Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Then, the lame Shazhu was watched by a group of middle-aged women - no one could stop him!

Others might still consider Director Yang’s face, but who does the Women’s Federation care about you?

Hearing the new term "workplace bullying" mentioned by Xu Damao, it was like opening the door to a new world. So Sha Zhu was brutally beaten up by a group of middle-aged women in the cafeteria where he worked. He swore that he would never dare to bully others in the workplace again.

"That's it? He looks big and strong, but his thing is so small?" The leading sister Zeng even pressed the air with her thumb and index finger to compare the size.

Sha Zhu trembled all over and wanted to die. A tear flowed from the corner of his eye - I am not clean anymore.

So life, it is as bitter as a song...

Why is this leading woman so fierce? Who is she?

Sha Zhu was seen hugging himself, his clothes torn into a mess, hanging on his body like a beggar's clothes, looking like he had lost all hope in life. Xu Damao decided to kill him again and destroy his heart -

So he took out the Leica M3 he got in Madagascar and took a photo of the stupid pillar.

"Xu Damao?! What are you doing?! What the hell are you doing?"

Sha Zhu was panicked. He had already embarrassed himself in the cafeteria, but luckily his colleagues in the cafeteria had already run away out of fear, so at most he was seen naked by the aunties from the Women's Federation. The most embarrassing thing was that he was seen by Xu Damao. This grandson would definitely use this incident to tease him in the future.

If it were just like this, he, Sha Zhu, would be able to hold on by enduring humiliation and suffering hardships.

But what the hell, Xu Damao took out a camera and took a picture of himself? !

Damn, how can this be possible?!

There is no such thing as candid photography, portrait rights, or the dissemination of such things these days. If this stuff gets out, will Shazhu still be able to get married? How will his sister Qin look at him?

This guy can't survive!

"What are you doing? Where did you get the camera?!"

Sha Zhu's face turned pale, but as soon as he stood up, his torn pants fell off. In front of so many women from the Women's Federation, Sha Zhu had to save face, so he immediately squatted down again, pointing at Xu Damao and wailing.

"Such a wonderful scene, how can I not take a picture to commemorate it."

"You mean this camera? Is it difficult for my father-in-law Lou Bancheng to get a camera?"

"Then I'll print a hundred or eighty copies, enlarge them to life-size, and then post them in our yard - tsk tsk tsk, that scene -"

Xu Damao was speaking so vividly that even the aunties from the Women's Federation around him felt that he was going too far.

Killing people is not enough, why do you have to do that?

And someone who was interested in gossip told the story about the grudge between Xu Damao and Sha Zhu. Oh, he became infertile because of being kicked by Sha Zhu?

Then it's okay to post his picture.

What? Xu Damao only promised you two hours?

Sisters, do you want to see his melons?

Hearing the whispers around him, Xu Damao wanted to run away. Where did these tiger women come from?

Sha Zhu made what he thought was the most correct decision he had ever made in his life - he clamped his torn pants between his legs, held up his pants with both hands, and knelt down directly in front of Xu Damao.

Then he knocked his head down with a loud bang - a thud that scared everyone!

This kowtow is truly sincere!

"Grandpa, Grandpa Xu, I was wrong! Please be magnanimous and let me go!"

Xu Damao was surprised. I haven't said anything yet, why are you so honest?

If I continue to bully them like this, I’m afraid these tiger women will find excuses to look at me.

So he coughed and said, "Silly Zhu, tell me the truth, this is not something you can come up with, right? You don't have the brains!"

"You are such a wicked person who bullies women. It's not unfair for you to be watched today. Tell me, who gave you the idea?"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone stared at Sha Zhu. Director Zeng of the Women's Federation had sparks of excitement in his eyes. Is there still some new news to watch today?

But what she wanted to see most was the melon of “I promise you two hours”, but she didn’t have the chance.

What a pity.

Sha Zhu's expression kept changing, but he refused to say anything. It must be said that Sha Zhu was really manly in this regard.

"And then put it all over the factory."

Xu Damao added.

"It was Jia Dongxu! It was that bastard Jia Dongxu who instigated me! He did it to ruin your show, Xu Damao!"

I would rather die than have my friend die, I've got it!

"Sisters! Go catch Jia Dongxu!" Sister Zeng became excited and shouted for everyone to hurry up!

And Sha Zhu was begging Xu Damao from behind: "Xu Damao, Grandpa Xu, you see, I kowtowed, I called you grandpa, and the people behind me also confessed - your photo..."

Sha Zhu's flattering smile was uglier than crying, but he had no choice. The deadly thing was in Xu Damao's hand, and he was completely helpless!

Xu Damao suddenly opened the back cover of the camera and waved it at Sha Zhu - "The film is too expensive, I haven't bought it yet!"

"you!"

--puff--

Sha Zhu's blood rushed to his heart and he vomited something. Then he rolled his eyes and fell over.

The last thought before losing consciousness was -

[You, Xu Damao, are really not a human being! ]

Then Xu Damao squinted his eyes and looked carefully at his second brother——

"So fucking small..."

The film has been quickly sent to the space by Xu Damao. How can such precious video material not be preserved!

After Xu Damao and the others left, Ma Hua hurried over and put a coat on his master.

It is said that when a person dies, he will be buried in the sky, and he will live for thousands of years. But - Ma Hua, could you please not cover your master with the white cloth?

After leaving the cafeteria, I saw Liu Lan, Li Huaide, Section Chief Huang and others waiting outside. They didn't want to watch me collect stuff, but Liu Lan blushed and thanked him: "Da Mao, thank you."

Xu Damao laughed: "It's okay. If someone bullies you again, go to the Women's Federation and kill him!"

"But wait a moment, this matter is not over yet."

Liu Lan and others: “?”

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In the second fitter workshop, Sister Zeng and her men rushed over aggressively, but because they were afraid of affecting production, they did not rush in directly. They just shouted inside: "Jia Dongxu! Your matter has been exposed! Come out and walk with us!"

Jia Dongxu was working there with his arm hanging, when he suddenly saw so many middle-aged women gathered at the door of the workshop and he suddenly panicked.

"what?"

"Guo the big guy!"

"Hey! Sister Zeng, I'll send it to you right away!"

Half an hour later, with a click from Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu also collapsed.

"It was my master's idea!"

"Sisters! There's work to do again!"

Yi Zhonghai, who was working, suddenly felt panic for no reason and the parts in his hands flew out.

[Oh no, another villain wants to harm me! ]

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Another half an hour later, Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu, and Sha Zhu, all wearing ill-fitting clothes, squatted in a corner smoking, all with a look of despair on their faces.

So life is just as bitter as a song...