Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao understood that it was the leader from the next level who came out to stabilize the factory. At this time, he also noticed that the man with the pot-covered hair moved his fingers slightly, opened his eyes a little, then quickly closed them, and looked at the anxious and pale-faced staff member.

Suddenly an idea emerged in Xu Damao's mind, so Xu Damao raised his hand and spoke loudly.

"Leader, I suspect that this pot-covered guy is in cahoots with this staff member, and his purpose is to defraud Guo Jia's support funds!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the guy with the pot-cover hair suddenly jumped up and ran out quickly!

With so many fighters here, can you still run?

Sure enough, within half a minute, the man was brought back and dragged into a room for interrogation together with the staff member who was still shouting "It has nothing to do with me! It has nothing to do with me!"

"Comrade, please wait a moment. We will know the result soon."

The leader walked in with a smile, while other personnel, soldiers, and staff watched outside for a while, but when they saw that they couldn't hear any sound and there were special guards on duty, they dispersed and went about their business.

Those who needed to register registered, those who needed to be tested tested, everyone was doing their own job, only the Taoist priest approached Xu Damao and gave him a thumbs up.

"Brother, awesome!"

Xu Damao was also very amused when he saw the Taoist priest approaching him: "Hey, brother, is this... the real thing?"

He was wearing a yellow Taoist robe with the Bagua on it, a hat, a compass, and a peach wood sword. This guy didn't have straight eyebrows, but his two small moustaches were a bit similar to Xu Damao's. The two of them standing together looked like brothers in distress.

"How fresh! He is a Taoist priest who was ordained by the Tianshi Temple of Longhu Mountain! He is officially registered with the Religious Affairs Bureau of the National Academy of Sciences!"

The guy proudly took out a pile of documents and handed them to Xu Damao, but Xu Damao couldn't understand them?

"What do you call it?"

"I'm a poor Taoist, Shenxuzi."

"Shenxuzi? Mr. Shenxu?" Xu Damao almost burst out laughing. What kind of name is this?

"God - the mysterious God! The empty Void! If you continue to cause trouble, I will get angry with you!" Taoist Master Shenxuzi's face turned red at that time. He put his hand on the hilt of the peach wood sword and pretended to pull it out, but was held down by Xu Damao.

"I was just kidding. How can you not know how to be funny? I was wrong, I was wrong!" Xu Damao apologized quickly. Mainly because when he heard the name Shenxuzi, he thought of Shenxugongzi, so he said it unconsciously.

Seeing that Xu Damao had already apologized, Shenxuzi could no longer lose his temper, so he just snorted twice and stopped talking. Originally, Shenxuzi thought this person was good, not only was his mind quick, but he was also very logical, especially his "Dark Forest" theory, so he wanted to come and get to know him. But I didn't expect this person to have such a bad taste, it really pissed me off! I'll draw a circle and curse you when I go back tonight!

Seeing that Shenxuzi no longer paid attention to him and he had nothing to do, Xu Damao started chatting with him.

"Hey, Shenxuzi, kidney... Taoist Shenxu——"

"Hmm? What's up?"

"Well, you look like this, aren't you afraid of being caught? Aren't we opposing feudal superstition and banning religious activities now? Why are you still hanging around dressed like this?" Xu Damao has always been curious about this. Since he came here, this is the first time he has seen a religious person dressed so orthodoxly. Aren't you afraid of being caught?

"What can I do? My superiors invited me here, so I have no choice but to come." Shenxuzi looked helpless.

"Is it hard to live in the mountain or the Taoist temple?"

"It's all collectivized. Do you think life will be better?"

“Are Taoist temples on the mountains also communalized?”

"That's right. When Dayi entered the university last year, he worked during the day and was criticized at night... Oh, it brings tears to my eyes just talking about it."

"I understand. I have a question—"

"You said."

"Whether it's a Taoist temple or a Buddhist temple, are the incense money used for public or private use?"

"——hiss——" Shenxuzi took a breath of cold air. How dare you ask!

"It cannot be said, it cannot be said——"

Well, this is either a taboo or someone's pain point, so let's not talk about it.

The two of them were chatting about all kinds of gossip, saying that this special ability was fake, and that one was cheating. It's no secret that this Taoist priest had quite good knowledge, and he could see through many tricks that Xu Damao couldn't even see through.

Xu Damao felt that if this Taoist priest were to work as a staff member of the appraisal center, it would save the higher-ups a lot of effort.

But with his identity, no one would pay attention to him even if he recommended himself.

So, the two of them squatted by the flower bed, smoking and watching the show. Xu Damao even took out two bottles of beer from his "pocket", and Shenxuzi accepted them all.

You know what, this place is no different from a theatre troupe or a mental hospital. It's quite fun.

Somehow, we ended up talking about Shenxuzi's major.

"Brother Xu, I'm not bragging to you. I can predict the future 500 years from now, but I do have some skills in reading palms and feeling bones."

"I tell you, this is not feudal superstition. Physiognomy is a very important skill among the five skills of Taoism."

"The so-called 'physiognomy' generally includes five types: 'seal physiognomy, name physiognomy, human physiognomy, family physiognomy, and tomb physiognomy (feng shui)'. It is a kind of art to observe the forms existing in the phenomenal world. This is the category of the branch of the Book of Changes, and today I, the Taoist priest, am very interested in you. I am not interested in discussing this with ordinary people."

"Come, I will check your palm and feel your bones..."

As he was speaking, Shenxuzi grabbed Xu Damao's hand and started to work.

Xu Damao also found it fun, so he let him watch. Anyway, the people inside hadn't come out yet, and he didn't know who to ask to "receive" or identify it. He was bored anyway, so he might as well join in the fun.

"Oh my goodness, your love life is so fucking colorful. I'm telling you, you better be careful. This isn't the way to go these days."

Shenxuzi held Xu Damao's hand and looked at him in amazement. He gave Xu Damao an ambiguous look in a way that said, "You know I know your secret."

But Xu Damao was puzzled: "You can see this?"

"Isn't that nonsense? I am a professional at looking at marriages and relationships! I make a living by doing this!"

"How many can you tell?" Xu Damao was ready to test him with a little more difficulty.

"There are already five that are entangled together and cannot be separated. It's hard to say how many there will be in the future. Anyway, you... have to be careful and exercise restraint, brother!" When Shenxuzi said this, he looked around. The two of them were squatting under a big tree on the side of the road. The soldiers standing guard around were still far away, so they didn't hear it.

In this day and age, he is still entangled with five women. He is definitely a hooligan and should be taken to the shooting range!

"Fuck, you really have some skills? Then can you count for me how many children I have?" Xu Damao was stunned - Lou Xiao'e, Li Mingmei, Qin Huairu, Widow Zhang, Liu Lan - isn't that exactly 5?

Will there be more in the future? Xu Damao really doesn't want to mess around with other girls anymore. He has enough kidneys, but he doesn't have enough time?

He is not a master of time management!

Let’s make it more difficult for this Shenxuzi!

"As for children, you have to look at their faces. Let me take a look... Oh my, brother, your child hasn't even been born yet, but you already have 8 boys and 2 girls?!"

"Wait, let me calculate again, am I wrong?"

“Even pigs can’t be that fertile, right?” Shenxuzi himself was shocked by the result of his calculation. In these days, during these famine years, there are still no children born, 10?

What kind of family do you have? Can you afford it?

"How old are you? How come there are 8 boys and 2 girls? No, you should be destined to have no children. How come suddenly... your fate has changed against the will of heaven?" Suddenly, Shenxuzi discovered something was wrong -

Xu Damao's fate has been changed!