Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Pai Meng: "It's finally over. The dispute between humans and immortals has come to a perfect end."

Lingkong: "No, it's not over yet. In order to seize the Heart of God, the young master planned the sea monster's siege, but he did not receive any punishment."

Ningguang: "Young Master? Is he the head of the Northern Bank? I really underestimated him. General Feng."

Feng Yan: "I am here!"

Ningguang: "The task of capturing the Fatui is now up to you."

Feng Yan: "I will obey your orders!"

"Let's go too." Lingkong: "Let's go to Northland Bank now, maybe we can catch him there."

Ningguang: “Lingkong, I want to thank you on behalf of Liyue. If you don’t mind, I will award you the title of Liyue Hero and the badge of honor.”

Lingkong: "Haha, actually I didn't do anything."

Ningguang: "No, you have been a great help. I will announce this news immediately and make you a hero of Liyue."

Grandma Ping: "Young man, come visit me when you have time."

Lingkong: "Okay, senior, I will definitely go."

The doors of Northland Bank are now closed and it seems to be deserted.

Ling Kong didn't care whether there was anyone inside or not, he kicked the main door open.

A member of the Fatui said: "Who dares to break into the Northland Bank? It turns out to be you, Lingkong. Are you looking for death?"

Lingkong: "I'm not looking for death. I'm looking for your young master. He doesn't seem to have left yet."

Fools: "The Master is still discussing matters and has no time to see you. Please go back."

Lingkong: "The Fatui have become a street rat, and he still wants to talk about things. I want to see what he wants to talk about."

When a member of the Fatui tried to stop him, he was punched in mid-air and flew away.

Entered the young master’s office on the second floor.

The lady's face changed slightly: "It's you."

"Mr. Zhongli?" Ling Kong asked in surprise: "Madam, Sir? Since you are all here, I can just take you all down at once."

Young Master: "Hey, you don't have to start yelling for war and killing as soon as you meet me."

Lingkong: "Ma'am stole Wendy's Heart of God, and I haven't settled the score with you yet."

Lady: "Mr. Zhongli, our deal is still valid."

Zhongli: "The contract has been concluded. As you requested, I will grant you what I promised you."

Zhongli took out a ball of yellow light.

Pai Meng: "Heart of God?"

Lady: "Hmph, such a condescending tone. Do you still think you are the Rock King?"

"Heart of God? Mr. Zhongli is the God of Rock?" Lingkong: "I don't want to do it now, because I am thinking about how much significance the Heart of God has for the gods."

Ruyi: "I was wondering, how could it be such a coincidence that there is someone who looks exactly like you? It turns out you are really the Rock God."

Lingkong: "Don't yell, we'll talk about your business later."

Young Master: "Mr. Zhongli, you really deceived me. And Madam, why did you hide it from me?"

Lady: "Don't worry about it, sir. You released the demon god Osel without permission and made a scene without informing me.

You had a lot of fun on this trip, didn't you? It really suits your style."

Pai Meng: "Mr. Zhongli is the King of Hell, which is also shocking, but why did Mr. Zhongli give the Heart of God to them?"

Zhongli: "It's not a gift, it's a transaction based on a contract, between me and the Ice Queen."

Lingkong: "Why did you fake your death?"

Pai Meng: "Yeah, your fake death was really too much. Everyone was holding a ceremony to welcome you, and suddenly a dragon fell from the sky, and then Liyue was in chaos, and the demon god attacked Liyue."

Lady: "Haha, gathering the undercurrents beneath the water, applying extreme pressure and then exploding, isn't that exactly what he wants to see?"

Pai Meng: "Oh?"

Zhongli: "The deal is done. There is no need for me to stay here any longer. If you have any questions, find a suitable place and I will answer them for you."

Young Master: "Mr. Zhongli, you have played me around like crazy, why don't you express your apology to me?"

Lady: "Apologize? Shouldn't you apologize to me? Because of your unauthorized actions, all countries in the world will be wary of the Fatui. Our next actions will be countless times more difficult because of you."

Young Master: "Hey, do you want to quarrel or fight?"

Lady: "Hmph, now that we have the Heart of God, there is no point in staying here any longer. Let's go back to the Winter Palace to see the Queen first."

Young Master: "Okay, but I'll be back later. I don't want to ride on the same boat with you."

Woman: "Whatever."

The fools left, and now it was noon, just in time for lunch.

Lingkong decided to treat everyone to a meal, and he took Zhongli to a private room in Wanmin Hall to eat.

Zhongli: "If you have any other questions, just ask."

Pai Meng: "It's the same question again, why did you fake your death?"

Zhongli: "I have protected Liyue for 3,700 years. Do you know how long 3,700 years is? It is long enough for the vast ocean to turn into mulberry fields. Even the hardest rock cannot withstand the erosion of 3,700 years.

After three thousand seven hundred years, even a god would feel tired. Now that Liyue has the Seven Stars looking after it, it is the perfect time to retire.

I just didn't expect it to cause such a big uproar, but fortunately the result was good. The Liyue Seven Stars lived up to my expectations. They withstood the pressure from the immortals and successfully took over Liyue."

Lingkong: "As expected of you, you are the Emperor. You already know everything before I even mention it.

No, I should call you Mr. Zhongli now. Now, I have no more questions, but Mr. Zhongli, don’t you have anything to ask me?”

Lingkong held the Ruyi Magic Staff: "Mr. Zhongli, do you look familiar?"

Zhongli: "Ruyi Staff, a miraculous divine weapon. How did you get it?"

Lingkong talked about the process of entering the tomb.

Zhongli nodded and said, "The tomb cannot be opened from the outside. It seems that it chose you. Piaomiao, is she okay?"

Lingkong: "Very good. When I saw her, she was sleeping peacefully."

Zhongli: "That's good."

Ruyi: "Morax, you are such an ungrateful person! Your master is so infatuated with you, and you can't even look at her."

Zhongli: "You've grown up so much now. You look a lot like Piaomiao when he was little."

Ruyi: "Don't change the subject. Let me ask you, do you have a master in your heart?"

Pai Meng: "I also want to know whether Mr. Zhongli likes Chen Shen."

Lingkong: "Paimeng, why are you gossiping, Mr. Zhongli, how about you tell me something?"

Zhongli: "That's all in the past. Piaomiao and I have always been good friends. She is very smart and we have always gotten along well."

Pai Meng: "It turns out that there are real feelings, but they are not expressed. It feels so pity."

Ruyi: "I am really going to be pissed off by you two. By the way, have you untied the divine jade that the master left for you?"

Zhongli: "You mean this, right? I've kept it."

Ruyi: "What's the point of keeping it? Open it and see what's inside."

Lingkong: "Don't you have all of Chen Shen's memories? You don't know what's in them?"

Ruyi: "I... of course I know. It contains the master's experience in creating mechanical devices. I just lack this part of the memory."

Lingkong muttered: "No wonder he looks so stupid?"

Ruyi: “What did you say?”

Lingkong: "No wonder you don't grow taller."

Ruyi: "I'm taller than you, okay?"

Zhongli: "I have never been able to open this divine jade. Can you open it?"

Ruyi: "Tsk, this kind of thing...try it in mid-air."

Lingkong took the divine jade and observed it for a while, and said in surprise: "Isn't this a Rubik's Cube?"