Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

"Well, I really didn't mean to do that. It's just a coincidence, isn't it?"

Xu Damao said awkwardly as he looked at the naked Li Mingmei.

She didn’t take a shower today, but Li Mingmei slept soundly. How the hell can I explain this?

Is it always such a coincidence? Did you, Xu Damao, come here at the right time?

Besides, it’s only a little past 7 o’clock here in Madagascar. Do you really need to go to bed so early?

As soon as we were teleported over, we hugged each other. I know the temperature in Madagascar is suitable, but you should at least have a blanket, right?

Chinese people, please cover your stomach holes with a piece of cloth.

When she was feeling awkward, Li Mingmei bit her lip, then made up her mind, released her hands from her chest, and rushed towards Xu Damao——

"Hey! What are you doing?"

"Stop messing around? I'm telling you, you're playing with fire!"

"Li Mingmei, are you serious?!"

"Don't regret it! I'm not just any guy!"

"..."

(Special brackets for anti-sensitivity)

Nearly an hour later, the provocative sound in the cabin stopped. Li Mingmei was sweating profusely, her eyes were limp, and she didn't even want to move a finger.

And what about Xu Damao?

He was sitting at the head of the bed with his bare chest, smoking dejectedly.

I thought I was here to purchase goods, but turned out to be here to deliver food?

Li Mingmei felt relieved, but what about herself?

You have to hold it in, otherwise someone will die!

Xu Damao was extremely depressed. Even though he had achieved first blood master x2 (no, Lou Xiao'e got first blood twice), he just couldn't be happy.

After a while, Li Mingmei woke up and looked at Xu Damao with resentment - this guy is really not a human being!

But Li Mingmei likes it very much.

She pushed Xu Damao out with great effort, and Xu Damao had to put on his protective suit and go out. Just as he was wondering, two old ladies came into the room with buckets and towels, smiling. Then, various sounds of laughter, coquettishness, shyness, etc. were heard from inside. They were in Hakka dialect, and Xu Damao could not understand them, but he understood one thing -

This was premeditated! Someone taught Li Mingmei this!

This is to bind him completely to himself. From the Chinese perspective, it would be best to have a child, so that Xu Damao will never be able to escape.

Is this necessary?

Do you know that you almost lost your life?

And I'm fucking making myself feel like I'm in a dilemma...

Besides, I also want to take a shower. We can take a shower together to save water!

Low carbon and environmental protection! Protect the earth!

But in retrospect, Widow Zhang was the muscular and athletic type, Lou Xiao'e was the cute porcelain doll type, and Li Mingmei was - the queen? The female warrior type?

No matter how you say it, you're not at a loss!

When the physical fitness potions come out in the mall in the next stage, I must arrange for them!

The spring night is short and the day is high, and since then the king will not go to court early.

I want to sleep with you and be a tyrant!

Xu Damao took a long puff of his cigarette and then made an important decision.

After a while, Li Mingmei came out with the help of two old ladies, and glared at Xu Damao fiercely. Then, at the old lady's signal, Xu Damao took Li Mingmei in a daze and helped her walk towards the beach.

Besides, it was a rather embarrassing thing, after all, Li Mingmei was still limping, but she seemed to do it on purpose, letting Xu Damao support her as she staggered, as if she wanted to be seen by the townspeople.

Then everyone smiled as if they were all blossoming, and nodded to the two of them. Some of the older ones even put their hands together and bowed to them, even the teacher Chen Boan.

Wait! Don't bow three times!

Xu Damao couldn't hold on any longer, so he simply carried Li Mingmei in his arms like a princess. Amid her exclamations and everyone else's screams and surprise, he displayed his superman physique and rushed to the beach at a speed of 20 meters per second.

If he stayed any longer, Xu Damao would feel embarrassed and could only go this fast. If he went any faster, he was afraid that Li Mingmei would vomit.

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When they reached the beach, Xu Damao finally put Li Mingmei down on a flat rock. Then he said helplessly, "You won, but is it worth sacrificing yourself?"

He just held Li Mingmei in his arms and played with her through the protective suit (special brackets for anti-sensitivity). Everyone knew what they should know, so Xu Damao had to be more domineering, he couldn't let a girl control him.

You have to figure out who is the big and small king!

The blush on Li Mingmei's face had not yet faded. She tried not to hum a word and said slowly, "You saved us... our entire family. I don't know how to... repay you... so..."

Xu Damao said unhappily, "If you are handsome, you will marry me. If you are average-looking, you will be my slave in the next life, right?"

Xu Damao was so upset that he couldn't even cry after being tricked by this little bitch. Are they determined to tie him up and help alleviate poverty?

Li Mingmei heard the displeasure in Xu Damao's tone, her eyes turned red, and she buried her head in Xu Damao's arms: "I'm afraid... you... will never come again. We have nothing in Lijia Town... so..."

Hearing her almost crying, Xu Damao felt a little bit sorry for her. Forget it, one more woman won’t make much difference. So, let it be. I can afford to support her!

He kissed the crescent moon on Li Mingmei's forehead, which was the anchor mark, and then said softly: "Silly, how could I not come when you are here."

"Don't worry, you will be my woman in the future, but there is one thing I want to make clear to you first—"

"I'm married. I have a wife in China."

But Li Mingmei just smiled and said: "You are a deity, it doesn't matter how many...wives...and Taoist companions you have. I just hope you can...remember me, remember...Lijia Town."

One or two of them have this attitude, Xu Damao doesn’t know what to do. Aren’t they all too sensible?

So he scratched Li Mingmei's little nose and said, "Don't worry, this is my second and third home, I won't ignore it."

The first home was with Lou Xiao'e, a courtyard house;

The second home is Camp Moon;

The third home is Lijia Town in Madagascar, is there anything wrong with that?

"The third one?" Li Mingmei asked in confusion. Xu Damao picked her up and said, "I'll explain it to you later. Let's go and see today's catch!"

So, he jumped off the reef holding Li Mingmei and walked towards the fishing boats returning to the beach. At this time, the sun had just set and the moon had just risen, and it was the time for the fishermen to return.

But when Xu Damao and Li Mingmei got closer, they saw that the fishermen all looked miserable and there was not much catch in the cabin.

Only then did Xu Damao understand why he had taken away so much fish and why everyone here looked confused.

There weren't many to begin with, and Xu Shenxian took them all. The saline-alkali land by the sea is not suitable for farming, so what do they eat?

But Xu Shenxian saved the whole clan, so he just took some worthless fish. No one was ashamed to say no, so this embarrassing result occurred. Xu Damao didn't know why, but he kept taking it, and the people in Lijia Town continued to give it to him while they were hungry.

Looking at these four or five shabby little fishing boats and those broken nets, Xu Damao finally understood why those who lived by the sea were so poor.

The tools are so shabby that I can't support them.

"Are all your fishing boats here?" Xu Damao asked in surprise.

Li Mingmei had no choice but to tell the truth: "Originally... Lijia Town was very... poor, and there were only... a few fishing boats... It should be said that the entire Madagascar... was poor."

"Plus, there are typhoons here every year, and many fishing boats have been damaged. We don't have the money, and we don't have the channels to buy big boats, so..."

Xu Damao was stunned. This meant that under such circumstances of extreme poverty, the entire clan had to offer sacrifices to this fake god, and the headman Li Mingmei even offered sacrifices to him. If he didn't do something, he would always feel guilty for getting paid without doing any work.

It's only natural to work for money!

"Leave it to me!"

"Gather the fishing boats together, and take some ironware, metal, mechanical products and other things that the town doesn't need. The more the better!"

So, Li Mingmei, who didn't understand what was going on, passed on Xu Damao's order.

Master Xu, what are you doing?