Genshin Impact: A Martial Arts Master's Journey to Teyvat

Lingkong: "So you're talking about coconut juice, but coconut is a fruit that grows on trees."

Pai Meng: "What a big mistake. Luckily we didn't go to Tianheng Mountain, otherwise it would have been a wasted trip."

Zhongli: "Alas, I was too arbitrary."

Qiqi: "Coconut sheep is... coconut?"

Pai Meng: "Qiqi's mind seems to be in chaos."

Lingkong: "This is going to increase my knowledge."

"What a meaningful lesson. Thank you for taking care of my Qiqi." said the young man in white.

Zhongli: "Your Excellency is?"

Young man: "I am Bai Shu, the boss of Bubulu."

Pai Meng: "It turns out the boss is a weirdo with a snake hanging around his neck."

Lingkong: "Paimeng, how can you talk like that? You have no manners. Hehe, boss, we are here to buy the Eternal Life Incense."

Bai Zhu: "Eternal Life Incense, of course we have it. Thirty thousand Moras a stick, top quality."

Pai Meng: "Thirty thousand!"

Lingkong: "Did Mr. Zhongli bring money?"

Zhongli: "Thirty thousand Mora may not sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed a bit difficult to handle."

Lingkong: "That means we don't have enough funds."

Zhongli: “Yes, that’s true.”

Pai Meng: "Zhongli!"

In the end, they bought the eternal life incense and Lingkong paid for it.

"Mr. Zhongli, I'm bankrupt. Now, I can't even afford to eat, so I have to come to your house for dinner." Lingkong said.

"You are here indeed." said the girl in blue.

The girl had a sweet appearance, but Ling Kong was attracted by the two horns on her head. He couldn't figure out what animal these horns belonged to.

Girl: "I'm Ganyu, Qixing's secretary."

Lingkong: "Ms. Ganyu, what can I do for you?"

Ganyu: "I came to see how far the preparations for the Immortal Sending Ceremony have progressed. Do you need any help?"

Zhongli: "All the items have been prepared. Today is an auspicious day. Please inform the Seven Stars and hold the ceremony tonight to send off the immortals."

Ganyu: "Okay, Mr. Zhongli, I'll go back and report right away."

After Ganyu left, Lingkong asked: "Mr. Zhongli, are the horns on this girl's head real? Are they decorations?"

Pai Meng: “Who would decorate their head with something like that?”

Zhongli: "All things have spirits. It is not surprising that some wild monsters transform into human form."

Lingkong: "That's right. There are even ghosts and zombies in this world. It's no big deal to meet a goblin."

"Don't worry about the meal." Zhongli: "As a reward for helping to organize the Immortal Sending Ceremony, I decided to treat you all."

Pai Meng: "You want to treat us?!"

Ling Kong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Mr. Zhongli, please stop causing trouble for me. I have no money left."

Zhongli: "Don't worry, I will remember to bring money, and I will pay you back in full, and you will not be shortchanged in your reward.

Tonight, I will take you to visit the highly praised Gangkou Laojiao. "

Pai Meng: "Gangkou Laojiao, where is it?"

Lingkong's eyes lit up: "Is it a wine shop? Drinking is good, I haven't tasted Liyue's good wine yet."

Zhongli: "Yes, I will reserve a seat in advance at Sanwan Buguo Port near the dock."

At twilight hour in the evening, the sky has already completely darkened, but the light emitted by the Night Mooring Stone will illuminate the ground like day.

All seven stars have arrived, but I don’t recognize Ningguang, Ganyu, and Lingkong.

Ningguang: "Mr. Zhongli, you've worked hard. And Mr. Lingkong has also helped a lot."

Lingkong laughed and said, "I just did something insignificant."

Ningguang: "Please invite Mr. Lingkong to come to the Jade Pavilion for a chat tomorrow at noon. I apologize for the previous misunderstanding."

Lingkong: "Miss Ningguang, you are so polite. I will definitely be there on time."

The complicated ceremony of sending off the immortals lasted for two quarters of an hour.

Zhongli, let’s take Lingkong out for a drink.

Lingkong: "For this wine, I didn't even have dinner."

Pai Meng: "Stay awake late at night and go out to drink."

Lingkong: "What do you know? There is no real man who doesn't like to drink."

Arrived at this pub where three bowls of rice are not enough.

Lingkong: "Master, you are here too."

Zhongli: "Sir, as an investor, I should treat him to a meal to thank him."

This time Zhongli did not forget to bring money and paid off all the money he owed Lingkong.

Young Master: "What's going on?"

Lingkong: "Mr. Zhongli never brings money when he makes purchases, so I have to pay for it."

Young Master: "Haha, there is such an interesting thing. In fact, Mr. Zhongli understands the value of money and the sufferings of the world.

But he seemed unable to understand that being poor could also happen to him, and he simply could not imagine himself without money. ”

Pai Meng: "It's amazing, how come this person hasn't starved to death yet."

Zhongli: "Young Master, you still love to joke. Okay, everyone, pick up your chopsticks and try some of our snacks."

Paimeng: "I want to drink juice."

Zhongli: "This place is not like those taverns in Mondstadt. The owners of these taverns would not sell something as ungentle as juice."

Pai Meng said disappointedly: "There is no juice."

Lingkong: "Don't you have juice in your storage space? Just take it out and drink it if you want. Mr. Zhongli, what is the best wine here?"

Zhongli: "You are not yet an adult and cannot drink strong alcohol, so I ordered you a bowl of rice dumplings in wine this time."

Pai Meng: “Haha, this is a bar for kids.”

Ling Kong wanted to cry but had no tears: "Mr. Zhongli, please don't treat me like a child."

Zhongli: "You are a child."

The storyteller then began to tell the story: "If you are willing to listen, I, Tian Tiezui, will continue to talk about Lord Ningguang's Qun Yu Pavilion..."

Pai Meng: “Wow, there are storytellers here, the atmosphere is really good.”

Zhongli: "When you have nothing to do, drinking wine and listening to books are part of the life of the people of Liyue."

Tian Tiezui: "...Speaking of which, Lord Ningguang, whenever there is an important event, he will definitely come to this group of Yuge, dismissing everyone else and only bringing three of his confidants.

What were they doing with him? It turned out that they were to help him sort out intelligence and process materials.

More and more summaries are posted on the wall, but before this white wall is filled up, Lady Ningguang will definitely make a final decision.

After making the decision, she would crush all the information and scatter the scraps of paper out of the window. Wow, they fluttered around like a sudden flurry of snow.

To all businessmen in Liyue, the writing on the scraps of paper was like ink on the snow, eye-catching.

There is a poem praising it: floating in the air, like snow dust falling on the clouds, dense and sparse, every word is as precious as a rare treasure.

With a thought, the mountains and rivers are engulfed, and everyone knows that the power of heaven is supreme!

Just think about it, even though it's just scraps of paper, how precious are the ideas that Lady Ningguang used to make decisions?

If you can grab one or two more, you can get one or two more points than your peers by taking advantage of the benefits revealed by Lady Ningguang's fingers."

Lingkong: "That's really exaggerated. The storyteller is really good at bragging."

Pai Meng: “Tian Quan, Ning Guang, I’ve been hearing this name a lot recently. The people of Liyue respect her, but the Fatui hate her. We’ve even met her twice, so I don’t know what kind of person she is.”

Lingkong: "Speaking of Ningguang, she also invited me to visit the Jade Pavilion. I forgot to ask her where the Jade Pavilion is. Does Mr. Zhongli know?"

Zhongli: "Qun Yu Pavilion is located in the north of Tian Heng Mountain, in the air. When you climb up Tian Heng Mountain, you can see a small floating island. That is the Qun Yu Pavilion."

Ling Kong stared and said, "So, the storyteller just now said that the Qun Yu Pavilion was the fairy palace in the sky. He was not exaggerating, he didn't brag?"

Pai Meng: "Wow, the Celestial Palace, do rich people live in places like this? It's amazing that we can go to the Jade Pavilion."

Zhongli: "Not many people can go to the Jade Pavilion. It is really rare for you to have such an opportunity. Ningguang has been very strong since she was young..."

Lingkong: "Are Mr. Zhongli and Ningguang familiar with each other?"

Zhongli: "I have only heard of some of her deeds. If you are willing to listen, I will tell you."

Zhongli tells the story of how Ningguang started from scratch, built her fortune and became one of the Seven Stars today.

This kind of story sounds quite inspiring.

Lingkong was full of admiration, thinking that Ningguang was truly a girl who was gentle on the outside but strong on the inside.

Lingkong couldn't help but look forward to meeting such a legendary figure.