Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

In the dead of night, screams, cries and shouts could be heard from Courtyard 95, along with the strange laughter of the younger generation and the soul-calling and cursing voice of Jia Zhang.

Qin Huairu naturally didn't come. She came back late at night to watch the Jia family marry a new bride and make trouble in the bridal chamber. No matter how idle she was, she would never do such a thing. That was something Sha Zhu came up with specifically to scare Jia Dongxu.

He just wanted to scare Jia Dongxu into impotence - but unexpectedly, Jia Dongxu really became impotent.

It should be said that Jia Dongxu had been impotent for a long time. He was not able to have sex in the wedding chamber today, and he was trying to cover it up by getting drunk.

Jin Lili tried several times to help, but Jia Dongxu just couldn't do it, and Jin Lili was getting anxious.

If there is no bloody sheet tomorrow, then this matter will be hard to cover up. In a few months, my belly will be bigger. How will I cover it up then? !

In this day and age, getting pregnant before marriage will lead to public criticism, and it’s hard to say whether you can keep your job in the textile factory!

Even if you try your best to give birth to a child, people around you will still point fingers at you. In those days——

Jin Lili doesn't want that kind of life.

So, Jia Dongxu must be able to do it!

Just when Jin Lili was trying her best to help Jia Dongxu succeed, and just when she saw a little bit of success, Sha Zhu's roar ruined everything!

Jia Dongxu looked like he was fine for just a second, then he let out a weird cry and fainted. It was like a flood, "peeing" all over the bed. Jia Dongxu's face was pale and he was twitching, with white foam coming out of his mouth...

Jin Lili accidentally got her face covered with smudges, but that’s not the point. The point is, why does Jia Dongxu look so much like the legendary “horse wind”?

So, he screamed in fright.

At two or three in the morning, the hospital laboratory test report came out -

Jia Dongxu has a functional disability - to put it simply, he will never be able to lift it again.

Everyone, especially Jia Zhang, Jin Lili and Yi Zhonghai turned around and looked at Sha Zhu angrily.

"Silly Zhu! You destroyed Dongxu, I want your life!"

Following Xu Damao, Sha Zhu successfully eliminated Jia Dongxu as well.

This matter is getting out of control!

And all this has nothing to do with Xu Damao. He is serving Lou Xiaoe, and he also has to find time to care for Liu Lan and Li Mingmei - these three are now queens, and all of them are pregnant with Xu Damao's children. How can he not serve them well?

Xu Damao will get whatever they want. If they are not available in China, he will go to France and Russia to get them. Anyway, if it is the request of these three people, he will do it even if he cannot do it!

Then, Xu Damao had to find time to go to Qin Huairu and Widow Zhang. He couldn't just leave them there and ignore them, right?

Xu Damao still has to go to work, build a community on the moon, and keep an eye on his own house under construction...

It can be said that Xu Damao's life is more tiring than that of a dog. Fortunately, his body has undergone several stages of transformation with strengthening drugs and is no longer a mortal. Otherwise, Xu Damao would have died suddenly sooner or later.

You have to endure the life you have chosen, even with tears in your eyes - it is painful and happy.

The next day, Xu Damao learned that Sha Zhu was arrested by the police station again, so he took a leave and went to the station to take a look.

What happened again?

As Sha Zhu's childhood friend (and sworn enemy), how could Xu Damao not comfort and care (or laugh at) Sha Zhu when he got into trouble?

After a while, Xu Damao found Chen Zhonghua and asked him for help to see Sha Zhu who was locked up.

Seeing the dejected and distracted look, Xu Damao felt puzzled - why did he look like he had been drained of all his energy? Did someone die in your family?

That’s not right. Yu Shui just saw him outside the police station. He was running around there anxiously, but for some reason he couldn’t get in.

Chen Zhonghua directly told Xu Damao what happened in Yard 95 last night -

Hey!

You, Shazhu, are really cruel. How can you even make such a joke?

This is the end of me. I was scared to death by Sha Zhu on the first night of my wedding. The Jia family will never let Sha Zhu off easily!

"What's going on, our Chef He? Is Jia Dongxu dead? How much compensation do you have to pay this time?"

Xu Damao asked with a smile, because he knew that Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady would never let Sha Zhu go to jail. He also asked before he came, and Jia Dongxu was not dead yet, so there was room for maneuver.

But Sha Zhu had a look of despair on his face, still mumbling: "My face is all messed up? How can my face be all messed up? Can I still play like this?"

It was not until Xu Damao chuckled several times that Sha Zhu finally reacted.

"What's wrong with your face? What are you talking about?"

"Nothing, nothing."

"You're so good, Shazhu. First you kicked me into a pulp, and then you scared Jia Dongxu into a pulp. You're a useless demon... No, you're a family-destroying demon... That's not right either... Anyway, you're Shazhu—"

"Niu beep!"

Xu Damao smiled and gave Sha Zhu a thumbs up. Before he could make any move, Yan Jiecheng's blind date failed again, and Jia Dongxu was scared by Sha Zhu again.

It can be said that as long as Sha Zhu is around, the problems of the Siheyuan will automatically go downhill and become more and more weird.

Xu Damao doesn't even have to be the behind-the-scenes pusher, he just has to wait and watch the show.

"... The Jia family is just like you did last time. They want me to pay 2000 yuan... They also want to exchange houses with me, using their three side rooms for my three main rooms..."

Xu Damao was stunned. Damn, the Jia family was really generous. Not only did they want money, they also wanted to change houses. Their small 39-square-meter house was exchanged for Sha Zhu's 54-square-meter house?

Shameless indeed, even the starting price is different.

Xu Damao didn't intend to add insult to injury, because he already had a child, and he wanted to do good deeds for his child. He would never intentionally harm or hurt anyone.

It didn't matter when he didn't have children, he could just act recklessly. But after having children, Xu Damao also believed in these things.

If you can travel through time, what else is impossible?

There is also the principle of concession for the happy. I am very happy now, so there is no need to fight to the death with others. To put it bluntly, if Xu Damao's child is hurt by one of the birds in the Siheyuan in the future, causing irreparable damage - at that time even if all the people in the Siheyuan are killed, it will not be able to save the situation.

So since Lou Xiao'e and others became pregnant, Xu Damao's hostility has been eliminated a lot.

"What did Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady say?" Xu Damao continued to ask. He needed to know the attitudes of these two people.

"Mr. Yi was very angry... He said he didn't care about me anymore. I should pay compensation for the house, otherwise I would go to jail. But by then, the house would still be compensated to the Jia family. It doesn't mean that the debt will be eliminated if I go to jail..."

"The old lady wanted to hit Jia Zhang, but Jia Zhang pushed her and she fell down. She is now in the hospital. It's not a serious matter, but the doctor said she can't have too much emotional fluctuations..."

Yi Zhonghai sided with Jia Dongxu, while the deaf old lady tried to stand up for Sha Zhu but was injured in return and is recuperating in the hospital. He Yushui is just a high school student and has no say.

The most crucial problem is that Shazhu has very little money left, and if he really needs to pay compensation, he can’t afford it.

For a moment, he felt abandoned by everyone and didn't know what to do.

But at this time, only Xu Damao, his archenemy, came to see him.

Whether it was to make fun of himself or not, at least someone came here to listen to him.

"Then what do you think?"

Xu Damao still asked, whether he would help or not, he had to first figure out what this fool meant.