Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao was trying to scare Qin Huairu. Simply put, Xu Damao was pretending to be cool and profound. This is a simple and effective form of performance.

It was just a conflict among the people, there was no need to make it so violent. This was not like in Madagascar, where killing was necessary to save compatriots.

In this courtyard, it would be best if you can scare him, but if you can't scare him, then think of other ways. Killing someone just for a little food is really a bit too much.

Now Xu Damao is enjoying life and playing around, otherwise he would not participate in any gala.

He is 20 years old (Xu Damao was born in 1939, and in the original drama he claimed to be 66 years old when he was born in 28). He has just gotten married, has a house, a car, money, a courtyard house with three entrances, a job in a state-owned enterprise, and his wife is a silly, rich and beautiful woman. He is in high spirits and ready to make trouble, but it is not worth it to get involved in a murder lawsuit because of some trivial matters in the courtyard house.

After all, I now have a wife, parents and a younger sister.

So, just scare him, just treat it as getting rid of the beggar.

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At this time, the Jia family was on the verge of chaos. When Jia Zhang heard Qin Huairu's words "cut the grass at its roots", she took a kitchen knife and wanted to rush out.

You want to touch our Bang Geng? That's not allowed!

But Qin Huairu, who was pale, pulled Jia Zhang back.

"Mom! You can't go! You absolutely can't go and make trouble!"

"Why! How dare that damn eunuch threaten our Jia family? I'll let him know why the flowers are so red!" Jia Zhang cursed angrily. She had always been the one to act like a spoiled child and threaten others, so why was it the other way around with Xu Damao?

He was beaten, his son was beaten, and his grandson's legs were broken, and he still dared to threaten to cut off the roots of his own Jia family?

Isn't this bullying? There is no such thing as this in the world!

I, Zhang Xiaohua, don’t accept it!

Bang Geng also imitated his grandmother and cursed: "Damn eunuch, damn eunuch——"

Qin Huairu just felt her head was buzzing.

"Because he is a eunuch, he can't have children, and we have children at home, so we can't make a fuss!"

Jia Zhang didn't understand what she said, but she stopped and said, "What do you mean? Qin Huairu, you are the daughter-in-law of our Jia family, you can't be so tactful and do something to let Dongxu down!"

"Mom! What are you thinking about?!"

"I mean, he doesn't have kids, so he has no worries, but we do!"

"If we really piss him off and he kills Bang Geng when we're not paying attention, it will be too late for you to kill him, right?!"

Only then did Jia Zhang understand what Qin Huairu meant. Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes.

And Xu Damao is exactly like that.

Finally, with Jia Zhang muttering and cursing under her breath, the Jia family returned to peace.

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At Xu Damao's house, Lou Xiao'e was still carrying yesterday's leftovers to the kitchen. She didn't know how to make a fire on this earthen stove, so Xu Damao had to do it.

Xu Damao is not a good cook, but he can steam some vegetables. While he was busy, he asked Lou Xiao'e.

"Mozi, what did Qin Huairu come to borrow just now?"

"Oh, Qin Huairu came to borrow some rice, saying that her family had run out of food, so I asked her to scoop two bowls back."

Lou Xiao'e said disapprovingly.

Then Xu Damao went to look at the rice jar. Wow, the two bowls were really full. They almost emptied the rice jar! They even saw the bottom of the jar!

Xu Damao was a little unhappy, but after all, it was the fool who gave it to him. He couldn't scold his wife for not knowing how to live just because she did something "good" after getting married, right?

"What's wrong, Damao? Did I do something wrong? I just saw that the little kid was too thin, so..." Seeing Xu Damao staring at the rice jar in silence, Lou Xiao'e was a little afraid that Xu Damao would lose his temper. After all, Xu Damao was not only her husband, but also the Moon Goddess.

Demigod! Whether I can live in Guanghan Palace depends on him!

"You're right. I forgot to tell you." Xu Damao smiled and turned around. This was also his fault. They returned to the courtyard at four or five in the morning. Although he told them some things, such as Jia Zhang's love of throwing tantrums and cursing, Bang Geng's love of stealing, Yi Zhonghai's moral master, and the deaf old lady's greed for food and drink and calling herself a bad seed...

But Lou Xiao'e was already sleepy at that time, and it was hard to say how much she could remember. Qin Huairu took advantage of this opportunity.

"Are you saying that Qin Huairu is not a good person either?"

Lou Xiao'e asked in confusion. Judging from the fact that she remained silent during the dinner yesterday and the dealings today, it seemed that Qin Huairu was not a bad person. She just wanted to borrow some rice. There was nothing excessive about that.

Xu Damao said helplessly while lighting a fire to steam the vegetables: "Silly moth, that's rice, you're used to eating it, so of course you don't think there's anything wrong with it."

"Here, we usually eat cornmeal, millet, steamed bread made of three-grain flour, etc."

"Rice is a precious commodity. For example, the rice of the third uncle in the front yard is exchanged for coarse grains. They can only eat white rice a few times a year. But our family doesn't care about this stuff."

"The most critical problem is that the Jia family borrowed things but never returned them! Moreover, they took a lot of leftovers back yesterday, and now they say they are out of food? Who would believe that?"

When Lou Xiao'e heard this, she realized something was wrong.

"what?!"

"So she's lying to me?!"

"No! I'm going to ask her to come back!"

It’s just two or three kilograms of rice, neither she nor Xu Damao cares about it, but you lied to me on purpose, that’s bullying!

Not only am I Lou Bancheng's daughter, I'm also Chang'e! How could I let you fool me, the wife of a demigod?

Isn't this a slap in the face of my father and my husband?

Lou Xiao'e was really angry. She thought she had done a good thing, but she didn't expect it to be like this.

Xu Damao grabbed her and said, "Forget it, just take this as a lesson. I've already scared Qin Huairu before, so we just need to ignore her in the future."

Lou Xiao'e then sat down dejectedly. On the second day after her wedding, she quarreled with her neighbor over a few kilograms of rice. No matter whether she won or lost, she would be embarrassed.

What's more, I promised the other party.

"By the way, you only took the rice? You didn't lend her money, right?" Xu Damao asked again.

"No, she said she wanted to borrow two dollars to buy meat for Banggeng." Lou Xiao'e thought about what Qin Huairu had just said and said to Xu Damao.

"And then?" Xu Damao was puzzled. Why did he give rice but not money? You, Lou Xiao'e, can't be so shrewd, right?

Lou Xiao'e said seriously, "I really don't have two dollars, right?"

"I had three yuan in change on me, and the third aunt from the third uncle's family in the front yard came to me and asked us to compensate for the table we used yesterday."

"I thought, it was you, Damao, who smashed the table, so I should pay for it, so I gave her three dollars."

"So Qin Huairu asked me to borrow two dollars, but I really don't have any change. I only have ten dollars."

"I can't possibly give her ten dollars if she wants to borrow two. Wouldn't that make me the victim?"

Lou Xiao'e's eyes were filled with clear stupidity. She sat there with an expression that said "please praise me quickly", which made Xu Damao laugh and cry.

Is this really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?

And this Yan family actually dared to bring up what happened at the table yesterday, and even plotted against my wife - haha.

Xu Damao gave a sinister smile and said, "Don't cry when the time comes."

So Xu Damao pulled Lou Xiao'e and emphasized again - the Jia family, the Yan family, the Yi family, He Yuzhu, and the deaf old lady, these people would not listen, would not lend money, would not pay attention, and would not be allowed in.

There would be no problem if you get in touch with He Yushui, Liu Guangtian and Guangfu more often.

It's hard to say what kind of person Second Uncle is, but at least he's not as shameless as the others. Because Liu Pangpang still counts on Guangqi to be his leader, he has to be careful about the impact. He also likes to act like a leader, so there's no malice in him, he just wants to save face.

After lunch, Xu Damao rode his bike to work again. Lou Xiaoe took Xu Damao's words to heart, closed the door and bolted it, and went to sleep. Women should get more beauty sleep. When she got up in the afternoon, she listened to the radio and read a book, and Xu Damao came back from get off work.