Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

[I R! Damn! ]

As soon as Xu Damao threw the pillow, he regretted it. He is very strong now!

However, thinking that I had been busy on the moon for so long, the effect of the energy potion had long passed, and I came down only after being exhausted.

Plus, the thing thrown out was the pillow on the bed...

It shouldn't kill anyone, right?

"My legs! My legs!"

After hearing the other person's wailing and confirming that he was not dead, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief.

I knew it as soon as I heard it. This is the guy who stole the holy stick. How could he steal it from my house?

There was no cup or other hard object around, otherwise that blow just now could have really killed someone!

As long as you have a cornmeal steamed bread at hand, you are dead! Damn, aren't you being pretentious?

Xu Damao simply started shouting as well—

"There's a thief! Come and catch the thief!"

A loud and sharp voice rang out in the silent yard. Soon many families turned on the lights, put on their clothes and ran over.

Xu Damao also took the opportunity to put on his clothes and hurried out. He didn't even turn on the lights, leaving only Banggeng wailing in the room.

He didn't dare to take the opportunity to beat him again. If he couldn't control his strength well, it could be fatal. Although it was abominable that Banggeng stole things and he should be punished.

But if he killed him knowing that it was him, that would be a bit too much. After all, he was just a naughty kid. And if you think about it carefully, Sha Zhu had a life-and-death feud with the Jia family, and he was just a spectator. As long as he didn't violate his bottom line, there was no need to kill or maim him out of hatred. After all, it would not benefit him and would not relieve his hatred.

This is completely different from the concept of killing enemy soldiers and traitors in Madagascar.

And what is your bottom line?

Xu Damao’s bottom line is that there is no bottom line!

Whatever I want, I just play!

The neighbors gathered around and asked, "Da Mao, what's going on?"

"I don't know either. I was sleeping soundly when I heard a noise. I opened my eyes and saw someone hiding in my house eating. I was shocked!" "So I threw a pillow at him and ran out. The thief is still in my house!"

Xu Damao pretended to be still frightened and said this, and everyone nodded in agreement. It would be really scary to open your eyes in the middle of the night and see someone eating in your house. Scaring others can be fatal!

"Really a thief?"

"What else? Could it be that someone comes to my house in the middle of the night to offer warmth? Call the police immediately! Let the police handle it!" Xu Damao did not mind the big deal and shouted that he would call the police, hoping that Bang Geng could be arrested directly.

"Don't call the police!" Yi Zhonghai's voice came from a long distance away. He was feeling very angry.

The deaf old lady went to the hospital for a check-up and was told that there was nothing serious going on, but she needed to rest well, so an old lady stayed by her side in the hospital, but she couldn't bear it anymore and came back on her own.

But after coming back and sleeping for only a few hours, he was woken up by Xu Damao's screaming, and he even threatened to call the police?

If I don't torture you, Xu Damao, for a day, will you die or something?

"Da Mao, if you call the police for everything, what do you need us three uncles for? Don't worry, the second uncle will definitely help you with this matter!" Liu Haizhong lived in the backyard and came quickly. He stood there with his big belly and deliberately held a teacup to pretend to be a leader.

We're catching a thief here! Do you still have time to grab the teacup?

In the evening, Xu Damao rejected his face, but Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady were humiliated, so he was not too upset. He went back and beat up the disobedient Liu Guangtian, and his anger subsided.

At this time, a thief happened to come. As long as this matter was handled fairly, wouldn't I be able to stand up again as the second uncle?

Regardless of how great his contribution is, you have to make Xu Damao believe that he is the only reliable boss in this compound, right?

"I'm here to see who dares to come to our backyard and steal things! They really don't take me, their uncle, seriously! Too arrogant!"

After saying that, Liu Haizhong stood in front of Yi Zhonghai and was the first to stick his head out to look inside Xu Damao's house.

"Why does the voice sound so familiar? And it's a child?" Yan Bugui also arrived and pulled the light cord directly.

——Click——

When the lights were turned on, the three old men and the surrounding neighbors were all stunned.

Is this a good joke?!

There is a bowl of bacon that is almost eaten up next to him?

It was that evening when Xu Damao and He Yushui were eating noodles. There was some leftover food that was not finished, so Xu Damao put it in the cupboard. It would not go bad in this weather.

Bang Geng was awakened by the urge to urinate in the middle of the night, and he thought of the bacon at Xu Damao's house, so he sneaked over. At that time, Xu Damao was still on the moon, and there was only a quilt and the clothes he took off after teleporting on the bed at home.

Banggeng looked around for a long time and saw no one, so he thought Xu Damao was not at home. After all, the windows had no glass, and the bed was cold, so it was unsuitable for people to live in this cold winter.

So he simply sat down at the table and started eating.

But unexpectedly, Xu Damao suddenly teleported back and hit him with a pillow.

The pillow was an old-fashioned square pillow filled with various husks, and it was quite heavy. Under Xu Damao's great strength, Banggeng's left calf was directly broken and bent to 90 degrees!

Everyone gasped when they saw how Banggeng's leg was broken.

That's horrible!

"Xu Damao? You hit him?" Liu Haizhong stared at Xu Damao in horror. How could you be so cruel?

"Oh my! This, this..." Yan Bugui didn't know what to say when he saw this tragic scene.

"Xu Damao, how could you do that? He's just a child!" Yi Zhonghai was furious. Jia Dongxu was his apprentice, and Banggeng was his grand-disciple. Although he was a bit of a thief, he was still a child after all! And he was his grand-disciple!

How could you, Xu Damao, have the heart to beat him like this? You beat him to death!

"Call the police! You must call the police! Xu Damao, you are going to kill someone!"

Yi Zhonghai went crazy. He didn't care about Banggeng's injury for the time being, but for this reason, he had to send Xu Damao in!

This time the evidence is irrefutable, you can't deny it anymore, right?

At this time, he had completely forgotten that he was the one who didn't allow the police to be called, and he was also the one who wanted to call the police. Even Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui secretly complained in their hearts - [How can you be so shameless? ]

Xu Damao, however, said the same thing with a nonchalant expression: "Call the police. If you, Yi Zhonghai, don't call the police today, you will be my grandson."

At this time, a nosy neighbor was muttering: "Xu Damao said the same thing yesterday, but did the old man call the police in the end, or not?"

"Is Yidaye really Xu Damao's grandson?"

"If something happens in our compound, can we call the police?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know either."

Listening to the neighbors' whispers, Yi Zhonghai's face darkened, but he had no way to explain anything. After all, he was the one who broke the rules he set. When he was about to stop the people from talking, the voice of the Jia family came from not far away.

Jia Dongxu: "What's going on? Are you calling the police again? Xu Damao's grandson's house was robbed? He deserves it!"

"By the way, Mom, where's Huairu and Banggeng?"

Jia Zhang: "Bang Geng said he had diarrhea, so he probably went to the toilet."

Qin Huairu held Xiaodang in her arms without saying a word, looking as if she had not yet woken up.

Then everyone looked at them with great pity.

Jia Dongxu felt very uncomfortable being looked at, especially by Xu Damao - [Did he hear what he just said? I clearly spoke very quietly? ]

Then he pretended to be indignant and said, "There's a thief? How dare he steal into our yard?"

"Beat him! Beat him hard! Beat him to death! Then send him to the police and let him spend time in jail!"

Everyone had strange looks on their faces and tried to hold back their laughter, but no one came forward to interrupt Jia Dongxu.

Xu Damao smiled strangely, and then said, "Jia Dongxu, are you sure you want to fight first and then send him to the police?"

Jia Dongxu immediately replied righteously: "Of course it's necessary! In our hometown, if a thief is caught in the act, at least his hands will be broken. Even if he is beaten to death, he deserves it..."

"Dongxu, stop talking!" Yi Zhonghai's face was full of black lines, and he quickly stopped Jia Dongxu's nonsense.

"Master, this is true. There was an incident in my hometown last year..."

"The one in the room is a good joke." Yi Zhonghai wanted to slap him in the face. You don't understand what I'm saying, right? Just shut up when I tell you to!

"Awesome?"

"Didn't Bang Geng go to the public toilet at the entrance of the alley?"

The entire Jia family was stunned.

Then, miserable howls were heard from Xu Damao's house.

"Grandma, save me!"

"My legs were broken by Xu Damao!"

So, everyone in the Jia family rushed into Xu Damao's house in a hurry. Seeing Banggeng's calf bent at 90 degrees, Qin Huairu almost fainted. Fortunately, the second aunt next to her helped her.

"Great! My grandson, who was so cruel as to beat you up like this?"

"It was Xu Damao who beat him! It was him who beat him!"

"Xu Damao, I fuck your uncle!"

Jia Dongxu's eyes turned red, and he picked up the door bolt and smashed it towards Xu Damao's head.

If this hits you, someone will die!

Everyone was stunned for a moment, only He Yushui screamed: "Brother Damao, get out of the way!"

If it was Xu Damao from yesterday, he wouldn’t have the reaction speed to dodge, but he wasn’t afraid because he couldn’t break the defense anyway.

But Xu Damao, who had been fighting all night, had some experience and alertness. He just raised his leg high and kicked the door bolt away. The huge force caused Jia Dongxu to fall somersault and hit the ground heavily.

Firstblood!

Jia Dongxu was knocked out instantly!