Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

To be honest, the light spot is not clear, but the time point is too special, and it is orbiting between the moon and the earth. It can't be a meteorite, right?

And its color is - golden yellow?

Xu Damao remembered that his teacher told him in class later that the satellite did not hit the moon as originally planned, but instead passed by the moon at a distance of 5000 kilometers and finally drifted in the heliocentric orbit and was not recovered.

The golden color is the sodium gas cloud it sprays, which makes it easier for ground personnel to track and observe.

During the flight, Luna 1 only measured the lunar magnetic field, cosmic rays and other data. It was the first probe to reach the vicinity of the moon, but it did not take any photos because there was no plan to recover it. At that time, the technology to convert electrical signals into clear images was not yet available.

It was not until the "Luna 3" that the first actual operation of photographing the far side of the moon was carried out, and it was successfully recovered.

So, the current "Lunar 1" will not take pictures of Xu Damao's lunar base (probably), but Xu Damao always sees that there is always something in the sky, as if it is spying on him.

So, he decided to smash it!

After 5000 kilometers, Xu Damao knew that he could not smash it, but whether to smash it or not is a matter of attitude.

It’s like a thief comes from the mountain far away from your house. He can’t come over, so he just keeps looking at you, thinking about when to come to your house to steal.

You can't get through. Even if you have a sniper rifle, you can't hit him, and you can't call the police, but throwing something to scare him can be okay, right?

It’s better to lose the battle than the person!

So Xu Damao immediately started looking for stones and dug around. There were quite a lot of rocks on the moon, but they were a bit brittle.

However, compared with Xu Damao's current strength, they are all fragile.

He picked up the stone and weighed it. It was a little heavy. On the moon, the weight he could lift alone reached a terrifying 6 tons (the weight on the earth's surface is 1 ton).

There is no way. If it is too light, I won’t be able to feel it. Xu Damao estimated that it should be about two or three hundred kilograms.

Then, Xu Damao threw it towards the golden dot. Because of his sudden force, the moon dust on the ground was blown up, just like the special effects in the game, forming a smoke ring!

but--

But it was useless, it didn’t hit... 5000 kilometers, not 5000 meters!

There's no way you can hit it!

However, Xu Damao was not discouraged and continued to throw several pieces, but to no avail.

But he thought of a way, I predict your prediction!

After watching the orbit of the "golden" satellite for a long time, Xu Damao held up a piece of lunar rock and suddenly jumped up. The jump reached a terrifying height of 120 meters!

According to the calculation that an ordinary person can lift 50 jin (approximately), Xu Damao can lift 1000 kilograms (2000 jin), so his strength is 40 times;

An average person can jump 1 meter high (approximately), so Xu Damao should be able to jump 40 meters with his full strength (ideally), plus the gravity on the moon is only 1/6 of that on Earth;

So according to comprehensive calculations, Xu Damao's ideal jumping height on the moon should be 240 meters - as for why it is 120 meters... we don't know either, maybe they are afraid that the number will exceed the standard?

After all, lifting power and jumping power cannot be confused.

But compared with 120 kilometers, these 5000 meters are of no use at all, they just look cooler.

In the air, Xu Damao used all his strength to throw the lunar rock towards the "Lunar 1" probe.

This time, the target is the orbit that Luna 1 is about to pass.

Then the reverse thrust caused Xu Damao to hit the moon's surface heavily, splashing up heavy smoke and dust, just like a heavy artillery falling to the ground.

I tried it many times in a row, and I saw a lot of small dots in front of "Lunar 1". As for whether it could hit it or fall into the atmosphere and become a meteor, it all depended on God's will.

Finally, all the large rocks around were thrown away by Xu Damao, and only small rocks were left. Xu Damao scratched his head and said, "Give it one last shot."

So Xu Damao took out a farm tool from the space, which was the kind of fork used for pulling grass, commonly known as a manure fork.

Then do the same thing and throw it out.

Then Xu Damao stood there and watched for a long time. However, even if Xu Damao threw the ball at an exaggerated speed, reaching the speed of sound, and the rock and the dung fork had passed the sound barrier, they would not hit each other for a while. After all, it was 5000 kilometers, and the "Lunar 1" itself should be more than ten kilometers per second, right? It was hard to say when it would hit.

Xu Damao didn't want to stay here any longer and waste time. It wouldn't hit the moon anyway, so he gave the "Lunar 1" a middle finger and secretly complained in his heart: "If you dare to come again, I'll break your antenna!"

So, it was transferred to Madagascar to purchase (deliver) goods.

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Two days later, on January 59, 1, the news spread everywhere.

Newspapers in China also published related news, and almost everyone gathered together to read the newspapers.

The reason is simple: what happened this time between Mao Xiong and Da Piaoliang was too shocking!

[The Russian bear's "Lunar 1" approached the moon for the first time and passed by the moon at 4000 kilometers, which is the first time in history——]

Xu Damao was sitting in the office slacking off, drinking tea and reading a newspaper.

Oh, wasn't it 5000 kilometers? How come it became 4000 kilometers? Could it be that my time travel caused a butterfly effect?

Shouldn't it?

[An artificial comet travels through the universe, encounters a meteor shower, and the probe crashes——]

What? Meteor shower? Did I throw the rock?

Originally, it was supposed to drift in the universe forever, entering the heliocentric orbit? Now it crashed...

Can it be recycled?

But destroying Russia’s “Lunar 1”…is that a good thing?

Or is it a bad thing?

Just don't ask me to pay, I can't afford it...

[The probe crashed in a certain area of ​​the Pacific Ocean. The Russian bear and the beautiful aircraft carrier arrived. The fire control equipment of a certain warship failed. The Third World War is about to break out——]

Holy shit? What's the big deal? It's just a probe, not a lunar return capsule.

The data from the detectors in this era is useless, and they can't take pictures.

[Mao Xiong and Da Piaoliang work together to salvage the detector, the crisis of World War III is resolved, and the first exploration photo of the recent month is released to the world——]

--puff--

Xu Damao spat out a mouthful of tea, and Section Chief Huang next to him wiped the tea leaves off his face...

For the sake of Xu Damao's work for Ke Li, please forgive him this time...

"What's all the fuss about?"

"Look, there was almost a Third World War just because of this photo..." Xu Damao showed the newspaper to Section Chief Huang with a helpless look.

Section Chief Huang looked at it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, and other colleagues in the section also started analyzing it.

"This photo is so amazing. Has the technology of the Russian bear reached this level?"

"Is this the image taken one second before the meteorite hit the probe?"

"The stones next to it are indeed stones, but this one is a bit blurry. Why does it look like... a rake?"

"That's impossible. It's just a long meteorite at most."

"Could it be Marshal Tianpeng's Nine-toothed Rake? What's more, there's the moon behind it. Maybe Zhu Bajie went to tease Chang'e and was spied on by a satellite. In anger, he threw out his magic weapon, the Nine-toothed Rake! Hahahahaha!"

"Don't talk nonsense! That's feudal superstition! But... it really looks a bit like a nine-toothed rake, right? Let me count..."

"..."

Xu Damao's face was filled with black lines. You are Marshal Tianpeng, you are Zhu Bajie! Your whole family is Zhu Bajie!

"What nine-toothed rake? Then use a dung fork!"

"What?"

"Dung fork?"

"Dung fork destroyed the bear's satellite?"