Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao felt hopeless, this happiness came too suddenly, he couldn't afford it!

I originally wanted to have one or two children and live a simple life, which would be good enough.

Suddenly, ten people showed up...

It really costs me my life!

Could it be that I was born to be a beast?

He also explained his situation in China to Li Mingmei, but Li Mingmei disagreed. Which Chinese in their Madagascar Crescent Kingdom didn't have three wives and four concubines?

It’s just 10 children. She can afford to support more. She has a whole country!

(Both Li Mingmei and Lou Xiao'e had been to the moon, so they knew Xu Damao was extraordinary. When they told her directly how many babies she was pregnant with, Li Mingmei believed them.)

Xu Damao wanted to cry but had no tears. Lou Xiao'e had the same idea, wanting her offspring to inherit the Moon. Li Mingmei also had the same idea, wanting her offspring to inherit the Crescent Moon Kingdom...

The one who suffers the most and is the most tired is yourself!

Without saying anything, Xu Damao went to Moscow at night to search for the infertility bag, after all, this thing has been a popular commodity since around 1930. As for contraceptives, they were already mature drugs with low side effects in the 50s, but Xu Damao would never let his women take them, after all, they would have an impact on the body.

As for non-human sterilization rings...it is even more impossible to use them.

I searched all night but couldn’t find any!

Xu Damao was puzzled. China has this thing, so how could Russia not have it?

It was not until one day after the 80s that Xu Damao accidentally looked up information and learned that the Russians had encouraged childbirth and opposed abortion.

The official line is that rubber is a valuable strategic material, and contraceptives are not mass-produced locally. Western contraceptives are no different from drugs, and their import is "not recommended."

So you want to plunder the country of Russia in 59 to make it extinct?

Basically no way.

The People's Commune Health Worker's Handbook of 58 introduced condoms at that time as follows:

"A bag made of thin rubber, also called a condom or wish-fulfilling bag... Remove the condom, wrap it in a cloth, wash it with cold water the next day, dry it, apply talcum powder, roll it up, and store it in a cool place for later use."

Repeated use, and talcum powder, which is thick and easy to break, is even more impossible for Xu Damao to use, and the domestic production of this thing is extremely low...

It seems that I can only go to Europe or Da Piaoliang to search.

Without saying a word, Xu Damao went to Paris. This thing must be available at the Moulin Rouge, right?

The next day—Paris Daily—

"A perverted thief appears again at the Moulin Rouge, and all the condoms on Haussmann Street are sold out!"

Condoms – Freedom!

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The next day, Tuesday, March 3, Xu Damao and Liu Lan took leave in the afternoon to move.

When Xu Damao arrived at the small courtyard with three entrances in Houhai that You Fengxia had given him, he was also attracted by the quiet environment.

The building decoration is simple and neat in every aspect, and you can move in with just your luggage. There are a lot of plants around, and it is estimated that no one has taken care of them for a long time, so they are a little lush. The only drawback is that the yard is a bit too big.

Liu Lan, her mother-in-law, and Liu Lan's son Xiaobao, there are only three people. Living in such a big place is indeed a bit too - insecure.

Although it is much smaller than No. 95 Courtyard, it has all the necessary facilities such as gatehouse, back house, corridor, hanging flower gate, east and west wing rooms, main house and back room, and covers an area of ​​more than 400 square meters.

But there is not even a man here. If something happens, it will be difficult for Xu Damao to come over in time to take care of it.

He scratched his head and could only say that he would take one step at a time and deal with other things later.

As for moving Qin Huairu and widow Zhang here, it was possible, but with so many beautiful girls in the house, Xu Damao was afraid that he would be too busy partying to leave the house.

We need to ask Lou Xiao'e for help and pick out some loyal subordinates from the Lou family with clean family backgrounds to live here so that they can take care of each other if anything happens.

I have to inform Lou Xiao'e about this first, otherwise if she feels uncomfortable, it will be difficult to deal with.

You know what, walking from the innermost back room to the front yard is a distance of more than 20 meters, and it’s really scary where Liu Lan’s family lives!

How about putting a layer of cement on the outer wall and inserting glass shards to prevent theft?

This can be!

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Xu Damao went to Lou's house around three or four in the afternoon, picked up Lou Xiao'e and went back to Yard 95. If it hadn't had a bad influence, Lou Bancheng would have wanted to drive a car to take them back.

At noon, Xu Damao went to the cafeteria and told Sha Zhu to come back early in the afternoon. He, Xu Damao, wanted to treat everyone in the courtyard to a meal! Even the people from the martyrs' family courtyard next door, he, Xu Damao, would treat them too!

It's just that the food is delivered to each household, it's not a dinner party.

Sha Zhu kept asking for a long time, but Xu Damao refused to tell him why, and only said that he would give everyone a surprise. However, Xu Damao gave him meat and food as wages, so Sha Zhu naturally didn't say much.

These days, if you give me meat and food, you are the boss!

At 4:, Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e and Sha Zhu returned to the courtyard. Sha Zhu also called his apprentice Ma Hua, and even He Yushui, who was still in school, was called back. Widow Zhang came with Xiao Dang, Hu Zi and Qin Jingru to help, as Qin Huairu had not yet finished get off work.

"Xu Damao, what's the matter with you? Why are you so angry?"

"You invited neighbors from two courtyards to dinner. Did you get promoted or become a factory director? Why are you making such a big fuss?"

"Where's the food, the meat, the vegetables?"

Sha Zhu said angrily that because of his drunken remarks, he was not only fined in salary, but also became a celebrity in the steel mill.

He is the kind of person who, when aunties in their 50s or 60s see him on the street, would spit at him and call him a hooligan. Anyway, at least it is impossible for him to find a wife or go on a blind date this year.

So Shazhu is very depressed now, how come he drank too much? But Xu Damao didn't drink too much?

Could it be that this kid was pretending all along?

Xu Damao walked up to Sha Zhu with a grin on his face, and handed him two lists: "Here, take a look and read it yourself."

Sha Zhu looked puzzled, but he still read it naturally.

"Xu Damao... fertility... restored... vitality 100%? XX Hospital, March 3th..."

This is the result of a special examination that Xu Damao performed yesterday. The examination report he received was from a different hospital, of course.

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao strangely. After all, it was he who had crippled him before. Now that he has recovered, it is naturally a good thing.

But why do I feel so unhappy with Xu Damao?

"You've recovered, so why are you making such a big fuss about it? You have to let everyone in both courtyards know, right?"

"What's there to show off about this?"

Hearing this, He Yushui couldn't help but blush. Brother Sha and Brother Damao were really shameless to talk about this in public.

Xu Damao shook his head and continued with a smile, "That's not the matter, Shazhu, look at the other list."

Sha Zhu puzzledly took out another list and started reading it as well.

"Lou Xiao'e...is confirmed to be pregnant——"

"Lou Xiao'e is pregnant?!" Sha Zhu shouted out loudly!

Xu Damao nodded with a smile——

He has basically completed all of his predecessor's obsessions!

1. Defeat Sha Zhu - break his legs, let Zeng Dajie and others see his melon, Xu Damao also took a photo of him and kept the negative;

2. Married before Shazhu - Already married, and Shazhu has never been successful in blind dating, and it is estimated that blind dating in the next few years will be hopeless;

3. Mr. Sha Zhu's sons - within one year, 1 sons and 8 daughters, is that enough to meet the standard? Even if Sha Zhu finds someone to sow seeds now, it's too late -

No, there is still a certain chance if it is premature birth.

But Sha Zhu was completely stunned - Xu Damao was cured, and then he had a child?

Why!