Genshin Impact: The General's Fox Fairy Husband

"Mr. Bai Ran, please correct your attitude.

Three citizens of Liyue were killed by you, you must give an explanation to our Liyue officials."

Facing the nonchalant look of the white-haired fox fairy,

Ye Lan, who was usually calm, became extremely angry. She slammed the table and stood up.

If the other party is not from Inazuma, or a big shot in Inazuma,

Ye Lan has already used torture, such as tying up the white-haired fox fairy with steel wire.

"Oh my, what are you telling me? I don't understand."

Bai Ran touched his ear and said indifferently.

"This is the identification of those three people. They are not members of the treasure-stealing group. They are legitimate citizens of Liyue."

Ye Lan threw out the official identity information of the three people.

"If I say they are a treasure-stealing group, then they are a treasure-stealing group.

What, do you still want me to lock you up?"

Let's not talk about whether Liyue Prison can hold a demon god's follower.

As the leader of the Inazuma shogunate and the fiancé of the god Rai Kaname,

If Ye Lan really wanted to order the White-haired Fox Fairy to be imprisoned, she would probably have to pack up and leave the next day.

Don't be fooled by the white-haired fox fairy's cheerful and unserious appearance.

But if you don't give him face, he will let you see the fox fairy's tricks. (Bai Ran: I don't eat beef)

Besides, I have been killing monsters for hundreds of years.

How can I not tell whether those three things belong to the treasure-stealing group?

Bai Ran originally wanted to use the Qilin Bow, but found out that they had no horses at all.

"So Miss Ye Lan, please stop slamming the table in front of me.

If you have the energy, why not go out and buy me some fried tofu."

Ye Lan: Amenos...

Faced with this situation where he admitted to the "crime" but could not be tried or even handcuffed.

Ye Lan felt frustrated and anxious.

Even when facing a Fatui executive who had committed a crime, if the other party was arrogant, Ye Lan would dare to go up and cut off one of his arms first to make him understand that all evil in Liyue would be brought to justice.

But this white-haired fox fairy, even if he were to come to Liyue,

I guess I can become an immortal. (Do you like to eat fried tofu?)

There must be some reason (serious illness) for the immortal to do this.

"Okay, just wait for me, I'll go buy some fried tofu and stuff you to death!"

Ye Lan left after saying something harsh.

Of course, with so many subordinates around, she didn't have to go to the market in person to buy fried tofu.

Because she still had to interrogate the noodle shop owner.

Although the direct cause of death of the three people was dismemberment by the white-haired fox fairy,

But before these three people died, they had an argument with the owner in the noodle shop. Ye Lan suspected that there might be some unspeakable secrets.

……

Another interrogation room

Unlike the white-haired fox fairy who can lie on the table and treat the interrogation room as a lounge.

The noodle shop owner, a middle-aged man, had no idea what he had done wrong.

When he was forcibly handcuffed and pinned to the ground, the middle-aged man's mind went blank.

He thought about all the bad things he had done in his life, but couldn't figure out why.

Could it be that because I left over the eggs that weren’t sold in the evening and sold them as tea eggs the next morning, the customers got sick from eating them?

That shouldn’t be the case, as his family members are also eating it.

"Chen Dazhuang, these three guys died on the road after leaving your noodle shop.

I heard from the customers who were in the store at that time that they had an argument with you in your noodle shop.

So we suspect you are involved in the deaths of these three people.”

There are too many buffs on the white-haired fox fairy, and Ye Lan can't move.

But the noodle shop owner is just an ordinary person, can he not do anything? Ye Lan, I am the master of Liyue's soup. How can I ignore the dismemberment of the people in broad daylight?

"How could I possibly kill someone?"

Ye Lan took out photos of three people and a photo of bodies scattered on the ground.

The noodle shop owner turned pale and shook his head vigorously to deny it.

Noodle shop owner: Which big brother did this? He did something that I wanted to do but didn’t dare to do.

"You didn't kill anyone directly, but I suspect you have a significant relationship with this case."

The murder case involving three Liyue citizens must be explained to the people.

As for putting the blame on the monsters? No, then the Qianyan Army will be scolded.

After all, you are spending the taxpayers' money of Liyue, but letting the people of Liyue be slaughtered by monsters in the wild?

Geneva, get your money back!

"I really didn't do anything, sir. I am a good citizen."

The middle-aged man was very emotional. He had been running the noodle shop for half his life. Let alone killing people, he wouldn't even dare to kill a pig during the Chinese New Year.

"Good citizen? I heard you sell a bowl of noodles for 200 Mora.

Tell me, do you have any other intentions? "

Born into a wealthy family, Ye Lan felt that the boss was not making any money, let alone noodles that cost 200 Mora. Even if it was noodles that cost 1000 Mora, Ye Lan would feel that the boss was not making any money.

The middle-aged man in front of me has been able to persist for more than ten years, and the price has never changed.

Maybe, he used these cheap noodles to build good relationships with the miners, and then privately asked the miners to bring some ore to him so that he could sell it?

Bai Ran: I am a cook, this is to add dishes

Ningguang, you, an agent, might have been recruited from the Tang Dynasty, so Tang.

Okay, okay, I don’t mean to ruin Ye Lan’s character or anything.

It’s because from Ye Lan’s perspective, the nature of the case is serious and the identity of the main culprit is sensitive, so he cannot be touched, so he has to let the little guy take the blame.

After all, this is the simplest and best way to deal with the situation with the least impact.

There is not so much justice in the world. Being able to achieve relative fairness is already the limit.

"Why hasn't my fried tofu arrived yet?"

The door of the interrogation room was pushed open, and Bai Ran walked in and complained.

Then I happened to see the noodle shop owner tied to a chair.

Bai Ran: Huh?

Ye Lan: Huh?

Bai Ran: Huh?

Ye Lan: Huh?

……

dozens of minutes later

The noodle shop owner looked at the white-haired fox fairy beside him, breathing in the fresh air outside, feeling a little unbelievable.

Middle-aged man: Who is this customer? Why is he scolding those superiors like he is scolding his grandson?

"Well, I haven't had time to introduce myself yet. I am the lord of the Himiki Castle on Inazuma Yae Island.

Feimu City is building the Liyue Commercial Street. I think your craftsmanship is very good.

Are you interested in opening a knife-cut noodle restaurant in my area?

I provide the shop for free, tax-free for the first three years, and only need to pay 10% business tax from the fourth year onwards."

Traveler: You are the Lord of Feimu City, then who is I?

"Thank you for your kindness, sir. I will continue to run my small noodle shop next to the mine. The workers in the mine cannot do without my noodle shop."

Chen Dazhuang had no intention of leaving.

Although the conditions offered by the fox fairy were very tempting and could even make his family much richer,

But he didn't originally intend to make a lot of money by opening the noodle shop.

If he left, the brothers in the mine would either have to eat dry steamed buns or go to the expensive mine canteen. In any case, they would never be able to eat large amounts of cheap hot noodles again.

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