Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Xu Damao's eyelids twitched. This idiot asked me to guess -

He is so naughty, is he also a time traveler?

However, Sha Zhu's subsequent instinctive reaction made Xu Damao feel relieved.

"Comrade Public Security, this guy is promoting superstition! Can I sue him for promoting feudal superstition?"

Silly Zhu Benzhu didn't run away. Even during the mediation, he didn't forget to find an opportunity to make trouble for himself...

Xu Damao sighed. He had been dealing with a guy of this IQ for his entire life. The IQ of his predecessor was also worrying.

"Silly Zhu, I'm talking about my dream. I had a dream! You also said that I was just dreaming! Dreams are the opposite of reality!"

"So it doesn't matter whether it's real or not, this isn't superstition!"

"I am still just stating the facts - I am dreaming, and it is not against the law!"

"If you are stupid, you should read more!"

Xu Damao yelled at Sha Zhu in a rage, "Why are you entangled with an idiot for your whole life? The key is that you feel pretty good in this body? Is it Sha Zhu who is cheap or am I cheap?"

Sha Zhu was stunned by what Xu Damao said. He scratched his head and turned to ask the public security comrade: "Comrade public security, is what he said true?"

The police officer was also stunned for a long time, tilting his head and thinking: "It seems..."

"Nothing wrong."

Shazhu opened his eyes wide and looked doubtful about his life - is this possible?

Sha Zhu shook his head and said, "Don't talk about these useless things. Just tell me what we are going to do."

It doesn't matter if you stick your head out, you will be stabbed. Sha Zhu doesn't care. Anyway, he doesn't want to stay in there any longer. In the past two days, not only have he not had enough to eat, but he has also been beaten all day long. The key problem is that he has never been beaten before - none of the people imprisoned here are good people!

I am ashamed to associate with these scumbags!

Besides, if I don’t go back, Sister Qin and the others will be short of money!

Xu Damao didn't hide it: "Okay, for Yu Shui's sake, I'm willing to sign the letter of understanding, but you have to agree to a few conditions."

Sha Zhu urged impatiently: "Go ahead."

The two have been fighting for more than ten years, and it's nothing more than spending money to avoid disaster. They have already kicked him out of the family, so it is reasonable for him to ask for more money. Sha Zhu is mentally prepared for this, and no matter how arrogant he is, he still feels a little guilty about this kind of thing that will cut off his lineage.

Besides, with an old man and a deaf old lady keeping him in the yard, this grandson wouldn't ask for something too outrageous. Xu Damao doesn't have the courage to do that!

"First of all, the medical expenses, follow-up treatment expenses, nutrition expenses, mental damages, and lost wages..."

"Just name a price directly, why are you dithering? Are you afraid that Grandpa Zhu can't afford it?" After hearing Xu Damao say that he was willing to give a letter of apology, and thinking that the old man and the deaf lady would support him, Silly Zhu unknowingly stopped taking it seriously. I don't think your grandson would dare to go too far!

"About a thousand dollars."

--puff--

"How many?!"

Sha Zhu was frightened - one thousand yuan! Are you going to die, Xu Damao?

How dare you ask for so much?!

"Sun thief, did you count an extra zero?"

Xu Damao leaned back in his chair and even stood on tiptoe and swayed.

"Shazhu, you heard it right, one thousand yuan."

Sha Zhu was furious: "Xu Damao, are you here to tease me? Nowadays, a house costs only three or four hundred yuan, and a workstation in a steel mill costs only six to eight hundred yuan. You and I only make about twenty yuan a month—"

"You're asking me for a thousand?! Are you crazy because you've never seen money?!"

"Two hundred at most! Not a penny more!"

Seeing Sha Zhu's stern expression, Xu Damao put his hands behind his head and shook them, and chuckled: "Two hundred? You, Sha Zhu, are really good at bargaining?"

"How about I kick you out too, idiot Zhu, and then we'll be even, and you won't have to pay a penny, and everyone will be happy."

"Bullshit! I haven't even married or had kids yet, I still have to carry on the He family line!" Hearing Xu Damao say that he was going to kick me out of the family, what would that do? Of course I wouldn't do it!

"You also know that you need to continue the family line, right? Then why did you always kick me in the lower part when you beat me since we were little?"

"Don't f*cking tell me you don't know you can't kick a man's bottom. No one will believe that lie!"

"I……"

What could he say? This was all taught to him by the deaf old lady and the old man, saying that beating someone this way hurts the most. Now that he thinks about it, is this really necessary?

I can obviously beat Xu Damao, why do I have to kick him down there?

"Silly Zhu, I'm not discussing this with you, I'm informing you."

"This matter cannot be solved without a thousand dollars."

Xu Damao tapped the table with his fingers as he spoke word by word.

"Comrade Public Security, he is blackmailing me! He is blackmailing me!"

Sha Zhu got anxious and pointed at Xu Damao, then turned to the police for help.

But the public security comrade next to him was actually calculating with a piece of paper and pen?

After a long while, he finally answered: "According to the retirement age of 55, the pension ratio, the pension ratio, even if he can live to 75 years old..."

"That hasn't even taken into account pensions. This one thousand yuan is totally not enough! It should be at least three thousand yuan or more, and that's based on this year's commodity prices."

Xu Damao was also stunned. I just said it casually, and you really calculated it one by one? Is it necessary to be so serious?

"I still have to calculate the pension?" Shazhu was dumbfounded. Why should I give him a pension? He is not my father!

"What else? You've kicked him out of the family, so naturally you should pay for his pension, right?"

"And the compensation must be justified. It's not possible that he just says 10,000 is 10,000. We, the police, must enforce the law based on the law and precedents!"

"So I calculated it for you. It's at least over three thousand! No need to thank me. This is what I should do as a law enforcer!"

The young public security comrade said with a righteous look on his face.

"This is called professionalism!" Xu Damao gave him a thumbs up. This guy will definitely achieve great things! We must make friends with him if we have the chance!

[Did I ask you to help me calculate? The more I calculate, the more evil I get. I am even more evil than Xu Damao! Thank you, sir!]

Shazhu was desperate.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, at most... at most 400..."

But this was in the police station, not the compound. It was useless for Sha Zhu to argue unreasonably. There was no old man to make the final decision, and no deaf old lady to help with her cane. Sha Zhu was really panicking.

Xu Damao stood up and turned away: "Comrade Public Security, just sentence him as he should. Even if he goes to jail, he can't escape the compensation he deserves."

But Sha Zhu was still resisting, thinking that Xu Damao was just bluffing to scare him, but he still turned around and asked the public security comrades with a guilty conscience.

“I go to jail and I have to pay compensation?”

The police officer gave him a look of disdain: "Of course. Do you think you won't have to pay if you go to jail? Judgment and compensation are two different things. If you don't have money, I'll use your house as collateral. You can't escape paying a penny anyway. At worst, you can continue to pay after you finish serving your sentence."

I don’t know whether what the public security comrade said was true or not, but Sha Zhu was really scared at this time.

Regardless of whether the prisoner is sentenced or not, compensation is necessary. If the money is not enough, you can use your house as collateral, and then continue to pay after you are released from prison?

Isn't my life over? Is this like kicking myself out of a father? And sacrificing my whole life?

Is there any reason?

At this time, Xu Damao was almost at the door.

The police officer added, for some unknown reason: "It's okay if you refuse to reconcile and refuse to pay back the money. The judge may increase your sentence, for example, a few more years, depending on your attitude. You value money more than your life."

At this moment, Sha Zhu completely collapsed and shouted at Xu Damao: "I'll pay! Xu Damao, I'll pay! One thousand is one thousand!"

Xu Damao stopped, turned his head and looked at Sha Zhu with a wicked smile: "You won't regret it?"

Sha Zhu was sweating profusely now, and he couldn't be cruel anymore: "No regrets."

He suddenly felt relieved. Xu Damao only asked for a thousand yuan. He was quite generous.

However, after working for several years, plus the occasional loan from Sister Qin, I only have about 1,100 yuan. Doesn't this mean that all these years of work have been in vain?

Alas... it brings tears to my eyes just talking about it...

Xu Damao turned around and sat back, then said to Sha Zhu seriously, "Sha Zhu, are you sure you have no objection to paying me one thousand as compensation?"

Sha Zhu replied dejectedly: "No."

Does he dare to say yes now?

Xu Damao sat up straight and said seriously, "Okay, then let's talk about the remaining three conditions."

"Three more conditions?! You bastard, don't go too far!" Sha Zhu couldn't help but take action. How could this grandson have three more conditions? !

As a result, Xu Damao smiled and waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, these three points are easy for you and can be done easily."

Sha Zhu glared at him with his eyes slanted. Although he was very confused, there was nothing he could do because he was a prisoner now.

"Well, you say..."

"1. Give Yushui 5 yuan for living expenses as soon as you get your salary every month. You are his brother, this is what you should do, and it is not difficult."

"2. Change the title deed of Yu Shui's annex to Yu Shui's name."