Rebirth 1983: The counterattack started from hunting in the mountains
Chapter 26 I only regret that my parents didn't give me two more legs
Dododo... Kakakaka...
This annoying sound came from the woods from time to time.
Chen Ergou was awakened by this sound.
At this time, the forest was pitch black. There was not even a ghost in sight, and there was no sign of Zhang Yaoyang around him. He was so panicked that he almost rolled off the rock.
"Yaoyang... Zhang Yaoyang... where are you? Come out soon?"
……
Dododo... Kakakaka...
The strange sound came again, and it sounded like the sound of a piece of wood hitting a brick. It was a bit dull, but deafening. Every time it hit him, it felt terrible...
At this time, Zhang Yaoyang was busy cutting down trees. He finally found a large group of redwoods. Except for the younger ones, all the ones that were over a hundred years old were cut down by him.
He worked from morning till night, and he was so busy that sparks were coming out of his shoulders.
I was just a few more axes away from finishing the work, but unexpectedly I heard Chen Ergou's unpleasant, hoarse voice, like a funeral cry.
He ignored it and after a few fierce blows with the hammer, he finally harvested another redwood.
This thing takes up too much space. One third of the space in the warehouse equipped with his golden finger has been occupied.
After getting some leaves and grass humus to cover the chopped tree stumps, he came over empty-handed with a flashlight.
"What are you yelling about? I can hear you screaming from a distance..."
As soon as Zhang Yaoyang's figure appeared, Chen Ergou became extremely excited and pounced on him like crazy.
"Oh my god, you're crazy...get out of here!"
Zhang Yaoyang dodged in time at the last moment.
Sadly, Chen Ergou missed his target and fell to the ground, screaming in pain.
"Er Gou, you are so timid, why don't you just change your name to Chen Er Shu?"
"Pfft, pfft, pfft..." Chen Ergou spat out the rotten leaves in his mouth and continued angrily: "I, Ergou, am not an incompetent rat. No one can change my name."
Zhang Yaoyang originally wanted to continue teasing him. The two of them grew up playing and fighting, so a little joke was not a big deal.
However, just now, when Chen Ergou was so excited, he actually saw a trace of identity information related to Chen Ergou.
Not only does the golden finger allow him to search the world for rare treasures, it also seems to have an edge in judging people.
He was very surprised by this discovery, but he could only suppress his joy in order not to reveal too much.
Through information identification, he did not expect that Chen Ergou would have such a bumpy life experience.
No wonder Chen Ergou gave himself such a not very presentable academic name when he was in school. There is a deep meaning behind it.
When he was less than two years old, he was abandoned by his biological parents on the cemetery hill in Zhaojia Village.
Uncle Chen happened to pass by there that day, and then he adopted him as his son.
In Chen Ergou's immature and limited memory, the memory of his family has long been blurred and non-existent. The only thing he can still remember is a dog named Xiaoer.
Hence, this hilarious nickname came into being.
After knowing the reason, how could he remain indifferent and make fun of the other person's name?
"Ergou, I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. I just wanted to tease you, don't be angry!"
Chen Ergou was frightened by the sudden apology, and his voice suddenly rose eight degrees.
"Are you kidding me? You're apologizing to me for such a small matter. You're being so polite...Are you not going to treat me as a brother?"
Zhang Yaoyang suddenly felt like a scholar meeting a soldier, and was speechless and couldn't explain himself.
He turned around and started to curse him.
"You still have the nerve to be angry. For a few tens of thousands of dollars, you have been sleeping soundly until now. Do you have any future at all?"
"If I were you, I would just find a piece of tofu and smash my head against it and die."
Chen Ergou, who was originally furious, was amused by his words and burst out laughing.
"Yes, yes, yes... It's all my fault. When I get rich, I'll treat you to cigarettes of Hongmei and Daqu. Hahahaha... I'm finally rich. I'm going to be rich too!!!"
Chen Ergou howled with joy, wishing that everyone in the world could share his joy at that moment.
Zhang Yaoyang slapped him hard on the butt with his backhand.
"Calm down. There's no buyer for these things. They're just a pile of junk. What's the point of being so happy?"
"Oh... yeah! I was too happy too early... this is really..."
He looked at the sky and then the ground awkwardly, and finally said, "Forget it, forget it, I'll just pick it up and put it back home. Who knows, I can sell it someday."
I can't bear to throw it away, but if I sell it, I don't think anyone will buy it. Nowadays, everyone's life is very tight. Who would be willing to spend a lot of money to buy something that is neither edible nor drinkable to take home as a gift?
Thinking of this, his boiling blood finally calmed down.
After the two men slept on a large rock for a night, they haphazardly hid the antiques under a rock and continued hunting in the mountains.
Zhang Yaoyang had already learned that there was a blind bear living near the ancient tomb. The bear was quite old and moved very slowly, which was the best time for hunting.
The young bear still needs to feed its cubs. It is heartless to capture it at this time.
The old one would not survive the winter, and he was too weak to catch any prey. He was very thin and hungry, so it was much easier for the two of them to carry him down the mountain than to carry a wild boar.
At this time, Zhang Yaoyang still had three bullets and thirty arrows on him, which was quite difficult to use to deal with the blind bear.
But he was no longer the weak nerd he used to be. After a day's work, his muscles and bones had almost recovered after just half an hour's rest.
With his powerful skills and the help of the golden finger, if a blind bear encounters him in the forest, he can only consider himself unlucky.
Hunting such a big guy would probably scare Chen Ergou to death, so Zhang Yaoyang kept it a secret very well and didn't leak a single word along the way.
Poor Chen Ergou, he thought that just going up the mountain to catch a few pheasants and rabbits would be enough, but he never expected that Zhang Yaoyang's ambition would be so big.
At this time, the two of them had made some small gains along the way. On a long tree pole, there were two or three captured pheasants tied up and dangling from side to side. It was really exciting.
As Chen Ergou walked, he found that there was no one behind him.
He looked around, trying to find Zhang Yaoyang, but he didn't expect that Zhang Yaoyang didn't see the pulling force coming from the tree trunk behind him.
He immediately thought that Zhang Yaoyang was joking with him, and said unhappily: "What are you doing again, you guy..."
As a result, when he looked back, he saw a bloody mouth rushing towards him with a howling sound.
The fishy smell in his mouth made him feel frightened, as if he would die in the next second.
“Ahhh…Bear…Help!!”
Chen Ergou was so scared that he dropped the tree trunk and the pheasant, and ran desperately along the road, wishing his parents had not given him two more legs.
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