Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

[Written in the front - I have written 3 books, all of which failed. It is too difficult to change careers in middle age. If I write poorly, I will take responsibility for the poor performance. I will continue to practice with new books. Persistence may not necessarily lead to victory, but persistence will always gain some experience. Things are in the hands of man, but we have to do things first. Give yourself a boost and get moving first. ]

[Siheyuan... To be honest, it's hard to write. I can't write well with the family's dialogue and psychology. I'll do my best. ]

[Brain Storage - This work is mainly for comedy, the original TV series is only for reference, this work will "re-arrange" the character's personality, timeline, background and relationship according to the plot, and can only make the logic smooth within this work, without any research. For those who need to be more serious...then you can only watch the TV series. Because I am just writing a fan fiction, I can't reach the level of the TV series screenwriter. If I had the level of that screenwriter, I wouldn't have failed so many times. 】

[I hope you all can relax. We are just having fun. There is no need to make a big deal out of it. The last Siheyuan was criticized so much that I stopped updating. I really have no choice but to give you a heads-up - we are just fan fiction, no need to be picky.]

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[It’s over, it’s over, Barbie Q is gone…]

Xu Damao sat on the hospital bed, his mouth wide open, his eyes staring at the white wall in front of him, looking distraught. If you look closely, you can see that his eyes have lost focus, and he is holding a checkup sheet in his hands, with several obvious words on it - "long-term external force impact... blocked vas deferens" and "testicular rupture... fertility rate is 0".

And the patient's name column on the examination form was clearly written as - Xu Damao!

"A Courtyard Full of Birds" by Xu Damao!

Yes! You guessed it right! Xu Damao traveled through time, but unfortunately he happened to be in the body of Xu Damao.

Moreover, at this time when he had just been kicked in the lower body by Sha Zhu, he went to the hospital for a check-up and unfortunately found out that he was infertile. So Xu Damao was so angry that he almost died.

As for why it must be Xu Damao, the reason is simple: he just died, and his name sounds similar to Xu Damao, so who else could it be if not him?

I can only say that everything is fate——

Xu Damao sighed heavily.

"Ugh--"

You said that if you traveled back to the beginning of the TV series in 65, you would have been married. Although you could not have children, you would make the best of it. You have a house, a wife, and a stable job. If things don't work out, you can follow the Lou family to Hong Kong to make a living. It's not impossible.

Or if he traveled back to an earlier time, such as when he first entered the steel mill and had not yet started dating Lou Xiao'e, that would be fine, at least he would not harm her. It would not be difficult for him to make a name for himself with his memories from the future.

But now the time point of the time travel is the end of 58, when the Great Steelmaking Movement had just ended. The Xu and Lou families have also set a date, and the marriage certificate has been obtained. They will get married this weekend! (The wedding time has been changed to avoid the Great Steelmaking Movement and the birth of Xiaodang)

But at this critical moment, he was kicked to pieces by Sha Zhu!

Isn't this bullshit? It's the beginning of the collapse of the sky!

[How about I die suddenly again and travel through time again? ]

An absurd thought flashed through Xu Damao's mind, but he immediately denied it.

I finally have the chance to live again, how can I take the initiative to seek death?

Xu Damao, a 21-year-old digital media graduate from a second-rate university, has been working overtime to perform well recently, after all, it is hard to find a job these days.

I have sold second-hand items on Xianyu and my monthly income is as high as the average wage level in my area. Even if I am a freelancer, can you believe it?

Two classmates registered on Xiaohongshu and transferred 2500 yuan to each other every month for three consecutive months. They also noted the royalties for receiving orders. Is this also considered freelance employment?

It's totally a false prosperity!

Not to mention flexible employment, personal entrepreneurship, and all kinds of plans, it's just tears just talking about it.

So, when the boss of this company said - no basic salary, 50% profit from the project, social security can be paid on the person (pay it yourself), accommodation is provided (there are 4-person dormitories), and only a project outsourcing contract is signed, Xu Damao signed it without hesitation.

The more you work, the more you earn, and housing is included. That’s fair, isn’t it?

This is considered flexible employment! We are not holding the country back!

As for overtime? As long as you don’t die, work as much as you can!

After all, housing prices have fallen so much now. As long as you have a job, work for a few years and then ask your family for some subsidies, you should be able to pay a down payment.

As a result, he accidentally worked overtime and died suddenly.

Looking back on his entire life, he has not experienced any of the four great joys in life.

As a result, he suddenly died and traveled through time. He actually had two rooms in Beijing! He also had a stable job in a state-owned enterprise! And he also had a beautiful, wealthy fiancée!

Can you believe this?!

Xu Damao felt that as long as he didn't commit suicide, he could just rest easy in this life. He now possessed everything that he had been unable to obtain in his "previous life".

As for his parents, Xu Damao had no choice. Fortunately, he had a younger sister, so his parents' retirement should not be a problem.

I died suddenly in the company and the contract was signed not long ago. I can only say sorry to the boss. Out of humanitarianism, please pay a little more.

As for whether or not to have children, Xu Damao is quite open-minded. He is only 21 years old, so why should he be in a hurry?

If all else fails, just adopt one or two from an orphanage, that's all.

But the only imperfect thing is that she was kicked out by Sha Zhu before getting married, so she can't even get married!

I don't think the child is that important, so I can adopt it. But that doesn't mean Lou Xiao'e can accept it. I'm not sure what the Lou family means, but they probably won't allow their daughter to be childless.

[Head big——]

Xu Damao scratched his hair, which was like a chicken coop, but there was also a wound on his head, and he hissed in pain.

[What the hell is going on? ]

Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind!

What is the system that is essential for time travelers? Or what is the system that is essential for 90% of time travelers?

I’m already infertile, it’s impossible that I don’t have a system yet, right?

There was a glimmer of hope in Xu Damao's eyes, and he never considered what to do if he was really one of the 10%!

"System! Brother Tongzi! Are you there?"

As long as you have the system, infertility is no problem! It will be cured in minutes!

[System loading...50%...80%...100%]

After hearing the response from his brain, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief. With the system in hand, everything was worry-free!

This is what they call when you think you have reached the end of your rope, there is always a way out!

I haven’t done anything harmful to others, so I definitely shouldn’t be in that 10%!

[Hello host, the Lunar Development System is dedicated to serving you and has been bound. ]

"..."

"What the hell?" Xu Damao was stunned.

He has also read a lot of Siheyuan fan fiction, because this theme is so popular. But when others come, they talk about shopping malls, flash sales, fishing, the heavens, fighting people, live broadcasts, choices, skill returns, sign-in, space, islands, connections, interception, many children, good fortune...

How come it is "moon development" here?

Did I hear wrongly?

It is 1958 now. Next year we will have three years of natural disasters. Why do you want me to go to the moon for development instead of providing me with supplies? I am still on Earth!

Even if I could go to the moon, it's absolutely desolate, and you can't grow crops there. There's no air and no water. What the hell am I going to do with it? !

And with my physique, I will die in seconds, believe it or not? !

That’s outer space!

"System, did you read the version number wrong? I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language. Who the hell are you?" Xu Damao's face turned extremely bad and he said gritting his teeth.

[This system is a lunar development system, and its purpose is to assist the host in lunar development. ]

The system replied with a mechanical electronic voice that contained no emotion.

[It’s over. This time it’s really over! ]

[I’m tired, let’s destroy it, quickly——]

Xu Damao lay on the bed with lifeless eyes staring at the ceiling, muttering to himself: "What the hell is this? Exploring the moon? Brother Tongzi, did you go to the wrong set?"

"Already bound? Don't you even ask me? What if I don't want to?"

[Does the host need to unbind? 】

"What will happen if it is untied?"

[In order to ensure the normal operation of time and space, the host will lose the system and forget all memories of Xu Damao, completely merging into Xu Damao. ]

Xu Damao rolled his eyes and said, "Forgetting my memories of my future life, what's the difference between that and letting me die?"

"Forget it, since I'm here, I might as well keep him tied up." Xu Damao is now helpless. If he accepts, he will have to go to develop the moon. If he doesn't accept, he will lose all his memories as his original self, Xu Damao. Is there any need to choose?

It’s better to have a system than to have no system at all, right?

[System, there must be a gift package, right? What is the mission?] Since he accepted the reality, Xu Damao could only ask for more benefits. He tried to communicate with the system in his mind.

Sure enough, the system started answering immediately.

【大礼包一份——1阶段强化药剂一份、初级营地1个（待投放）、初级空间一个27立方米（3m*3m*3m）；】

[Phase 1 mission: Build a primary camp on the moon, which can accommodate one person (not the host) for 1 hours. Construction time limit: 24 days. After completion, you will receive 3 points and can open the mall. ]

[Strengthening potion? Of course I used it! My balls are still hurting now!]

Xu Damao took it out without saying a word, and instantly a test tube filled with emerald green liquid appeared in his hand. He opened the stopper and drank it - apple flavor, no different from Fanta apple flavor except that there were no bubbles.

Then, a sharp pain came, and Xu Damao screamed in pain - "Ah!"

"Da Mao! Damao! My son--" Suddenly, a middle-aged woman ran in from outside the door, crying and hugged Xu Damao in her arms.

It turned out to be Xu's mother. They saw that Xu Damao's anesthetic had not worn off and he was still asleep, so they went out to find a doctor to find out more details. The doctor was not far from the door. As a result, Xu Damao screamed in pain, and they rushed in.

The examination form was also left here accidentally. After all, I was anxious to ask the doctor detailed questions and was afraid of waking up Xu Damao, so I followed the doctor to the corridor in a panic.

Then the check list was seen by Xu Damao who had just woken up. He was so angry that he died. This gave Xu Damao the opportunity to travel through time.

Xu Damao didn't hear clearly the crying of Xu's mother, because he was tensing all his muscles to fight the pain, and even had a little tinnitus. It was unknown how long it took for the pain to slowly disappear like the tide.

Only then did he exhale heavily. His whole body was soaked with sweat and his face was pale and bloodless. He looked no different from a woman who had just given birth.

"Comrade Xu Damao, is the wound broken? Let's check it out." The doctor was also puzzled. Even if the anesthetic wore off so quickly, he shouldn't be in so much pain.

Father Xu stood beside the bed without saying a word, with a gloomy face, and no one knew what he was thinking. Sister Xu Xiaoling stared at Xu Damao with a sad face, and her red eyes looked like she had just cried.

But Xu Damao waved his hand and said, "It's okay, the wound is not broken, I just want to vent my anger. Thank you, doctor."

Seeing that his expression was calm, his demeanor was clear, and his complexion was gradually returning, the doctor began to believe him a little.

However, he still lifted the bed sheet responsibly, and was relieved when he saw that there was no blood oozing from the bandaged area.

"Then if everything is alright I'll leave first. Ask the nurse to call me if anything happens."

The doctor decided to leave and leave the space for their whole family.

But at this moment, Xu Damao called the doctor.

"There is something I need your help with, doctor."

"Doctor, please help me call the police."

Suddenly, Father Xu's eyes lit up!