Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

"You are a pig?! How can you give birth?!"

Sha Zhu was extremely sad and angry. It was over. Even if he gave birth to a son in the future, he would not be a match for Xu Damao's child.

Not to mention that he was only one or two years younger, if a fight really broke out, I would have only one son on my side and the other side would have 17 children all coming at me…

This is called one-sided crushing and bullying!

"Lou Xiao'e knows?"

He was very confused about how you did it. Didn’t your family care about it?

"I know, she is the mistress." Xu Damao nodded proudly.

Sha Zhu became even more depressed - if he wanted to marry a wife, he should marry Lou Xiao'e, such a considerate, wealthy and generous wife - where could he find one?

Why did she marry that bastard Xu Damao? It's so infuriating!

"You...are you not afraid that I will tell others?"

Shazhu asked a key question.

Then, Xu Damao's face turned fierce.

"If you dare tell anyone, I'll kill you!"

Sha Zhu felt cold all over, as if he was being stared at by some ferocious beast.

That's true. With Xu Damao's ability, he could kill himself in a matter of minutes. Naturally, he is not afraid if he dares to speak out.

"Forget it, I don't care about your business anymore, you can do whatever you want--" Sha Zhu also waved his hand. He certainly wouldn't be so stupid as to touch Xu Damao's reverse scale.

"But speaking of compensation... you said it yourself, it doesn't count, right?"

"Just ask. As long as I, Xu Damao, have the ability, I will never refuse!" Xu Damao patted his chest.

"You already have 17 children. Help me find a wife. It's not too difficult for you, right?" Sha Zhu was helpless. Yi Zhonghai, the deaf old lady, and even his own father He Daqing were unreliable.

My younger sister He Yushui also helped me find a classmate before, named Zhang Shuqin, who was a big, thick-shouldered man with two big canine teeth...

Sha Zhu had a nightmare that night.

So, just ask Xu Damao for help - no, this is what he should compensate himself for.

"It's not difficult. Just tell me who you like and I, Damao, will help you. Then you, Shazhu, must succeed immediately!" Xu Damao nodded. Helping you find a wife is no big deal!

It’ll be done for you in minutes!

If it doesn’t work, use money or food to attack!

What year is this?

1960, the year with the worst natural disasters in three years. You are a cook, and I, Xu Damao, have the "money power" and unlimited supplies.

Are you afraid you can't smash it?

impossible!

"Do you keep your word?" Sha Zhu frowned and asked doubtfully.

"Once Damao has spoken, he can't take it back!" Xu Damao nodded affirmatively.

Little stars twinkled in Shazhu's eyes!

"I want to marry Sister Qin!"

"Da Mao, help me!"

Xu Damao was embarrassed——

He really wanted to slap her. How dare you, you idiot, dream about my woman?

But when he thought about it, he had just killed Sha Zhu once, and he had also promised him compensation, letting him make any request - and he changed his mind in less than a minute...

Is it murder to silence the witness?

Or is it to silence the witness?

Then, Xu Damao resisted the urge to slap him and shook his head with difficulty: "This is really not okay."

Sha Zhu was very annoyed: "This works!"

Xu Damao had no choice but to tell the truth: "Okay, Qin Huairu is also my woman, and she is pregnant with twin daughters..."

Sha Zhu fell silent, and the light in his eyes disappeared.

"Then, Widow Zhang..."

"No, the twin sons..."

Sha Zhu took out the cigarettes from his pocket, stuffed them into his mouth one by one, and then tried to light them all with a fire - just to smoke them to death.

This world is boring. There is no way to survive.

He stepped on the edge of the platform and looked down. Forget it, it was too high and it would be painful if he fell down.

Sha Zhu was disheartened, but he still asked in the end: "So, where is Sister Jin?"

Xu Damao also noticed that Sha Zhu's mental state was not right, but he was confident that he could pull him back the moment Sha Zhu jumped down, and then reward him with a few big punches.

Is this the Siheyuan God of War?

Isn’t the psychological quality too poor?

Xu Damao pretended to be thinking and muttered: "Jin Lili, follow me..."

Sha Zhu was already desperate and had already stood on the edge of the platform—

This world is too unfriendly to me, goodbye.

"It has nothing to do with it."

"what?"

"Really?"

Sha Zhu was startled, turned his head and asked, then lost his balance -

"Ahhhhhhhhh?"

"What the hell! Xu Damao, help!"

He swung the flower with both hands and kept adjusting his center of gravity on the edge of the platform. Seeing that he was about to fall, Xu Damao couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so he staggered over.

【My life is over! 】

Just when Sha Zhu couldn't hold on any longer and was about to fall down, Xu Damao grabbed his ankle, lifted him up with one hand, and threw him onto the rooftop.

--boom--

Sha Zhu fell over, and after a while, he sat up, covering his nose with blood flowing.

This confused Xu Damao: "Hey, hey, hey, I just used some skill, didn't I? I didn't hit your nose at all, don't blackmail me!"

"When you lifted my foot just now..."

"Hitting the wall with my face..."

"..."

Xu Damao said he was embarrassed and said, "I didn't mean it..."

"you swear!"

"Ah." Xu Damao was confused. Shazhu didn't ask him for compensation or anything, so this was his first sentence?

But swearing what?

"Swear you have nothing to do with Sister Jin! Her child is not yours!"

"I'll believe you only if you swear!"

Sha Zhu covered his nose and stared at Xu Damao fiercely.

Xu Damao was extremely speechless: "Is it necessary, Silly?"

"You're going to have to keep your eyes on the widow, aren't you?"

"Wouldn't it be nice if you could find a virgin girl?"

Sha Zhu shook his head sadly: "Xu Damao, you don't understand, widows are the destiny of men in my He family!"

"Bringing a cub is a plus!"

"As long as it's not your Xu Damao's child, swear!"

Seeing that Sha Zhu had become so crazy, Xu Damao didn't know how to persuade him.

Never mind, as long as you like it.

Damn, what kind of gene is this?

"Okay, okay, I swear, Jin Lili has nothing to do with me! Her child is not mine."

"but--"

Xu Damao was about to tell Sha Zhu that it wasn't Jia Dongxu's child either, but Sha Zhu waved his hand and said, "No buts!"

"you shut up!"

"I'm attracted to Sister Jin!"

"I don't have any other choice anyway!"

"That's it!"

Looking at Sha Zhu's indignation, righteousness, and great and glorious appearance, Xu Damao was completely speechless.

Okay, you are awesome, you are noble, you are amazing!

If you want to give warmth to the widow, it’s up to you!

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything. Do whatever you want."

"We are not vague. Whether you want to bring lunch boxes or nutritional supplements to Widow Jin's house, or even milk powder or something, you can take whatever you want from my kitchen!"

"If it's not enough, tell me and I'll buy you a replacement!"

"Brother, you are kind and righteous, right? I think you are very supportive!"

Xu Damao also patted his chest and said, "If you, Shazhu, are willing to die, I am willing to bury you!"

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up: "That's what you said!"

Xu Damao nodded: "Don't worry, Damao's words are as good as gold!"

"By the way, you came to see me today--"

"Is something wrong?"

Sha Zhu tilted his head——[Why did I come to see Xu Damao? ]