Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

"Come on, Xiaobao, have some candy."

After the hooligans left, Xu Damao took down the supplies from the car. 100 kilograms of coarse grains and 20 kilograms of dried fish shocked Liu Lan and her mother-in-law. Let's not talk about the coarse grains first. The 20 kilograms of dried fish is like 20 bottles of mineral water that we usually drink!

I can’t even hold it with two hands!

Besides, where can we get these things in this situation?

Seeing the two people's stunned expressions, Xu Damao smiled and then grabbed a handful of fruit hard candies for Liu Lan's son Xiaobao, because they were out of White Rabbit candies.

Xiaobao was very well-mannered. He did not reach for the candy immediately, but looked at his mother. However, he could not hide the longing in his eyes at all.

Liu Lan was also embarrassed: "Da Mao, you have given so many things, this is not appropriate."

Xu Damao smiled and said, "This is a reward for Xiaobao's behavior of protecting his mother just now. Xiaobao is a good child. I like him."

Then Liu Lan looked at Xiao Bao awkwardly, and finally nodded. Xiao Bao then happily picked up the candy and bowed to Xu Damao.

"Thank you, Uncle Long Face! You are a good man!"

Xu Damao's face turned black at that moment——【What the hell? !】

Liu Lan was also dumbfounded. How could this child say anything? What should she do?

"No, my mother-in-law just said-"

"My mother-in-law didn't mean that. She was afraid that you would lie to me—"

"The child is ignorant, you don't have a long face, you are not a good person - no, you are a bad ..."

The more she explained, the more confusing it became. Liu Lan was about to cry in anxiety, while Xiaobao looked at his mother with a blushing face in confusion.

"Mom, you're not feeling well? Do you have a fever?"

Liu Lan's mother-in-law had no choice but to pull Xiaobao out of the door: "Come on, Xiaobao, grandma will take you to cook."

The only people left in the narrow space were Liu Lan, who was at a loss and whose face was as red as a tomato, and Xu Damao, who was doubting his life.

[Is my face really that long? ]

"Um, Damao, I, I really didn't mean it, I..." Liu Lan twisted the corner of her clothes with both hands, not knowing how to explain so that Xu Damao would not misunderstand her.

What they sent was food for survival, and there was so much of it. They also gave their son candy and beat away the hooligans who came to make trouble...

But his mother-in-law still said that he was not a good person. The most crucial problem was that Xiaobao heard it and said it out loud -

Oh, this is so embarrassing, what should I do?

Xu Damao was about to comfort her when the door suddenly opened and Granny Liu Lan came in. She gave Xu Damao an awkward smile and whispered to Liu Lan, "100 kilograms of food, 20 kilograms of dried fish... If you agree, it's not impossible."

Xu Damao opened his eyes wide. Isn’t this lady too fierce?

I'm still here! I'm not deaf! ?

What are you doing?!

Then, Grandma Liu Lan went out and closed the door in one go.

Liu Lan was so embarrassed that she threw herself on the bed and covered her head with the quilt - playing ostrich!

But she was sticking out her lips, that roundness... that curve of her spine... just staring straight at Xu Damao...

Xu Damao swallowed silently - how to describe this shape?

I’d better not describe it, so as to avoid being locked up in a dark room again.

"That Liu Lan... I don't have any other intentions. Eat well. The performance will be in a few days."

"You can't faint from hunger in front of everyone in the factory during a performance, right?"

"Eat and drink as you should. Take good care of yourself. I'm leaving now."

"If those rascals come again, tell them to come find me. I live in No. 95, Nanluoguxiang. Don't worry, nothing will happen. Once you're done with the recent performance, I'll take care of it for you."

Then, Xu Damao silently recited: [If your heart is as clear as ice, you won’t be startled by the sky falling; if you are calm despite all changes, you will be happy and calm… What’s next? Change it! ]

[Shariputra, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form. Form is emptiness, emptiness is form. The same is true of feeling, perception, mental formations and consciousness…]

Xu Damao blocked the ball and slipped away. Damn, he has been frustrated enough recently and he can’t play with fire again!

Don't mess with me!

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When I returned to the courtyard, I saw the third uncle Yan Bugui as soon as I entered the door. He was walking around anxiously. When he saw Xu Damao, he hurried over to help carry the car over the threshold.

"Hehehe, Third Uncle, please don't move. I'll do it myself." Xu Damao was not going to give this guy any face now. Seeing that Xu Damao directly refused, Yan Bugui put his hand in the air, at a loss as to what to do.

Finally, he could only smile awkwardly and said, "Da Mao, are you still angry?"

"How about Third Master set up a table for some wine and have Jie Cheng pour you some to apologize?"

But Xu Damao ignored him and drove the cart into the courtyard.

Then Yan Bugui seemed to have made up his mind, gritted his teeth and said: "Kneel down and pour wine to apologize!"

Xu Damao seemed to have discovered some new world. He took two steps back at the right time, stared at Yan Bugui with suspicion, and then said jokingly: "Oh? Are you willing to do this now?"

"Let me guess, you've been on a few blind dates recently, but no matchmaker is willing to act as a matchmaker for your Yan family, right?"

"Yan Jiecheng can't find a job now, so he can only stay at home and rely on his parents for support?"

"So, Third Master, you can't hold on any longer?"

Seeing that he had been guessed correctly, Yan Bugui could only smile awkwardly and said, "Da Mao, you are from the same courtyard, and you and Jie Cheng have been friends since childhood. There is no need for it to be like this, right?"

"Look, the quantity is reduced again now. Even the price of coarse grains in the pigeon market has doubled. It is not certain that you can buy them."

"Jie Cheng doesn't have a job, and he's just sitting around at home and eating out. Uncle San can't stand it anymore..."

"Give Third Master some face and let this matter go. Is that ok?"

Xu Damao shook his head: "Uncle, your face is not worth that much. You regret it now——"

"It's late!"

"You just have to bear with it. Yan Jiecheng is an adult now, and he has to be responsible for his own actions."

"Now, unless you kneel down and kowtow to me in front of everyone in the hospital and pour me wine, this matter will not be over!"

The third uncle was stunned: "Da Mao, do you have to be so cruel?"

Xu Damao pushed the cart inside without looking back: "You guys are so awesome!"

"I have always treated your family well, but I didn't expect to feed such a gullible wolf."

"You are the ones who caused this. Your Yan family has the final say on when this starts, but I, Xu Damao, have the final say on when and how this ends!"

At this time, the door of the Third Uncle's house was suddenly pushed open, and Yan Jiecheng walked out angrily: "Xu Damao, don't be happy too early! I——"

Xu Damao turned around and glared at him. The fierce-looking but restrained Yan Jiecheng was frightened and took two steps back. He almost tripped over the threshold and fell to the ground.

"So what if I'm happy too early? Do you dare to bite me? Come on!"

"Should I say something more - Don't look down on the young and poor?"

"Even if I give you another 100 years, you will still be like this. Just wait and see!"

"You won't starve to death anyway, and it's not bad to rely on your parents. Come on, I'm rooting for you!"

After saying that, he went straight to the middle courtyard.

Yan Jiecheng must rely on his parents for support and must be closely tied to the Yan family!

I, Xu Damao, said that!

Even Jesus couldn’t stop it!