Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao looked through the registration information. Others include someone who can break rocks with his chest, someone who can play the harmonica, someone who can ride a unicycle (what kind of talent is that?), and someone who can walk on a tightrope (are you sure he wasn't a juggler before?)...

But there is only one young girl, Liu Lan, and her talent is not outstanding.

"Xiao Xu, this is all Sister Zeng knows. If you still can't find a suitable partner, you'll have to ask around on your own."

Although their acquaintance just now was a little awkward, but when it came to business, Sister Zeng was still very clear. Xu Damao looked at the list of people in his hand and decided that it was Liu Lan!

Because there is no choice! Choose a young girl as a partner. Even if her ability level is average, at least she is pleasing to the eye, right?

However, we have to see what Liu Lan means first.

"Thank you, Sister Zeng. Here, some candies. I'll take them back to sweeten the children's mouths." Xu Damao closed the roster and took out a few White Rabbit candies from his pocket and placed them on the table. He couldn't let others work in vain, right?

But Sister Zeng's hand holding the candy "accidentally" covered the back of Xu Damao's hand which had not yet been retracted.

"Sister Zeng, I don't have any children..."

Seeing her drawn eyes, Xu Damao's hair stood on end. What does it mean? What does it have to do with me that you don't have a child? Why are you touching me?

So Xu Damao took out a pack of cigarettes from his other pocket and said, "Give this to Big Brother to relieve his fatigue."

"I don't have a man either..."

Xu Damao was frightened. He didn't understand what this meant.

What's wrong? Did you take the wrong medicine? Is this the Women's Federation? Can you be more serious? I'm a married man!

"Sister Zeng, please don't be like this. If you have something to say, just tell me. I'm afraid..."

No, these women in the Women's Federation can watch whoever they want, they are very powerful. If they say you are a hooligan and bully female employees, then you are done for, you will be paraded in the streets with a hat on, and the process is so familiar that the factory director dare not interfere.

But if you accuse them of being hooligans, who would believe you?

"I heard...you were there for two hours last night?"

"Look, I don't have a man and no children, and you can't have children either. We are destined to be together, right? Why don't we..."

Xu Damao's face turned black. The incident that happened in the past two hours was most likely spread by Liu Haizhong. The old deaf man in the backyard is still in the station! But why did this Fatty Liu become so gossipy?

You have to ask him clearly when you get back. As an uncle and not a young boy, and an old employee of the steel mill, is it appropriate for you to spread such private matters?

As for the infertility, it was definitely spread by Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu. It was most likely Jia Dongxu, because Yi Zhonghai is still in jail! This is not letting go of any chance to crush me, Jia family, next time it will be your turn!

"Sister Zeng, I suddenly remembered that the water in the office is still boiling. I'll leave first! Let's talk next time!"

So Xu Damao pulled his hand away and quickly fled from the Women's Federation office.

This action made Sister Zeng's face turn black, and she stamped her feet vigorously: "Humph! You, Xu Damao, don't know how good I am! You are really blind!"

Xu Damao didn't have any thoughts of looking down on or despising the other person, he just felt that the other person was not his type.

But why is this elder sister Zeng so bold? What is her background?

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In the second cafeteria, it was not time for lunch yet. Because Sha Zhu was not here, everyone was very busy. They were exhausted these past few days and were scolded badly.

No matter how useless Shazhu was, his cooking tasted very professional. When he quit, the other two chefs who cooked the big pot dishes in the second canteen were scolded by the workers every day.

The portion was originally very light, and the spoon was shaken from time to time, but everyone put up with it, because you are really good at making it. But now it doesn't even taste good, is this a way to make people live?

Xu Damao didn't care about that. He walked directly to the kitchen door, lifted the thick cloth curtain to block the wind, and then knocked on the wooden door next to him and shouted, "Liu Lan? Is Liu Lan here?"

As a person of the later generations, please, thank you, please make way, etc., these are the most basic habits. He would not be like Xu Damao on TV, who would just lift the curtain and rush in. He had no sense of boundaries and no manners. It was not his office, nor his home.

"Xu Damao? You still dare to come?!"

I just heard a roar from inside, and then a stool flew straight towards me!

--boom--

Xu Damao instinctively raised his leg high, and the stool exploded on his leg, and the broken pieces flew everywhere!

"Who the hell threw that stool? Are you trying to kill someone?!" Xu Damao was also furious. Who the hell was this? He threw a stool at me without anyone seeing him?

If an ordinary person got hit on the head by this, it would be a real big deal!

I originally thought that since I had traveled through time, the scene in the TV series where someone was hit on the head with a rolling pin would definitely never happen again.

But damn, even Shazhu has been locked up, why would someone hit me with a stool?

Could it be that the kitchen of the second canteen is a forbidden area for me, Xu Damao?

When I looked closely, I saw a young man rushing towards me with a long rolling pin. Who the hell is this? I don't know him!

"Hey! Sun Thief! Watch me!"

He didn't hesitate, but with red eyes and gritted teeth, he just smashed down with the stick. Was he coming to take his life?

Who the hell are you?! Did I kill your whole family or rob your wife?!

But Xu Damao didn't give him face, he just grabbed the rolling pin and it was in Xu Damao's hand. The man was still staring at his empty hands in a daze - where is my rolling pin?

Stools are generally not sturdy, so it's easy to explain if they were kicked to pieces. However, if this solid rolling pin was broken by a punch in front of everyone, it would be really hard to explain it away.

So Xu Damao snatched it away and threw it aside, then grabbed the man by the collar and lifted him up with one hand.

Then--

——Pa pa pa pa pa pa——

Seven or eight slaps in a row, both sides must be slapped evenly!

And while beating him, he shouted: "Who the hell are you? Who! Who?!"

"You hit me with a stool as soon as we met. I don't even know who you are. Do you have a grudge against me? Huh?!"

"say something!"

Xu Damao was beating him vigorously, and was still sighing that this man was even more shameless than Yan Jiecheng. How come his teeth hadn't been knocked out yet? When he was wondering whether he should use more force, an angry voice came from not far away: "Xu Damao! Are you going to beat Ma Hua to death?"

MCA?

Xu Damao was stunned. He looked at the person who was talking not far away. It was Old Man Liu Yishou, the deputy director of the second canteen.

Xu Damao used to come and tease Sha Zhu whenever he had the chance, so they all knew each other. But recently he was busy with his marriage and he hasn't come and teased Sha Zhu for half a year.

So what I am holding in my hand is really Ma Hua Benhua?

Ouch, look at that swollen pig head, it’s totally different from the one in the TV series?

But it has become like this, what should we do——