Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

On the morning of May 5, Saturday, Xu Damao was showing off his "Legendary Portable Radio" and headphones in his office. These were sent directly to his factory by someone from Hong Kong. Out of everyone's curiosity, Xu Damao showed them off openly.

The advanced design made everyone crazy.

And strictly speaking, this thing was given to Xu Damao by the representative of the Crescent Kingdom, so it cannot be said to be smuggled or foreign goods of unknown origin - this was designed by Xu Damao himself, and everyone knows it.

A whole large box was delivered, and Xu Damao readily gave it to several important leading cadres and acquaintances.

The Propaganda Department alone gave out three sets. As they used them, everyone exclaimed, "This set costs 3 US dollars! That's 60 RMB! Aren't you too generous, Xu Damao?"

Xu Damao said indifferently: "I didn't buy it. It was sent by the New Moon Country. I don't need a whole box by myself."

"Besides, this thing costs at most 10 RMB. It's just not available in China. It's not something particularly rare."

Someone immediately said bitterly, "The cost is only 10 yuan? Xu Damao, you are a black-hearted government official!"

Xu Damao also understood that this was just a complaint behind closed doors, and it was not intentional, but he immediately explained: "Hey, you guys can't talk nonsense! I'm giving away gifts and also giving away the name of ZB. I can't bear this hat."

"The money was earned by the Crescent Nation. Their factories are state-owned, not owned by individuals, and their country is also a socialist country."

"How much money they make has nothing to do with me. I don't even dare to ask for design fees. I just convert them into samples."

"I am their chief designer. This is also a job assigned by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. We have to cooperate with them, right? We can't embarrass Guo Jia, right?"

Section Chief Huang immediately responded, "That's right. Xu Damao has really made our Guo Jia proud this time. Everyone, don't talk nonsense when you go out!"

"Comrade Xu Damao didn't take a penny from this. He was just cooperating with the diplomatic work from above! How glorious it is—"

Before he could finish his words, the phone in the Propaganda Department rang.

Section Chief Huang picked up the phone and handed it to Xu Damao: "Damo, this is for you."

Xu Damao: “?”

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Half an hour later, Xu Damao, Li Mingmei, Lou Bancheng and Lou Xiao'e gathered together in the embassy of Crescent Kingdom.

It turned out that the Legend flagship store in Hong Kong and the Legend Audio Factory were attacked by unknown gang members. The losses were not particularly large, but many people were injured.

The most important thing is that the eldest son of the Lou family was kidnapped!

So Xu Damao, the Lou family, and the leaders of the Xinyue Kingdom gathered together because the Legendary Audio Factory was related to them.

Lou Bancheng was extremely anxious because his eldest son had been kidnapped and the kidnapper demanded a ransom of 100 million US dollars!

The Lou family could have gathered the money, but they couldn't exchange so much foreign currency right now! Even if they converted it into RMB, Lou Bancheng couldn't come up with it.

His largest assets now are gold, antiques and real estate. It is not safe to keep millions of dollars at home, and he, Lou Bancheng, does not dare to deposit them in the bank.

The most the Lou family can come up with is about US$15, and they have to sell all their properties in Hong Kong.

So in the end they turned to Li Mingmei for help, because the Legend Audio Factory in Hong Kong had foreign exchange reserves, and the product sales for this week alone were more than that amount.

Moreover, this was the Lou family's own business and had nothing to do with Guo Jia, so it was impossible to get any substantial help by going to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

As for borrowing 100 million US dollars from major banks?

What do you think?

So I came to Li Mingmei for help.

Seeing Lou Bancheng's pitiful appearance of begging for help at such an old age, Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e and Li Mingmei were all very embarrassed. Finally, Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore and said with resentment: "Da Mao..."

If she didn't persuade him any more, she felt that her father would most likely kneel down and beg Li Mingmei. She was the first wife and Li Mingmei was the second wife. What would it mean if her father kneeled down to the second wife?

Are you rebelling against Tiangang?

Xu Damao couldn't hold it in any longer and quickly persuaded Lou Bancheng: "Okay, Dad, don't be so polite. Don't beg Li Mingmei. She paid the money. Can she bear your condition?"

Lou Bancheng was stunned. What did you mean? Could you, Xu Damao, be the master of her New Moon Kingdom?

He looked at Xu Damao, then at the embarrassed Li Mingmei, and his daughter Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e had a good relationship with Li Mingmei, and Lou Bancheng knew this, but he didn't think she would lend him 100 million US dollars just because they had a good relationship, right?

My own daughter doesn't have such a big face. If it's a son, and Li Mingmei likes him...

That's not worth 100 million dollars, right?

How could a leader of a country be so willful?

Just when his CPU was running at high speed and was about to crash, Xu Damao had no choice but to confess.

"Don't think about it, Dad. Li Mingmei is also my woman."

Lou Bancheng's eyes almost popped out of his head. He turned to look at Xu Damao, then turned to look at Li Mingmei, and then turned to look at Xu Damao again.

"?"

"I conquered the New Moon Kingdom. It is mine and Li Mingmei's property."

Lou Bancheng looked at Li Mingmei again, and Li Mingmei smiled and nodded: "Yes, uncle, what Damao said is true."

Li Mingmei was also embarrassed. She could call Xu Damao's parents "Mom and Dad", but it was not appropriate to call Lou Xiao'e's father "Dad", nor was it appropriate to call him "Master Lou", so she could only call him "Uncle".

Xu Damao continued, "She is also pregnant with quadruplets, all boys."

Lou Bancheng opened his mouth in disbelief, then looked back and forth at Xu Damao and Li Mingmei, and finally looked at Lou Xiao'e for confirmation, and Lou Xiao'e nodded helplessly.

"She already knew about Moth, and Moth is the eldest wife."

Lou Bancheng confirmed again, and Lou Xiaoe said proudly: "Yes, Dad, I am the first wife, Mingmei is the second wife."

"Da Mao is very capable, don't worry, he will definitely rescue Big Brother—"

"Fuck!" Xu Damao shouted before Lou Xiao'e could finish her words.

Because Lou Bancheng fainted due to CPU overclocking, he was foaming at the mouth, and his hands were twitching like chicken claws.

"Did this guy have a stroke?!"

Then I quickly drank a bottle of HP potion...

Everyone didn't breathe a sigh of relief until Lou Bancheng recovered.

"Dad, don't get excited anymore. This medicine is very expensive!" Lou Xiao'e quickly supported Lou Bancheng and said.

Lou Bancheng was embarrassed and asked doubtfully, "How many things are you hiding from me?"

Xu Damao was also helpless: "When the time comes, I will tell you. Now just pretend you know nothing."

"Brother, I'll just go over there. Don't worry, the other party is just looking for money, this is just a small matter."

"But Damao, Hong Kong is a very chaotic place. There are gangs and guns! If you are alone..."

"Don't worry, even if everyone in Hong Kong comes, I will be safe." Xu Damao said without any concealment, but Lou Bancheng just thought he was bragging.

You, Xu Damao, are really powerful. Last time, you killed a warrior under the command of Mr. Chen from the Hongmen ZhiG Hall in seconds, but they were just warriors.

But in Hong Kong, there is no such thing as chivalry or duels. They have guns and cannons, and under the colonization of foreigners, Guo Jia can't do anything there, as the situation there is very chaotic.

But Lou Xiao'e and Li Mingmei also nodded and advised: "Don't worry, Damao is invincible."

Lou Bancheng sighed. It was over. It seemed that his daughter and Li Mingmei were both in love.

This doesn't make sense!