Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao was at a loss and wanted to find someone to ask for directions. Is there any shopping mall nearby?

But there were not many people on the street, especially near the Eiffel Tower, it was dark and quiet.

Wandering on the streets of Paris in the early morning, the street lights are not that bright, but there are flashlights on the other side of the bridge. Is there someone patrolling? Is there a curfew?

But when I think about the time, it's probably two or three in the morning, so this situation is very normal.

Xu Damao ran quickly in the dark. His eyes could see things very clearly under the moonlight.

After getting used to it, he simply jumped onto the roof, leaping like a cheetah in the dark, and ran towards the brightly lit place.

Finally, we arrived at our destination. Is this the Arc de Triomphe?

There's nothing fun to do, just keep running.

and many more!

Xu Damao jumped to the top of the Arc de Triomphe, muttering to himself while carving with his fingernails: "Xu Damao was here..."

[No, you can’t write your own name! ]

Then Xu Damao scratched off the three words "Xu Damao".

"Xu Shenxian was here for a visit——"

[Calling yourself a deity, isn't that insane? ]

Scrape it off again!

"Xu, I've been here!"

"Is this okay?"

Looking at the messy and scribbled things, Xu Damao nodded with satisfaction, then jumped away again.

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He walked in the direction where the lights were gathered. The more lights there were, the more people there were. The more people there were, the more business there must be. If there was business, Xu Damao could buy it for 0 yuan!

That’s for sure!

Then, Xu Damao came to a place with red light. He squatted on the top of a building, like Batman or Spider-Man in the dark, and looked at the building with light below.

Why is it that the more I look at it, the more I feel like I've seen it somewhere before?

Is it a web page or a movie?

A big red windmill with the neon sign "Moulin Rouge" on it, but I couldn't understand it...

Moulin Rouge?!

Moulin Rouge in Paris? Red Light District?!

Holy shit, how did I find myself here?!

Xu Damao turned around and looked around. It was all seductive colors. Occasionally, there were a few sexy girls standing in the windows or on the corners of the street—no, that girl had a big lump down there! “She” was a man! There were also various bars and hotel-style buildings…

The red light district is gone!

They are all red lights!

Xu Damao memorized the letters on the roadside signs, 16 something, QuartierPigalle something, Blanche something…

What a great place, it’s all art!

I really want to tie an anchor point here!

Forget it...

Xu Damao couldn't help swallowing his saliva, then turned his head with difficulty. He had to spend his points sparingly. The purpose of coming here today was to get... to get food. He almost said something stupid...

Then Xu Damao chose another direction where there was light and jumped over quickly.

While parkouring on the roof, Xu Damao was thinking - why not I get a high-definition camera and find some good angles!

If this recorded material is edited decades later, would it be considered a commercial film or an art film?

Can I attend the Oscars?

If that doesn't work, selling CDs and videotapes is also an industry!

This is really a headache!

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After a short while, we arrived at a busy street. It looked like it was full of department stores?

Look at the street sign, then look at the building logo and letters. Boulevard Haussmann? Au Printemps? Galeries Lafayette?

I don't understand, but this must be a commercial district, right?

I randomly picked a building, found a window and crawled in. If the door at the bottom of the building was broken, the noise would be too loud, and then...

A huge spiral staircase! A dome over 40 meters high, and there’s an elevator?!

luxury!

An absolute luxury in this day and age!

Why are there so many clothes and bags? Is this a clothing store or a luxury goods store?

How about getting two for Lou Xiao'e?

No, if the moth's stink gets out, it will be a disaster!

……

But since you're here, why not take some?

Jewelry counter?

Diamond necklace?

How about taking two as a token of my appreciation? I didn’t get Moth anything nice when I got married, but if I bring this back, will she show off in front of her besties?

But as soon as Xu Damao opened the glass cabinet door, the alarm sounded throughout the department store!

[Holy shit? Are there still security systems these days?]

Frightened, Xu Damao left quickly and jumped out along the same way he came. After a while, the security personnel inside rushed out and patrolled everywhere.

Xu Damao, squatting on the roof, wiped the sweat off his head - [Fuck, I was dazzled and forgot that I was here to get food...]

Then he took advantage of the massive search going on over there and immediately slipped into another department store.

If you come across something interesting or nice-looking, just pick up some. Don’t buy too many from one store, just a few.

If there are protective measures or the door is locked, then forget it. Why make people panic in the middle of the night?

Restaurant, bakery?

I'm sorry, just take whatever ingredients are available!

This big freezer is great, you can take it away directly with the freezer!

Snacks and candies?

Roll away!

Tea? Damn, is the tea imported from China?! Exported to domestic sales?

Roll away!

Coffee? Or Nestle instant coffee and Maxwell House?

Volume...wait!

It is said that a lot of creamer and saccharin were added to instant coffee after World War II?

Never mind, health comes first.

Hand grinder? Coffee beans?

Roll away, roll away!

Black silk "Marie-Blanche"?

Take a few more! There is such a good thing?!

Change another street!

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Ouch! I know this brand! CHANEL!

Perfume! Clothing, shoes, hats, jewelry, cosmetics, glasses!

(From the opening of her first store on Rue Cambon in 1910, to her move into the Ritz in 1939, to her final days at the Ritz in 1971, Paris was the center of Gabrielle Chanel’s creative world.)

Little black dress? Chanel No. 5?

Roll away, roll away!

Moths will love it!

Whenever Xu Damao saw a store, he would buy whatever he liked and take a few items if he was a little interested. If the door was not open and he could not get in, he would just ignore it to avoid attracting the police.

In the end, there was almost not enough space.

……

Xu Damao looked at the things in the space. There were 5*5*5 - 125 cubic meters, which were his regular reserves of food, clothing, tools, supplies, etc. There were also 10*10*10 - 1000 cubic meters, which were allocated for the daily transportation of fresh marine fish, dried fish, kelp, and fruit. In fact, he didn't need so much.

1000 cubic meters sounds like a lot, but it’s only as high as a three-story building, with 100 square meters of space on each floor.

So, he didn't have much space left. A lot of messy things were rolled up, and only a few hundred cubic meters were left.

I have already forgotten what I was going to do...

[What am I here for? I’m here to buy food. How did I become a major purchaser? ]

[Let's get back to business - but I don't even know where the granary is? ]

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Xu Damao was wandering around in the dark when he suddenly caught his eye of a warehouse-like building. His eyes lit up!

[I know this person! I definitely know him! ]

Because on the top of the warehouse it says - Carrefour!

This is Carrefour!

After wandering around for a while, I actually found Carrefour’s warehouse?

Their stores are not seen in the commercial district.

Haha, Xu Damao is blooming——

[I'm so sorry that I found it. 】

Everything is rolled!

There's also cola! Coca-Cola and Pepsi!

I love Carrefour!

He didn't stop until Xu Damao's space was completely filled.

When I returned to the Qinjiatun Brigade Headquarters, Liu Guangtian was still sleeping soundly.

Xu Damao directly opened a bottle of Pepsi - so cool!

He was happy, but there was chaos in Paris.

The next day, March 1959, 3, was the darkest day in Paris, France since the establishment of the Fifth Republic. The headlines on the front pages of major newspapers and magazines were:

Who Stole the Boulevard Haussmann?

Yes, Xu Damao stole all over the 8th and 9th districts along Boulevard Haussmann!

It’s okay—Karl Lagerfeld has already paid for it!