Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

After a while, Lou Xiao'e finally woke up, covered with a piece of gray linen. After Xu Damao carried her to the bed, he took a piece of cloth that had been placed there before and covered her with it to prevent her from screaming when she woke up.

But when I covered it, it turned out to be white cloth?

White walls and floors, white ergonomic bed, white blanket...

It had a bad implication, so I changed it for her.

Xu Damao himself put on the protective suit and asked the system to generate an ergonomic chair, sitting next to him to guard Lou Xiao'e.

As expected, after Lou Xiaoe woke up, she immediately grabbed the gray linen cloth and wrapped herself up: "You...you...who are you? You are not Xu Damao! You are definitely not Xu Damao!"

He was not stupid. He knew that he was not the same person as the flattering and treacherous guy. Xu Damao was also ready to confess to him, so he prepared to explain.

"You are an alien, right? You must be an alien!" Suddenly, Lou Xiao'e pointed at Xu Damao and screamed loudly!

Xu Damao almost choked on his own saliva!

What kind of brain is this?

alien?

"I was abducted by aliens? What do you want to do? Conquer the earth?"

Xu Damao was speechless - have you read too many foreign science fiction novels?

Lou Xiao'e has read Jules Verne's "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea", Overseas Chinese Zheng Wenguang's "From the Earth to Mars" published in the "China Youth Daily" in 54, and "Journey to the Moon" translated by Mr. Lu Xun.

She was average in her formal classroom studies, but she did read a lot of miscellaneous books because she had no other entertainment.

A young lady like this, married to Xu Damao like before, wasted half her life in this era, and finally gave birth to a son for a bootlicker like Sha Zhu - this is what is called a tragic fate.

For a moment, Xu Damao felt pity. This was his wife, he must protect her!

He stretched out his hand in front of Lou Xiao'e and gave her a very gentle slap on the head.

“Ouch—it hurts!”

Lou Xiao'e held her head and cried out in pain, and the cloth on her body fell off again -

Looking at that (special brackets for anti-sensitivity), Xu Damao swallowed his saliva and quickly took the cloth to cover her.

Something in my body is stirring... Isn't this torture? !

Newly married young people cannot achieve harmony in life because their physique is too strong - who the hell can they complain to?

Could it be that the system is using this method to urge me to complete the task quickly?

Really cruel!

Xu Damao remembered the lyrics - I want it, what's the use of this iron rod? I have it, so what does it matter if it changes?

Suddenly, the plot of "Hancock" flashed through my mind again. I won't end up in the same situation as him, right?

"I'm not an alien, I'm Xu Damao!"

He explained helplessly that it seemed that his identity as a time traveler had to be kept secret, otherwise, with Lou Xiao'e's little brain, who knows what kind of trouble it would cause.

"You're lying! Xu Damao is a treacherous villain! You - you are different..."

At this point, Lou Xiao'e blushed unconsciously, as if she was remembering something.

When Xu Damao heard this, he wondered whether he was insulting me or praising me.

He felt very embarrassed.

"After I was kicked unconscious by Shazhu, I hit my head and was chosen by the moon when I was on the verge of death."

"That's right, I am the man chosen by the moon, Xu Damao! A native Chinese! My mission is to transform the moon!"

Who can't brag? Anyway, no one comes out to testify, so what can you do to me?

"Then...how come you have changed so much?" Lou Xiao'e looked Xu Damao up and down in confusion. She still couldn't believe what Xu Damao said.

"I already have a whole moon. I can't say I have jumped out of the three realms, but I have already jumped out of the earth. Can't I broaden my horizons?"

"You are right—"

"If you have any questions, tell me all at once. I'll explain everything to you - but there are some things I just took over and don't understand yet, and there may be some things I can't tell you... Do you understand this?"

"Da Mao, are you a god? The god in charge of the moon? The moon goddess?" Lou Xiao'e didn't care about that at all. With stars in her eyes, she came up to Xu Damao and asked in surprise.

"I am a human! I am a human! I really am a human! I must say this three times!"

"But in terms of my abilities and authority, I can be called a demigod."

"Then I will be the god's wife? No, we must have a baby! Then the baby will be a little god in the future! My nephews and nieces will be beaten to death! They are a bunch of unlucky kids who are lazy and want to ruin my father's property!"

"Da Mao, you are already a demigod, can you have a child?"

"…You're thinking too far ahead. However, my infertility can be cured in half a year at the fastest, or two to three years at the slowest."

"Besides... beating someone is against the law. Aren't you afraid that our child will beat someone to death?"

Xu Damao thought about his genes...what would he do if he gave birth to a little superman?

Putting real dragons among ordinary people? That's unrealistic.

"Besides, we already have the moon, why are you still staring at your father's trifles? This is an area four times the size of China, an entire moon!" Xu Damao said with a bit of disappointment.

"That's true..."

"Da Mao, this moon really belongs to us?" Lou Xiao'e still couldn't believe that all this was true, and kept looking at the earth and the moon outside the window.

“…You can say that, there’s nothing wrong with that!”

"Then, will the country take back the moon? The land in our country is nationalized!" Lou Xiao'e suddenly asked a very serious question.

"...Your point of view is very unique and avant-garde...If they can come up, it is not a bad idea to give it to them." Xu Damao disagreed. The most important thing is the system!

"No! This is not in China, this is overseas... No, it's outside the earth! That's our home!" Lou Xiao'e is now like a little squirrel hoarding supplies. This is mine, that is still mine, they are all mine!

"As long as you're happy."

"Is it really ours?" Lou Xiao'e confirmed repeatedly.

"Should be, yes."

"What about Guanghan Palace? Where is the fairy Chang'e?"

"No, it's just a bare moon, waiting for me to develop it."

"Then I want to be Chang'e!" Lou Xiao'e suddenly raised one hand and made a very childish expression, which meant, if you don't agree, I will cry and make a scene in front of you!

"This is possible..." She's my own wife, so as long as she's happy.

I am Xu Damao, the Moon God, and she is Lou Xiao'e, the Chang'e fairy. We are a perfect match!

As for Wu Gang cutting down the laurel tree... firstly, there were no laurel trees, and secondly, don't bring a man with the surname Wu to the moon, isn't that the problem?

"Build me a Guanghan Palace!"

"…It's still in the renovation and development stage. I haven't even finished the plant laboratory outside. How can I build a palace for you? You're trying to kill me--" Xu Damao was speechless.

"I allow you to marry a concubine! If you don't have enough money, I'll pay for it. Our family can afford it!"

"My moth must live in Guanghan Palace, so that it can be worthy of your identity as the fairy Chang'e!" Xu Damao immediately supported Lou Xiao'e with both hands. Everything his wife said was right!

With such a beautiful, rich and silly wife, what else could a husband ask for?

"I must be the mistress! I must be the first wife!"

"All up to you! OJBK!"