The Great Era of Siheyuan

"Hey, Xu Damao, where did you kidnap this girl from? She looks like Zhu Bajie's second aunt. She's a good match for you!"

Before Xu Damao could say anything, Sha Zhu started laughing. Xu Damao was dressed in a suit and had a short, fat old girl with him, which made people feel funny.

As soon as Sha Zhu finished speaking, the girl's face changed drastically.

"Who are you?"

The girl looked at him angrily.

"He's the Shazhu you're looking for, your blind date! Shazhu, I brought your blind date here for you today, how are you going to thank me?"

Xu Damao said with a smile that luckily he listened to Li Wenqiang's words today and kept a calm mind. He then went to inquire about the girl's appearance and personality.

You don't know until you ask. Once you ask, you'll be shocked. This girl is the only daughter of Liu Laowu from the fifth workshop. She has been spoiled since she was a child. She is lawless and a troublemaker at home. She is not good-looking and has an extremely hot temper. She will explode at any time. She is twenty-four or twenty-five and has not yet married.

When they heard that Yi Zhonghai was going to find a partner for Sha Zhu, the old couple were afraid that their daughter would be in trouble, so they immediately set up a match for the two. After talking to his daughter, she, who had always been lazy and gluttonous, heard that Sha Zhu not only had a good job, but was also a chef, so she immediately agreed.

Qin Huairu was sitting aside with Bang Geng. After hearing what Xu Damao said and looking at Sha Zhu, she seemed to feel relieved.

"What do you mean? Xu Damao, explain it to me clearly. What blind date? You said she is my blind date? What a joke! The uncle said that the girl I was dating was young and beautiful, with round cheeks and a plump figure that would bring good luck to her husband. But this fat guy with big ears and a big face that is almost bigger than a basin, you should take her home and enjoy it yourself! If you talk nonsense in front of me again, I will beat you up!"

Sha Zhu looked at him unhappily. This guy didn't even consider the situation when he was making trouble. He probably heard from somewhere that he was going to have a blind date today, and deliberately found an ugly guy to disgust him. If he hadn't been disabled, he would have run over to give him a good beating.

Liu Yuhua didn't expect that Sha Zhu would call her ugly right after they met. If he did it before they got married, what would happen after they got married? She had never been scolded like this since she was a child, and she immediately exploded.

"He Yuzhu, you dare to scold me. I will make you angry with your stinky mouth!"

Liu Yuhua said this and pounced on him.

"Hey, don't, don't come over here! I don't hit women. If you come over here again, I won't be polite!"

Liu Yuhua ignored him and rushed forward. With a figure three times fatter than Jia Zhangshi, one could imagine how badly an accelerated collision would affect her.

Sha Zhu, whose leg injury had not yet fully healed, was completely unable to dodge Liu Yuhua's charge and attack. As soon as the two came into contact, Sha Zhu was knocked to the ground like a broken doll. Then he felt as if a huge rock was pressing on his body and he could not breathe.

Looking carefully, it turned out that Liu Lihua had already ridden on him, no wonder he couldn't breathe. Before Sha Zhu could react, Liu Lihua's big slaps like bear claws fell like a gust of wind, hitting him left and right, cursing as she hit him.

"Fuck you, you idiot. You look like an old man and you dare to call me ugly? Just wait and see how I deal with you!"

A curse can make the fool slap two or three times in the face. It sounds troublesome, but in fact it only takes a few seconds.

Everyone who had already sat at the table stood up hastily and prepared to pull the burly girl away together.

"If you want to talk, just talk nicely. Why hit someone?"

Seeing that the young men couldn't hold her back, he walked over and lifted her off Sha Zhu's body. The weight of more than 200 kilograms almost caused the second uncle to sprain his waist.

Liu Yuhua, who was finally pulled away by the crowd, was still gasping for breath and cursing, while Sha Zhu looked embarrassed, with red cheeks and several clear fingerprints.

"Brother, are you okay?"

He Yushui reacted and hurried over to look at Sha Zhu with concern.

"Xu Damao, what a wicked thing you have done. You brought this thing to me. Are you really trying to make things difficult for me?"

Sha Zhu covered his cheek, pushed He Yushui's hand aside, glared at Xu Damao and yelled.

Xu Damao, however, had a look of gloating on his face and said with a smile.

"Hey, Shazhu, you can't blame me for this. I just want to help others. If you want to blame someone, blame Yi Zhonghai. Go find him if you are angry. This person is the blind date he found for you. You are such a nobody, and you still look down on others. You don't even take a piss and look at yourself. You are nothing!"

"You, just wait for me. If I can't deal with Li Wenqiang now, how can I deal with you? How dare you talk to me like that!"

Sha Zhu was so angry that his liver hurt.

"I think you should take care of yourself! The girl doesn't mind your ugliness and came here specially for a blind date. It's fine if you're not happy about it, but you even scolded her in front of her. I wonder how you'll give her an explanation! Look, isn't Yi Zhonghai here? Go ask him if this girl is invited by him!"

Xu Damao pointed behind him with a smile. At this time, Yi Zhonghai was supporting a deaf old lady with trembling legs and walking towards this side carefully.

Yi Zhonghai was also embarrassed at this time. He didn't expect that Liu Yuhua would be so aggressive. Her appearance, figure and personality were completely different from what he had known before.

"Hey, are you Liu Laowu's daughter?"

Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Yuhua awkwardly. Although he didn't see what happened in front, he could hear it clearly in the backyard because the yard was so big.

No matter what, I invited the guests myself, so I have to entertain them well today.

"That's right! You must be Master Yi! How do you decide to deal with this matter today? I came here for a blind date for your sake, but he scolded me the moment we met, and even called me Zhu Bajie's second aunt. Do you think he would scold someone like that?"

The more Liu Lihua thought about it, the angrier she became. While no one was paying attention, she rushed forward and kicked Sha Zhu in the leg, right on his old wound.

Sha Zhu, whose injuries had just improved a little, immediately felt a piercing pain.

"Ah~ my legs!"

Sha Zhu fell to the ground in pain, holding his legs, his face and eyes twitching constantly.

The sudden change made everyone worried. Looking at Sha Zhu's appearance, could it be that his leg was broken?

The old man and his wife and He Yushui were so anxious that they were about to cry.

"Zhu Zi, Zhu Zi, how are you? Quick, take him to the hospital!"

Yi Zhonghai let go of the deaf old lady and nervously shouted to the people next to him.

"I just kicked you lightly, don't try to blackmail me! I'll let you go today, but I'll make you pay the next time I see you!"

Liu Lihua said this and ran away.

When other people saw this, they didn't stop her. After all, it was Sha Zhu who was at fault first, so no one tried to stop her.

"No, it's okay, let me rest for a while, everyone leave me alone! Just eat your food!"

Sha Zhu said with a smile despite the pain.

"It's already this late and you're still meddling in other people's business. Hurry up and take Zhuzi to the hospital for a checkup. Don't let him get sick!"

The deaf old lady said angrily.

"You are right, old lady. Jie Cheng and Guang Tian, ​​come over here and hold the pillar. Come with me to take him to the People's Hospital."

Yi Zhonghai instructed the two men to help Sha Zhu up, and then the old man and his wife and He Yushui all followed them out.

The rest of you looked at each other and said nothing. In this big world, eating is the most important thing. The food is ready anyway, so let’s eat first.

"Today is the family reunion party for Lao Yi and Sha Zhu. Although there was a small mistake, it's not a big problem. Enjoy your meal, everyone!"

As soon as the second uncle finished speaking, everyone raised their chopsticks and quickly put food into their bowls.

The family reunion party, which should have been lively, ended up being anticlimactic.