Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Master Mao took a pot of wine and was about to sit down.

Xiangling brought a dish over and said, "Dad, why are you here instead of going to the kitchen?"

Master Mao: "What's wrong with me drinking with Xiao Ling?"

Xiangling: "I don't need you to accompany me. I'll take care of it."

"You kid." Master Mao smiled embarrassedly.

Xiang Ling: "Sister Keqing, it's a rare opportunity for you to come and have a meal."

Keqing: "Yes, this guy in our family really likes the food at Wanmin Hall and insisted on treating us."

What do you mean our family? Xiangling couldn't believe it: ""You two?"

Keqing: "I am his girlfriend now."

"Oh, congratulations." Xiangling tried to smile, but ended up with a bitter smile.

Lingkong felt a little sorry for her, but there was no way to comfort her.

Keqing: "Do you want to be his girlfriend too?"

Xiang Ling: “Hmm?”

Lingkong: "Haha, you haven't even had a drink yet, but you've already had too much. If you drink any more, you'll get drunk.

Xiangling's hairstyle is exactly the same as my sister's when she was a child. When I see Xiangling, it's as if I see my sister.

Xiangling, you may not know how popular your hairstyle is. Brother Xingqiu likes it very much. He has seen it since he was a child and never gets tired of it. He may never get tired of it in his lifetime.

Xiang Ling poured wine for everyone and raised her glass: "Brother Lingkong, thank you."

Lingkong also picked up the wine glass: "What are you thanking me for? You're welcome, ha, sister."

Xiangling: "Thank you for saving my life."

Lingkong: "Isn't this matter over a long time ago? Why are you thanking me?"

"I don't know what to thank you for, I just want to thank you." Before she finished speaking, Xiangling burst into tears.

Lingkong: "Why are you still crying? Is it so windy and dusty today?"

That night, Xiangling drank a lot of wine and talked about many interesting things from her childhood and her aspirations for the future.

Later, it was Master Mao who helped her back.

On the way home, Keqing said: "Why bother? It would be much better to sleep together in the same bed."

Lingkong: "I, a pure little boy, don't know what you are talking about."

Keqing: "Innocent little boy? Let me see what an innocent little boy looks like."

Keqing hugged him and looked up at him. Although it was dark around them, Lingkong could feel Keqing's eyes and her gentle breath.

As soon as he lowered his head, their lips met, and Lingkong was about to give her his precious first kiss.

Pai Meng: "What are you doing?"

Lingkong: "I was just about to do it, but you interrupted me, didn't you?"

Pai Meng: "Hmm?"

Lingkong: "Let's go, I need my big princess and my little princess."

Keqing laughed and said, "You're so smart that you can even think of this word. It has become a buzzword.

You will definitely be a good father in the future, at least you are good to your children."

Lingkong: "But Paimeng never calls me dad."

Pai Meng: "I call you dad, do you dare to agree?"

Lingkong: "I dare not, because I am not."

Pai Meng: "Even if I give you a chance, you can't do it."

Keqing: "Husband, let's have a child. If we have a child, we won't need Paimeng anymore."

Pai Meng: "That won't do. I belong to the child... the child..."

Keqing: "The child's nanny."

Pai Meng: "What is a babysitter?"

Lingkong: "Serving others, a child can't do this."

A few days later, Lingkong brought Baizhu to pick up Qiqi, and Qiqi looked no different from before.

Xiao: "She won't lose her mind anymore, but the talisman can't be removed yet. She can't control her power."

Bai Zhu: "You seem to be more energetic and your memory is better than before."

Lingkong: "Why is Qiqi different from other zombies?"

Xiao: "Qiqi is a Yin corpse, which is made from a living person with a Yin body. It should be done by an evil cultivator."

Pai Meng: "That sounds terrible. The person who hurt Qiqi is dead, right?"

Xiao: "Maybe. Something might have happened to him, so he didn't have time to use Qiqi."

Bai Zhu: "No matter what, the Immortal has given Qiqi a new life. I want to thank you on Qiqi's behalf. However, I have nothing but a little money..."

Xiao: "Order me a plate of almond tofu as a thank you."

Bai Zhu went to order food, and Lingkong asked: "May I ask the Immortal, is there a way to become an immortal?"

Xiao: "It is extremely difficult for a mortal to become an immortal. I became an immortal through battles, killing countless people and proving my truth through killing, but I am also entangled in karma and am constantly burned by the fire of karma.

My way may not be suitable for you, you have to find your own way. "

Lingkong: "I've learned your lesson."

Xiao: "Someone is causing trouble."

Lingkong: "I'll go see what's going on."

Lingkong arrived at the boss lady's floor, and Xiao Si came up from downstairs to report: "Boss lady, it's bad, the Inazuma ronin ate a big meal and beat people up, the waiter was injured by them."

The proprietress said: "The Immortal is here, and there are still people who dare to cause trouble. They are really looking for death. Let's go, I want to see which bastard is tired of living."

The restaurant was in a mess, and four Inazuma warriors were showing off their power: "Hand over all your money, don't you understand what I'm saying?"

Lingkong: "What's going on? As soon as I got down here, I heard wild dogs barking. It turned out to be you guys who have lost your home."

Several Inazuma warriors heard clearly what Lingkong said, and they were instantly furious: "Asshole, how dare you insult a samurai, do you want to be killed by my sword?"

Lingkong: "Want to chop me? Okay, according to the rules of martial arts, it's a one-on-one duel. Don't try to break the rules."

The tallest of the four warriors was 1.6 meters tall. He stood up and said, "Leave it to me. I will chop off his head with my own hands."

The tall warrior only made one strike with his sword, and before he could make a second strike, he was kicked in the air and couldn't get up.

The remaining warriors ignored all rules and rushed forward, and were all knocked down in mid-air.

Lingkong: "Hand over all your money."

After robbing them, Lingkong tied up the four men and threw them into the Chen Ge Pot, handing them over to the Qianyan Army to squeeze out their surplus value. Their lives could be considered complete.

Lady Boss: "Thank you, young man. Hey? Were you the one who caught the ghost last time?"

Lingkong: "We meet again, boss lady. Last time we were catching ghosts, and this time we are catching ghosts as well."

The lady boss said: "It's really you. Look at my brain. I'll give you free meals and accommodation."

Ling Kong: "You're welcome, Madam Boss. I don't live here. I just came to order some food. Doctor Bai, are the dishes ready?"

Bai Zhu: "I've talked to Xiao Si. Do you want to go to the kitchen and take a look?"

Lingkong: "Let's go and have a look. Xiao Shangxian has been living here. The chef should know what kind of food Xiao Shangxian likes."

There are only two chefs in Wangshu Inn, and they are both busy. Lingkong: "Master, are the almond tofu we ordered for Xiao Shangxian ready?"

Chef: "It's in the pot. You are his friends."

Lingkong: “Yes.”

Chef: "This immortal is really hard to please. The dishes cannot be too salty, too bland, too raw, or too overcooked.

If there is something that doesn’t suit his taste, he won’t eat it. The dish will be sent back and I will be scolded by the proprietress. I have never seen such a picky person before. Coming to Wangshu Inn, I have seen it all.”

Lingkong: “He can hear it.”

Chef: "He's on the top floor, what can he hear?"