Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Klee: "Brother Albedo, I want to play with the bouncing bomb."

Lingkong: "What bomb? Klee is still a child. It's not appropriate for you to let her play with bombs."

"Actually, this is a little toy I made. It just makes a noise, but it won't hurt anyone." Albedo took out a red devil head doll the size of a football and gave it to Klee: "Just like last time, input a little fire elemental power, and then throw it out immediately."

The doll that Klee threw out bounced a few times on the ground and exploded with a bang.

Lingkong already understood that this was just the same thing as firecrackers.

Lingkong: "It looks like fun. No wonder Keri likes it. Does Paimeng want to play?"

Pai Meng: "No, that's so childish."

Klee threw another bomb out, and the bomb bounced into Bennett's arms, and Bennett subconsciously caught it.

Bennett was about to ask whose child's toy it was.

Lingkong: "Throw it away!"

Albedo: "Throw it away!"

"Bang!" Bennett was blown into a little black man.

Lingkong: "How are you? Are you okay?"

Klee: "Klee didn't mean it, woooo."

Bennett: "It should be fine."

Albedo: "Fortunately, I'm not injured."

The girl in green came over and said, "Don't move. I'll wash you with my homemade detergent."

The girl in green sprayed some detergent on it and wiped it with a rag, and the dirt was gone: "I was so scared just now."

Klee: "Sister Sugar, I didn't mean it."

Sand Sugar: "What's the point of apologizing to me? Apologize to this little brother."

Klee: "Brother, I'm sorry."

Bennett: "It's okay, it's not your fault. It's just my bad luck. I remember the last time I was so unlucky was last time."

Lingkong: "You know him, right? He is an old customer of yours."

Albedo: "Ah... yes, isn't this the guy..."

Bennett: "I bought your gravity gloves and your climbing gloves."

Lingkong: "He is Bennett, a famous adventurer in Mondstadt."

Bennett was embarrassed: "I'm not famous."

Albedo: "I was saying you looked familiar to me. You are indeed an old customer. Mr. Bennett, what do you think of our products?"

Bennett: "Rock climbing gloves are still very practical. They can save a lot of time when climbing mountains. Gravity gloves are not very practical. I feel that they are useless, and it would be a pity to throw them away."

“It doesn’t matter, I have combined the functions of the two gloves into one and developed a super glove.

Now I will show you the effect of this pair of gloves." Albedo said as he put on the gloves.

He scattered some Mora on the ground: "What should we do if Mora falls to the ground? Do you still need to bend down to pick it up? No need! As long as you wear the super gloves, you can manipulate the gravitational thread to wrap around each Mora. With just a slight pull, all the Mora will be sucked into the palm of your hand.

The Super Glove has all the features of the Gravity Glove, but is more sophisticated.

Now, let me show you its rock climbing function.”

Albedo clung to the indoor wall with both hands: "Rock climbing and mountain climbing are just basic operations. Even if it is a 90-degree straight wall, wearing super gloves can make it feel like walking on flat ground.

Albedo: "And the method of use is also very simple. If you don't control the earth element, just install an earth element crystal fragment in the glove inlay hole.

Do you have the urge to buy such multifunctional gloves? "

Bennett: "I already bought two pairs of gloves, and I can't use this one."

Lingkong: "I can't use it either."

Albedo: "You guys don't want to buy it? This glove is perfect for adventurers."

Lingkong: "It's a good thing, maybe other people will buy it."

Sugar: "Senior, since you can't sell your inventions, why don't you join me in researching charm potions.

As long as the charm potion can be successfully developed, the ladies of Mondstadt will not be stingy with their wallets, and Albedo's Alchemy Workshop will surely become famous."

Lingkong: "Are you still running a pharmacy business?"

Albedo: "Pharmacy is our main business. Invention is just my hobby."

The room is filled with strange things invented by Albedo.

Albedo introduced them one by one. Some of the things he invented cannot be said to be completely useless. They can only be said to be completely useless.

Albedo: "This multifunctional wheelchair can not only be driven by elemental forces, but can also fire hidden weapons and whistling arrows. People with leg disabilities can also go on adventures in the wild.

This flying hook can be used to climb walls as long as the hook can grab the stone wall when it is launched.

Ore detector, use it to explore several different ores within a radius of 100 meters, essential for mining. "

Lingkong: "Paimeng, is there anything you like?"

Pai Meng: "For us, none of them are useful."

Since he was already here, Lingkong decided to buy something. He bought two bottles of healing potion and gave one to Bennett.

For people in the underworld, nothing is more important than saving their lives, and no one would mind having more means to save their lives.

"Bennett? Is that you?" The young man dressed as an adventurer was surprised to see Bennett.

Bennett was slightly embarrassed: "It's you, Royce."

Royce: "Why are you everywhere? I really shouldn't come here to buy things."

Bennett: "Don't say that. After all, we were teammates once."

Royce: "How dare you say that? The bad luck I've experienced in the past few days of taking risks with you is more than the bad luck I've experienced in my entire first half of my life."

Bennett: "It's not that exaggerated, why don't we take another risk and try again."

Royce: "You think I'm not dying fast enough? I met you again. I feel like I'm going to be in trouble soon. Mom, I want to go home."

Just as the young man finished speaking, he was hit by a billboard that was blown down by the strong wind.

"Ah..." He really couldn't hold it anymore and ran away.

Lingkong: "Bennett, can you really bring bad luck to the people around you?"

"Duang." Keli banged her head against the door and cried, covering her head.

"No need to say more, I already believe it." Lingkong hugged Keli and coaxed her: "I will blow a breath of fairy air, and you will immediately stop feeling pain, huhuhuhu."

Bennett: "No, sometimes I'm the only one who's unlucky."

Bennett could talk about his bad luck for three days and three nights.

Being hungry was only the lightest of his sufferings. Many times, he fell off a mountain, was struck by lightning, and was drowned. Another time, he was taking a nap in the wild when a Hilliard threw him into a pot and cooked him. If he had not been woken by the scalding heat, he would have been cooked.

Pai Meng: "It's hard to imagine that such an unlucky person could live to this age."

Lingkong: "That's what I want to say too. He should ask a fortune teller to calculate his fortune. Maybe he can find a way to change his luck."

Bennett: "Are you talking about an astrologer? Miss Mona is very popular in Mondstadt recently. Many nobles ask her for divination, but her fees are very high. I don't have the money to ask her for divination."

Lingkong: "There is such a strange man in Mond? We must meet him no matter what. Let's go with Bennett."

Thanks to Lingkong's skillful massage, the bump on Klee's head disappeared before it even bulged out.

Lingkong: "Does it still hurt?"

Klee: "It doesn't hurt anymore, Brother Lingkong."

"Okay, let's go." Lingkong held Klee in his arms and went to visit the famous Miss Mona.