Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

This should have been -

"Hey, comrade, do you know where Stalingrad and Leningrad are? I can't find them on the map."

"No more, comrade. The White House and the Communists are back on top of us. The workers are driven back to the factories, the peasants are back in chains. Go east. Cross the Dnieper, over the Ural Mountains. There is still a flame at the end of Siberia."

Judging from the information on the Internet in later generations, this saying became popular in 19.

The titles of videos on Bilibili are usually "Hey, Comrade! Do you know where Stalingrad is? I can't find it on the map!"

Xu Damao remembered the pronunciation, and those videos were very popular on Bilibili, so Xu Damao changed the pronunciation of Stalingrad to Baikonur.

"Пpnвet toвapnщ, a вы 3haete гдe haxoдntcr 6ankohyp? r he moгy hantn eгo ha kapte."

This is not Xu Damao's lie, he has scanned the map of the Russian bear, Kazakhstan was only DL in 91, and is still a part of the Russian bear. But the map accuracy at that time was not good, and some key place names, especially military warehouses, ammunition depots, test sites, etc., could not be marked very carefully.

And the most important thing is that Xu Damao does not know Russian. The roads on the map are marked, and Xu Damao also knows several major cities. He also learned the word Baikonur from reading in the newspaper and asked an engineer from the factory to help him read it out before he knew how to pronounce it.

So now he is following the satellite navigation to find the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, but he really doesn't know how to get there.

The sleepy guard took the cigarette in a daze, and then saw what Xu Damao was wearing - a star-spangled uniform?

It took him almost a second or two to react.

"Вpaжeckar ataka!"

Xu Damao didn't know what he was saying, but it was nothing good. The guard raised his gun and pointed it at Xu Damao and pulled the trigger?!

Xu Damao ran away! The guard didn't know whether the gun was jammed or the safety was off, so the gun didn't fire at first.

By the time the gunshot sounded, Xu Damao had already run several hundred meters - and then the whole of Moscow was boiling!

Xu Damao had no choice but to follow the quantum communication satellite and run towards Kazakhstan, asking for directions as he ran.

It's just a pity that Captain America's uniform has several holes in it...

Next time, wear Superman's clothes?

How about putting it in third gear and doing a big jump for them to see?

Along the way, Xu Damao did not kill anyone. He was already quite despicable when he asked the Russian soldiers where their space center was going while wearing Captain America's uniform.

If we kill a few more people, the matter will become too serious.

By the time he almost found the Baikonur Cosmodrome, it was almost dawn?

In the distance, towards the space center, one could vaguely see many jeeps, radars, tanks, and patrolling troops.

Is it because you asked too many questions along the way that made things tense here?

Xu Damao was also speechless. Can I blame him? There was no mark on the map. There was nothing I could do. If he hadn't occasionally met a few kind people who could understand his poor Russian and were willing to give him directions, he really might not have been able to find this place. He asked the system to mark Baikonur on the quantum communication satellite, and Xu Damao returned to the moon.

It's not a good idea to force our way in. It's easy to leave traces now that day is almost dawn. Now that we know the location, we can wait until tomorrow to paralyze them first.

Ulaanbaatar is more than 2600 kilometers away from here, Moscow is 2400 kilometers away, and Kiev is 2800 kilometers away, all about the same.

Come back tomorrow with a different anchor point!

But internationally, there has been an uproar.

"Captain America shows up at the Empire State Building! Comics are not just fantasies, the beautiful lady is conducting superhuman experiments!"

"Captain America shows up at Bolshoi Theatre (National Theatre of the Bear) in Moscow. Is this a provocation from the US to the Bear?"

"Suspected American Bioman Invasion of the Bear"

"The US team is heading straight to the Baikonur Cosmodrome, and the Russian Army is urgently mobilized"

"..."

But Russia and the United States are also puzzled. The two sides have just discussed the cooperation framework, and the United States has also stationed its supplies and scientists in the Baikonur Cosmodrome. There is only a small team of soldiers here to assist and protect the scientists' personal safety.

Even if Da Piaoliang really has the technology in this area, why would it send people to cause trouble at this time?

Moreover, it did not cause any damage or kill anyone during the whole process. When tracking its movement path to about 10 kilometers near the Baikonur Cosmodrome, it lost its trace... The only damage it caused was that a lot of concrete floors were "broken" along the way...

Completely confused.

When Da Meili discovered the trace of "Captain America" ​​it was around 22 p.m. New York time;

When the Bolshoi Theater in Moscow (the Russian National Theater) discovered the traces of "Captain America", it was 5 a.m. Moscow time, which was 22 p.m. New York time.

The traces were found near the Baikonur Cosmodrome around 7 a.m. Moscow time.

That is to say, New York and Moscow discovered "Captain America" ​​almost at the same time, and "Captain America" ​​arrived in Baikonur from Moscow in about 2 hours.

The leaders of both sides did not believe that this was something that could be done by one person. 1. It was impossible for one person to suddenly flash from New York to Moscow and cover 2 kilometers in two hours, unless his speed reached the speed of sound, which was even more impossible. The first and second points were in conflict with each other.

Moreover, if he has this speed, no matter it is the flash in the first line or the speed of sound in the second line, with this ability, the whole earth cannot stop him. He can carry a high-yield missile and throw it at the capital of the enemy country. No one can stop him and it will be over.

Therefore, although the two sides are suspicious of each other, they both believe that this is just a premeditated prank. However, they still strengthened military patrols near the Baikonur Cosmodrome because they still don’t know what the goal of this "gang" is.

After Xu Damao landed on the moon, he continued to paste the walls. There were five sides, each side was 5 square meters (1 meters long), and the thickness of the solid cement was 100 meters. It was not so easy to finish. (The community is in the "trench" under the moon, with a depth, width and length of 3 meters. Some of the previous parts were written incorrectly, so I corrected them.)

When he could see Sijiu City turning around on the earth, Xu Damao returned to the courtyard.

At this time, it was 7 o'clock in the evening in Beijing.

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As soon as I came out, I heard the noisy sound from the middle courtyard, and Lou Xiao'e and others were not at home. Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e's room was on the second floor of the wing, and the kitchen, living room and bathroom were downstairs, mainly the kitchen and living room.

Xu Damao quickly changed his clothes, jumped out of the window, and came to the alley outside the courtyard. Then he took out some food from the space, pretended to come back from outside, and went back from the front yard. It took no more than a minute.

As soon as I arrived at the central courtyard, I saw everyone gathered together, holding another meeting.

As usual, Lou Xiao'e was protected by the rain and the Liu family. She was just sitting there, eating melon seeds and watching the show. Xu Damao quickly approached her and asked, "What's going on? I was only away on a business trip for a day. What happened in the yard?"

"Brother Damao, you're back?"

"Da Mao, Da Mao, come and watch the show! This Jia Zhang is so wicked!"

"You were not here today, and Jia Zhang left the city early in the morning and went back to her hometown to find a relative to inherit Jia Dongxu's job. It's nothing."

Xu Damao nodded. Since Jin Lili had a job, she naturally didn't need this workstation. Banggeng was too young now, so it was normal for him to go to the Jia family or the Zhang family to find relatives to take over the job.

"But she also wants his relative to inherit Jia Dongxu's wife, Jin Lili!"

"What do you mean by keeping the wealth within the family?"

"What the hell?! Is this something a human can do?!"

Xu Damao was stunned!