Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

"Master, are you going to Sijiu City?"

Around 9 o'clock in the evening, after trying to stop several trucks to no avail, Xu Damao simply jumped onto the front windshield of a truck, pressed his big face against the glass and asked that question.

"Oh the fuck?!"

The truck driver almost flipped over!

【Who could have thought of this, family members? 】

[I was driving and smoking on the pitch-black highway late at night. I almost fell asleep when suddenly this thing jumped onto the hood of my car! ]

[I was so scared that I peed my pants in an instant! ]

——Sizzle——

With an emergency brake, the truck drove straight off the curb, just a little bit away from hitting a big tree on the side of the road! And Xu Damao was also thrown far away by this.

The truck driver didn't care about anything and took out the pistol from under the seat and fired two shots in the direction where Xu Damao disappeared!

—Bang! —Bang! —

Fight first and then talk!

The sound of gunfire could be heard from far away in the dark night, causing dogs to bark in the distant village.

The black shadow flashed over there, and then disappeared. The truck driver was sweating all over, and then he looked at his brother in the co-pilot seat. The two of them got out of the car carefully and checked the surroundings. They wanted to confirm what the thing was and whether there was a gunshot wound.

Is it a human or a monster?

How can a person who can jump onto the hood of a speeding truck in the middle of the night and ask you questions with a joking face be a normal person?

Even the robbers don’t have such courage and ability!

"Captain... is that... is that a human?"

"I don't know, but... our truck's speed is no less than 80 miles per hour, right?"

"Do you think it's okay for a human to jump up here and question us?"

"Is that... a ghost?"

Just when the two were scaring themselves, Xu Damao suddenly rushed over, and with two swishes, the guns in the hands of the two disappeared -

Then, just as the two men reacted, Xu Damao had already pointed a tortoise box and an old-fashioned rifle of unknown name and model at the two men.

"Hey, you two, can you listen to me now?"

Xu Damao was very angry, but he had no choice. It was useless to stop or chase the cars before, as no car was willing to stop.

Aren’t people of this generation said to be very enthusiastic?

So passionate that they start having sex the moment they meet?!

But he didn't expect that he was wearing tattered clothes and was as dirty as a beggar (he didn't take a shower or clean up on the moon, and when he came down, he picked up the same tattered clothes to wear), and it was the middle of the night.

No one dared to stop the car at this time, not to mention that there was no one around, and Xu Damao could run to catch up with the car...

Who the hell dares to stop here?

When this car came, Xu Damao got anxious and jumped on it, almost scaring the car so much that it flipped over.

So I got shot twice—I deserved it!

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"Do you really just want to hitchhike back to Sijiu City?"

"Yes."

"Not a robber?"

"No, if I were a highway robber, would I be able to return the gun to you? Wouldn't it be more convenient to just shoot twice, rob the car and run away?"

"..."

"Then why didn't you stop the car?"

"I stopped someone, but no one was willing to stop and give me a ride?"

The driver and his colleague looked at Xu Damao's ragged appearance and his dark face, and thought about this deserted highway, and the time of night...

There would be no way they could stop to pick you up!

"Why are you going to Sijiucheng?" The driver asked out of caution. Don't bring back a spy, otherwise you'll be in trouble!

"...seek refuge with relatives..." Xu Damao had stored the car and other things in the space. He couldn't ride it anyway. At this moment, it was most appropriate to say that he was seeking refuge with relatives. He was no different from a beggar.

The two men looked at Xu Damao's horrible appearance, and then looked at the gun that had been returned to them - which proved that this man could snatch the gun away at any time and didn't take it seriously at all.

What’s more, the driver was even more observant. He saw two bullet holes on Xu Damao’s torn clothes!

This man was shot, but he is invulnerable!

I looked carefully at the shadow cast by the car lights - this person has a shadow and his feet are on the ground, he is not a ghost!

The driver swallowed his saliva and thought, well, has he met a master?

Since you can't do it anyway, just agree to it.

The driver said helplessly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Now the car has been driven into the ditch. We have to wait until daytime and ask the villagers to come and help to push it out."

"Look at what this incident has caused..."

He scratched his head. Regardless of the fact that it was just a misunderstanding and no one was right or wrong, it was a fact that he was late.

If I go back seven or eight hours late, won’t I miss the production?

Xu Damao tilted his head to look at the back of the truck and asked, "What's that thing on the back of the truck?"

The two of them suddenly became nervous again and picked up their guns, but then they thought again - it seems to be of no use?

"Food ingredients..."

Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief: "As long as it's not a steel ingot, it's fine. Get in the car, you drive and I'll push it!"

"You push?"

So, in the eyes of the two people who didn't believe him, Xu Damao directly lifted the trunk...

What the hell! ?

Really not a human being?!

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"Brother! Come find me at Chengdong Food Factory when you have time! I won't say anything else! I'll give you plenty of snacks!"

Around 7 o'clock in the morning, the truck finally arrived near Sijiu City, and Xu Damao had to get off and change direction.

"Okay! We'll talk about it later. Drive slower and be careful on the road!"

Xu Damao did not reveal his name, work unit or anything like that, but people still regarded him as an expert.

It's just a chance encounter and you want to hitchhike, why are you getting so enthusiastic?

He even stuffed himself with a few big bags of snacks?

Do I really look like a beggar?

You know what, it tastes pretty good.

Xu Damao ate some snacks while strolling towards Qinjiatun.

When he was almost approaching Xingshou Commune, he saw two people squatting on the side of the road, breathing hot air, with plaster casts and bandages on their hands, long snot hanging from their noses, and shivering from the cold.

What are you doing here on a cold winter morning instead of staying at home?

Waiting for someone? Or waiting for a bus?

The two of them looked at Xu Damao, who was dressed in rags and black. Xu Damao also looked at the two grandsons who were shivering with cold. Suddenly, Xu Damao felt guilty and handed over the snack in his hand.

"Eat?"

Don't ask, just do a good deed every day. I was just brought here by the truck driver, so it's only right to help others.

The two men took the snacks tremblingly and said excitedly, "Thank you!"

"What a good man!"

"Brother, good things will be rewarded to good people!"

Xu Damao waved his hand. Good people are rewarded? He didn't care whether there was a reward or not.

It was not until he was almost at the entrance of Qinjiatun Village that he took out his broken car, tied up the projector and speakers, and pushed it inside.

"Hey Xu Fangying, what's going on?"

The militiamen patrolling at the entrance of the village spotted Xu Damao and approached him to see what was going on.

"Oh, don't mention it. It makes me cry..."