, I didn't know you're so...capable now..."

Maybe it was because his meridians were blocked and he had been stupid for too long. Only when he was halfway through his words did Li Lianhua suddenly turn his head and look up in the direction of the strange voice. He saw a woman in a black robe, whose face he could not see clearly no matter what...?

Maybe it's a woman?

It sounds like it anyway.

The man walked slowly towards him until the firelight reflected on his face, and Li Lianhua's pupils suddenly contracted.

He guessed wrong just now. The person in front of him, no, he is not a human at all!

He has no face, and what appears under the black robe is a completely distorted starry sky!

"you are……?"

Li Lianhua subconsciously used a slightly respectful tone. Although he did not worship gods and Buddhas, he also respected the heavens and the earth and honored ghosts and gods.

"In the past, there was a sacred mountain to the west of the Great Wilderness. Ten witches lived in the mountain. I am the witch lady."

"It happened in front of our ancestors. Li Lianhua is being rude."

It works, now everything works!

Li Lianhua finally understood that she had indeed met a miracle doctor, the god of gods.

The Ten Witches of Lingshan are all proficient in medicine and divination.

That’s why he was able to find him under the abyss and cure him of the most poisonous poison in the world, and he didn’t even have to face it… He really didn’t find this strange at all now…

How strange!

It’s even more strange, God knows how the fox spirit met this kind of big guy who only exists in fairy tales!!!

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The Ten Witches: The Ten Witches are ten wizards in ancient Chinese legends who are good at medicine and divination. They are: Wuxian, Wuji, Wuju, Wupeng, Wugu, Wuzhen, Wuli, Wudi, Wuxie, and Wuluo.