The Great Era of Siheyuan

"You said I asked you to help me sell this wine, what do you think? Damao, let me tell you, I got this stuff from an American. You know that American, right? He's the one who sent firecrackers to the Japanese!"

Li Wenqiang was afraid that he didn't know what Americans were, so he gestured to him.

"I know America. It's that Ingrid shit, right? I thought so. No wonder it works so well! But the smell is wrong. Why does it smell like the soju in the tavern?"

When Xu Damao heard that it was foreign goods, his eyes lit up, but then he felt something was wrong. Do these foreigners also drink soju?

"Don't worry about these details. What I mean is that I added American drugs to my wine, understand? Just tell me whether this stuff is strong or not. Let me tell you, they have been taking this drug since they were young, so their stuff is big. Do you understand what I mean?"

Li Wenqiang hinted with a smile.

"Really? Don't lie to me! Do you think I can get bigger if I take this medicine?"

Xu Damao's eyes lit up and he looked at him expectantly.

"Well, I think it should be fine. Although I'm not sure, you can try it. It won't cost much, right?"

Li Wenqiang smiled ambiguously.

"Then tell me how to sell this wine? And how much money can I get?"

Xu Damao didn't expect that not only would he be safe, but he would also be able to find such a way to make money. It was really a mixed blessing.

Li Wenqiang picked up the half bottle of wine left on the table and looked at him.

"Da Mao, how much do you think a bottle of this good stuff should cost?"

"Five dollars, please! If it's more, I don't think many people will buy it!"

Xu Damao thought for a while and said.

"Five dollars? Xu Damao, can you be more considerate? Selling such a good thing for five dollars? Won't your conscience be condemned?

You have to remember, what we sell is not wine, but happiness! Do you think it is worth spending ten yuan to bring happiness to the majority of male compatriots?"

Li Wenqiang was almost pissed off to death by this guy.

Five yuan, don't you see what this wine is for? Now Moutai is sold at about three yuan a bottle, and he sells this wine for five yuan. Who is he looking down on? Besides, is he selling wine? This is happiness. Is it worth ten yuan to buy happiness?

"Then ten dollars?"

Xu Damao asked carefully.

"Forget it, don't guess. My wine is divided into regular version, hardcover version and gift box version! The regular version is 12 yuan, which is only half the weight of yours. The hardcover version is 20 yuan, and the gift box version is yuan. You won't understand even if I tell you more. I'll come to you in two days!"

Li Wenqiang shook his head when he saw his clear and stupid look. You say he is stupid, but he is usually very smart! You say he is smart, but he is often bullied by Sha Zhu, and I don't know what is in his mind.

"Just this bottle of wine has to be divided into different grades? What are you thinking, Li Wenqiang?"

Xu Damao looked at him in surprise. He didn't expect that he could have so many tricks with just a bottle of wine.

"Who told you this is wine? This is a functional beverage. When I open up the market, I will export it to earn foreign exchange. Follow me and you will make a fortune!

I tell you, you are lucky to meet me. Who else can make you rich? Okay, think carefully about what I told you today. Be bolder. There are many rich people. Think about who can afford this thing. When you figure it out, you will be rich soon.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, for every bottle of this stuff you sell, I'll give you a commission of one to three dollars. The gift box is three dollars, the ordinary one is one, and the premium one is two. How much you can make depends on your ability."

Li Wenqiang patted him on the shoulder and left. There was someone waiting for him next to him.

After Li Wenqiang left, Xu Damao's mind was in a mess.

Today was really exciting. I just had a PK with a deaf old lady. Not only was he found to be fine, but then a huge fortune fell on his head. He was completely stunned.

After Li Wenqiang went out, he turned and walked to the door of the deaf old lady, looked at the half-open door, and pushed it open and walked in.

As soon as I entered, I was almost vomited by the foul smell. I don’t know how much injustice Xu Damao had suffered to be able to do such a thing. I feel sorry for this kid.

"Who?"

The deaf old lady sitting on the bed was startled, but when she saw clearly that it was Li Wenqiang, she returned to her domineering look.

"What are you doing here? Get out! You are not welcome here!"

"Hey, why is there such a strong stench in your room? Do you think there are some bastards having sex in this room? No, I have to go find someone to ask!"

Li Wenqiang said this and prepared to leave.

The deaf old lady, who had something to hide, didn't dare to let him ask someone to come over, so she quickly stopped him.

"Wait, what do you want to do?!"

As the deaf old lady spoke, she picked up her cane and slammed it on the ground, making a dull sound.

"Are you anxious? I saw what happened between you and Xu Damao just now. I didn't expect that you, a deaf old lady, would be such a person. You were so unsatisfied that you actually seduced Xu Damao to do such a thing with you. Do you think I should tell others?"

Li Wenqiang stopped and looked at her with a playful look. Old thing, why don't you give me some gold coins!

But the deaf old lady's reaction next was beyond his expectations. She just lay down on the bed and said in despair.

"Come on, you beast! If you want to do it, do it quickly!"

After saying that, he closed his eyes, as if waiting for Li Wenqiang's humiliation.

Li Wenqiang was stunned for a moment, then he reacted and instantly laughed out of anger.

"Old woman, who do you think I am? Do you think I am Xu Damao? How dare you swallow a piece of shit? Don't you even look at your disgusting old face? Do you think you deserve it?

Hurry up and hand over all the old dregs you have hidden. You are disrespectful to your elders. You are so old that you still deceived the innocent boy Xu Damao into having an affair with you. On behalf of the people, I will severely punish you and confiscate your yellow croaker and jade. Hurry and take out the things for me!"

Li Wenqiang said viciously, "You dare to jump out and scold me. I can't deal with you now."

"No, I didn't. It was that beast Xu Damao who forced me to do it yesterday when he was drunk. I didn't have an affair with him!"

The deaf old lady explained in panic.

So that's how it is. No wonder Xu Damao was able to get together with the deaf old lady. It turns out I had contributed to this!

"I don't care whether you have it or not. Hurry up and give me the money, or I'll go out and tell the people in the hospital and see if you can save your face!"

Li Wenqiang doesn't care about her relationship with Xu Damao. He has only one goal in life, to take revenge when there is revenge, to repay grievances when there are grievances!

"I-I'll give it!"

Hearing this, the deaf old lady walked tremblingly to the closet and took out a handful of banknotes.

"Here you go, all my money is here, all for you!"

"Bah, old man, who the hell wants your money? You're still playing tricks on me after all this?"

Li Wenqiang looked at her with a sneer. It was really funny that the old woman was still thinking of hiding the treasure even at this point.