Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao quickly took out the protective clothing patch and put it on his neck, then put it on immediately.

Then he ran madly towards the opposite mountain - a speed of 100 miles per hour is no joke. There was only about four or five hundred meters in between. Xu Damao reached the battlefield in just over ten seconds. He didn't slow down at all and punched the wild boar!

--boom--

Suddenly, a cloud of dust rose up in the surroundings, and the snow, dust, gravel and plants were all blown away, as if a large firecracker had exploded on the spot.

Then, the sound of caracara was heard, and the wild boar let out a sharp wail. The wild boar's facial bones, skull, neck, and spine were shortened by 1/5 and all shattered!

Xu Damao's entire arm seemed to have reached a critical point, and it penetrated the wild boar's skull like a javelin through the pig's face. The wild boar's brain had turned into a paste at this time, and he realized that he had killed the wild boar.

He pulled out his arm and shook it to get rid of the red and white stuff, and then the wild boar fell down with a thud. There was a big hole on its face, and red and white stuff was oozing out. Blood was oozing from all seven orifices of its head, and its whole body was still twitching. It looked extremely tragic to die.

"Damn it, I'm covered in blood..." Xu Damao muttered, with a lot of pig blood splashed on his body. It seemed that he couldn't wear it anymore.

Just as he was about to take off his clothes, Qin Jingru behind him spoke timidly.

"Thank you... hero?"

Because Xu Damao was wearing a normal winter coat on the outside, but the innermost layer was a silver protective suit with an image of Ultraman with big eyes on his head to cover himself.

Qin Jingru looked at the strange man in front of her and didn't know how to address him.

Xu Damao turned around and asked, "How come you, a little girl, came to the mountains in the middle of winter?"

Qin Jingru sat on the ground, covering her legs. She was so scared that she was a little out of her mind.

Not to mention that the 300-pound wild boar had already scared her half to death, but the fact that this strangely dressed man rushed out at such a fast speed and killed the wild boar with one punch was even more terrifying!

However, after hearing Xu Damao's voice, she frowned and then reacted.

He asked tentatively, "Are you...Xu Fangying?"

Xu Damao quickly retorted: "I am not Xu Damao..."

Then, both of them fell silent.

Isn't this just a case of trying to cover up one's own guilt? !

Xu Damao was furious. Why was he so careless and didn't he even lower his voice?

I was careless and didn’t dodge!

So he had to tap his temples twice, and the protective suit above the neck was removed, revealing his long face.

Before he could say anything, Qin Jingru saw an acquaintance and had been rescued, so she started chirping like a little sparrow.

"Xu Yingying, what are you wearing? How come the hood disappeared after two clicks?"

"How do you have such great speed and strength? There are people in our village who practice martial arts, but they can't kill a wild boar with one punch!"

"Are you a hero, like the ones in the movies, the ones who can fly over rooftops and walls? Do you have Qinggong skills?"

"Can you teach me? I can endure hardship!"

"..."

The quarrel gave Xu Damao a headache, so he deliberately said to Qin Jingru viciously:

"Since you have seen my secret, I can't let you stay!"

After saying that, he punched the big tree next to him, and the trunk, which was so thick that it took one man to hug, broke with a loud noise! ​​The snow on the tree poured down on the two men's heads.

"Tell me, how do you want to die? You want me to kill you with one punch without any pain - what the hell?!"

Just when he was about to brag, before he could finish his words, Qin Jingru on the other side was so scared that she rolled her eyes and fell to the ground.

Did you go too far?!

He just wanted to teach Qin Jingru a lesson, but who knew she was so easily frightened?

That is, one punch can blow up a wild boar's head, and one punch can break a tree trunk that is as thick as a man's arms around. Now he says he wants to blow her up with one punch. Who wouldn't be afraid?

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After a while, Qin Jingru woke up dazed.

When I opened my eyes and looked carefully, I saw Xu Damao grilling meat in front of a fire while eating beef ramen from a large bowl?

Why is there ramen in this place? It's still hot. The barbecue smells so good. Wait, where's the wild boar? How come such a big wild boar is gone? That's all meat!

Qin Jingru's mind hadn't yet figured out what was happening, but her body couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

"woke up?"

"Come, eat noodles and meat."

As Xu Damao spoke, he "produced" a bowl of steaming beef ramen in front of her. He had bought it from the Hui Muslim noodle restaurant when he bought breakfast earlier, and he also bought the bowl together.

Qin Jingru wanted to stand up to take it, but the slightest movement caused her ankle to make her grimace in pain.

Seeing this, Xu Damao walked over with the bowl in his hand. Qin Jingru only then realized that this man was incredibly strong and very dangerous.

"You, you're not going to kill me?" She shrank back.

Xu Damao said angrily: "Why would I kill you? I'm not a perverted murderer. I was just trying to scare you."

"It was just a little joke. It's my revenge for scaring me before. We're even now."

But as soon as she finished speaking, Qin Jingru started crying in grievance, which made Xu Damao very embarrassed. It's okay for you to scare me, but why can't I scare you?

Is it really necessary to be so pretentious?

But Qin Jingru felt wronged because I was beaten up by my father for scaring you, but you were fine when you scared me, and I fainted from the shock...

So unfair!

"Hey, hey, do you want to eat or not? If you don't eat now, the noodles will get clumpy and cold." Xu Damao handed over the bowl and chopsticks.

"Eat!" Qin Jingru wiped her tears, took the bowl and chopsticks angrily, and started eating with big mouthfuls.

"Hey, slow down, be careful not to choke."

"..."

"Here, add some barbecue."

"Is this from the wild boar just now?"

"Ah."

"Where's the pig?"

"I put it away."

"Where did you collect it?"

"What do you care where I put it? Are you still going to eat it?"

"I'm just asking... Where did you get this noodle? There's no noodle shop in this desolate mountain area."

"Qin Jingru, I find that you talk a lot of nonsense. Even flour and meat can't stop you from talking."

"What's so fierce about it..."

After a while, the two finished eating the noodles and barbecue. Xu Damao sprinkled the noodle soup, then rubbed the bowl and chopsticks with snow and put them directly into the space.

"Xu Yingying, can you perform magic?" Qin Jingru asked curiously with her eyes wide open, and burped at the same time. She hadn't eaten so full in a long time.

"That's it."

"You're doing this... you're doing this... Aren't you afraid that I'll tell others?" She pointed at Xu Damao's silver underwear (protective clothing) and made circles with her hands, but she couldn't express it clearly. What she meant was that Xu Damao's series of actions just now, weren't you afraid that she would leak the secret? And he even gave her food?

Xu Damao lit a cigarette and said viciously again: "Will anyone believe you if you tell them? Besides, if you really tell them——"

"I'll kill your whole family!"

Qin Jingru shrank her neck again and said unconvincedly: "Why are you so fierce? I won't tell anyone. I have the tightest mouth."

"I only asked my father about you beating Aunt Zhang. I didn't tell anyone else."

She looked as if she was asking for credit - see, I kept my mouth shut, didn't I?

Xu Damao's eyes twitched when he heard this.

What the hell is there to be proud of?